Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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>Tsun
Yup, sounds like an extremely fun night :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4

Claimed.

Claimed

I don't even care anymore, I'm dying from that lol

>Claiming

Don't you need the scissor blade for that?

Dio-sama...

Onara Gorou is a lot better than what I expected from a 3 minute long episodes anime about a fart.

Mei is bae
And bae is claimed

Rory-sama claimed
I hate rep grinding

I'm kinda tired
might as well go to sleep

I have both scissors blades lying around
Let me go find them

That's what I thought, can't take yuno from me bitch

Mine

Anime about a fart... huh...

If trips all waifus are mine

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Sleep well

Maybe another time. The stars weren't aligning to give me the proper powers

>checked
How's it going?

she's my only waifu, she's been around a long time.

Like I've claimed, it is a lot better than what it sounds like to be, when I was searching for things to watch, I saw Onara Gorou and it looked pretty fucking boring and unfunny since it was about a fart. But earlier today my friend just sent me a link and told me to "Watch this" I didn't recognise the name and the fart didn't apear before around half the episode so I just felt forced to watch it full and I was far from disapointed.

Uhhh huhh..

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Ahhhhh, I'm 2 eevee candy away from evolving!
But I also now have a fearow.

Part of me questions your definition of "disappointment," but I'm going to go give it a try.

Yoko claimed.
>I bought two things at the convention and wanted to inform a couple of waifus on what I got.
>Shizuru and Kurumi to be exact, but the former isn't awake and (Kurumi) is about to sleep.

Tell me about your experience once you're done.

Do dubs count?

>No stealing (unless trips or more)
Nope, try again

Only if you call 4 of them in a row.

Well shit. I'm not gonna bother anymore

I'm off to bed. Later everyone!

Sleep well!

Qt.

I'm fine

Would Ryuko let you have hers? and how the hell would you get Nui's?

Well, after watching the first episode, I definately have to agree with you. It's has its fair share of "what the fuck?" moments, and it is funny in its wierdness... surprising.

I will grant you one wish

I have a 280 Pidgeot

There was a bit of traffic. Small close call, made for a fun ride.
>Mfw my mindset has gone from "splitting lanes and swerving is dangerous and unneeded" to "fuck this shit, split no matter what" in less than 6 months

A cute imouto

Good to hear you agree.

Some cringey thing about 2d anime girls.

I wish that whatever I say is true.

I'd bet you want to pop her tight cherry you sick fuck.

>/waifu/ is ignoring (my) trips.
Is this normal?

>
An eevee came into my house while I was upgrading

Second part.

You got trips? Sorry I missed them.

Want loods as compensation?

Granted, but she dates you're rival.
Granted, see one of the posts above you.
Granted, someone asks about you're fetish.

People always ignore my trips I even got a few quads completely ignored, I may have once been called the "god of gets" so they're never a surprise, but I'd like to get a few (you)s that says "wew checked lad" sometimes.

I dont go walking and am more focused on work while at work. But lemme get a screencap real quick.

Part 2

I'm surprised that I'm not as into it as I thought I would be. I was hyped to hell when I first heard of it. And I haven't even downloaded it yet.

Last 3
>fuck your Scyther
>I might go for a walk after work because I think there are Dratini there

>Rory-sama

Shit I should've asked for jba vampirism but I felt like it would be too embarassing and edgy to ask and I didn't want the shithole called /waifu/ that is filled with a bunch of degenerate retards that are bound to live alone forever to make fun of me and think lowly of me, I've made a mistake simply to keep my ego intact

wew checked lad

I bike, my friends told me about this game after it came out.
>Accidently picked bulbasaur instead of squirtle
Found it tonight, natural 360 something cp
>The ball curves when you throw it at him.
>DRATINIIIIIIII
Download it and try it out
>That pic
>Mmmmmm~

Team Valor!

You make it curve.
>give it a spin
My friends are going Valor and dominating all the gyms in the local area. Also I leveled up that Pidgeot from a Pidgey. Actual work OP.
>my Oddish is literally Satan

>Rory-sama

I appreciate it.

Mizore i have squirtle and i caught a jigglypuff today i was stoaked>

stoked*
Check your fucking spelling you retarded fuck!

>and think lowly of me
But if you rejected you're humanity you would become something greater.

Perhaps next time you could wish to have that strange mask.

good thing we have a fagget shitposter in here to check spelling.

no u

ye,sure,woeva

back with the love of my life

You more.

I'll be able to handle people ignoring trips, but quads?

>Download it
>Go up to roof
>Rayquaza/Deoxys
Would i win at life if that happened?

I'm 99% sure I played some flash dating sim in middle school involving her...

It's mostly because of the whole god of gets part.

No way I made it curve, I threw the ball straight and it curved right. Like waaaaaaay to much
>Still got an excellent hit on him though.
I wanted to go Insight, but friends are valor so I had to go valor.
>Hail him.
>Caught a jiggly puff
Nice!

Fiora from Xenoblade Chronicles boom claimed niggers

check em

Wasup man how are you doing?


How was your con or whatever you went to..

Nope.

Claimed, Rally Vincent. My sweet chocolate waifu.

Can you bring more than a thumbnail next time? Even on mobile I need to go full Asian eyes.

From the harem Manga right?
I think I played the same game.
>Yes you would win, but legendary pokemon are like raids.

The cancer of WoT is artillery. So frustrating to be shot by an invisible tank across the map who has had his eye on your for the whole game...
Anything I miss?

Bumping, is this bread stale?

So I'm not going crazy!
>I have no idea how the game even works. Odds are, I'd just get a Sylveon, and maybe try to search for a Gardevoir after. Then it's just a matter of getting a full Eeveelution team.

Artillery (and the fact I sucked at the game) are the reason I quit WoT.

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Claiming

eat shit

Claiming.

>Haven't played in forever.
>Played it when it came out
>Only played arty.
Love you guys.
Its gen one only. No sylveon or ralts
They might add more gens later?

>Mizore literally plays everything I dislike
Tsk tsk.

>No Sylveon
>No Ralts line
Whyevenplay.png

Eh, at least you aren't part of the problem anymore.
What got you to quit?

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>Hamakaze claimed

How are you all?

If i was dio i would be a shitty vampire
Lewd
Good just started drinking
Wit u been doin

good point

What is life /waifu/?

>jenny claim

>Thinking anything past gen 1 is good.
Call me an elitist, but 251 is fine with me.
>I don't actually care

Of course I play everything everyone hates.
>I'm an asshole player
You know that guy that ran noob tube one man army? That was me.
Team matching was shit when I was playing, server issues.
Now I play war thunder.
>Love bombers.

Off to sleep.

Have a good day everyone.

Sounds like a blast. I've been playing Red Dead Redemption for the past few days.

Hey jenny, been a while.

>tfw no war thunder on xbox one yet
Why must I pick shitty consoles!

Even though I'm a new poster here on /waifu/, mark my words: if I get quints and they go unnoticed, I'll claim a different waifu for a month.

Doing great and the con was also good.
>Tbh I mostly walked laps around the vendors hall looking for merch because I was so indecisive.
>Read .
>I also saw episodes 7 and 8 of One Punch Man while I was there.

>I'll reveal what I bought once Shizuru and Kurumi get back on.

Oh, you play war thunder? I love that game! I bombers are the opposite problem from artillary, I personally feel we need more bombers.
Do you play realistic battles, arcade, or sim?
What tier are you in your nations?
Good night kyouko!

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Or a dino husbando