Cristiano: Obviously TSUUUUUUBat
Higuain: Machoke
ITT: Athletes and their favorite Pokémon
Jaxson Lopez
John Young
Englel:
Brandon Torres
Suarez: Raticate
Elijah Bell
is this meant to be funny?
guess what.........
it ISNT funny, asshole
Wyatt Thompson
Bale:primeape
Christopher Russell
Messi: Jynx
Wyatt Reed
Ozil - Kecleon
Justin Allen
Greaseman : Pikachu
Giroud : Magikarp
Blake Morris
Michael Phelps
Seaking
Anthony Mitchell
who?
Jaxson White
Reggie White and Snorlax because they both die of sleep apnea
Noah Reyes
He's someone who has more gold medals than your entire country,
Jack Rodriguez
Muhammad Ali
Machamp
Carter Young
Sergio Aguero: female Snorlax
Carson Johnson
Wear the fox
Wear the blue
Cooper Cruz
English Goalkeeping
Slowpoke
Bentley Williams
Zidane: Rampardos
Justin Rodriguez
>Ali
>not Hitmonchan
c'mon m8
Christian Lee
Griezmann: OUIddle
Xavier Reed
Burgerland: Snorlax
Julian Smith
England winning a major tournament: Farfetch'd
William Peterson
kek'd. best ones
Lincoln Ortiz
wobbuffet
slippy g
Noah Sullivan
The entire Texas Rangers team: Koffing and Weezing (and choking)
Daniel Young
>Ywn play a hacked version of pokemon where zubats have ronaldo's face and tsu when you find them
Connor Murphy
Charles Barbarkley
Angel Parker
metapod
Gavin Miller
...
Liam Bennett
yer fukkin wha
Caleb Watson
Steph Curry - Mankey
Tyler Ward
Aguero is Slaking, pretty strong but cant be used half of the times
Kevin Morales
...
Kevin Adams
...
Isaiah Perez
kevin durant
durant
Joseph Lopez
Dez Bryant - Magikarp: Does fuck all for most the game until he evolves into Gyarados, but by then it's too late and you've reached a high enough level where a low level water type is worthless.
Wyatt Rodriguez
it really makes you think doesn't it?
John Jones
Götze: Psyduck
Austin Stewart
...
Dylan Green
Mario used HARDEN
It's super effective!
Julian Cook
>liking Pokemon over the age of 13
Kill yourselves, niggas.
Mason Bennett
EHHH PU70.
Samuel James
get a load of this pedo
Bentley Robinson
do they have pokemon go in ur countries m8s
im about to go outside because of this shit 2bh
Kayden Thomas
Any NBA player: Mankey
Kayden Rogers
Pokemon is for adults. Children play FPSs
Henry Jones
Yeah, but I'm not comfortable walking outside with my phone in my hand.
Anthony Richardson
Pepe: Politoed
Josiah Butler
>implying it's not this guy
Caleb Reyes
That's Koffing.
Hunter Powell
im back i caught a beedrill nigga we made it
Dylan Cox
Messi is a GoGOAT, faggot.
Hudson Perry
Valderrama: Exeggutor
Oliver Flores
Well some of us had to catch a shitton of weddles to get a beedrill, u lucky fucknigga
James Morgan
Yeah.
2 dead already here.