Brehs, my step-mum just walked in on my JUST as I was cumming. I had this huge load all over my dick and my hand and she barged in and asked what I wanted for dinner. She screamed and then ran out of my room.
Now I'm too scared to go downstairs to talk to her. It's just me and her here for the weekend so I don't know what to do.
Any ideas how to approach this?
Hide in your room for the rest of the night and sneak out somewhere before she gets up tomorrow. What time is it where you are now? I'm asking because I think I'm in a different time zone. It's morning here.
Straya cunt
Alright then leave in the early morning and go hunting or whatever the fuck you guys do for fun.
She screamed?
What the fuck, speaking of overreaction.
Just tell her normal people masturbate and enjoy your dinner.
Just be all calm and shit and say something like "I had the door closed for a reason, knock next time." "I'm x years old, of course I fap." "Wanna give your step-son a hand next time ;)"
Don't clean up, go downstairs.
"Here's what's for dinner"
It's pretty fucking obvious. RAPE HER!!! Is she hot? Post pics
It wasn't a full on scream, it's hard to explain.
This. Just claim it mate
Probably more of an "OH!" type of thing
Yeah just claim it, lots of people fap Say to knock next time.
Pretend as if nothing happened
Op mate, just go around your day like nothing happened. If you want to know if she's into watching you though, try masturbaing with the door open just enough that she can see you jerking it.
Best case scenario, you get sex, worst case, you get told to close your door and that she doesn't want to see it.
Post a pic of her faggot
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Or he gets kicked out of the house.
oh we know what you're going to be doing. Here comes the really really really awkward conversation wherein you find out far more than you wanted to know about your family members.
ENJOY!
This. That's what she gets for not knocking and respecting your privacy.
Also gtfo underageb&
For accidently leaving the door open a crack, seems pretty harsh. But as I said first, go around like nothing happened. Only added the second part because he's posting here, in Sup Forums suggestions like that come with the territory.
Wtf is this?
Hah, true.
She's gunna tell your dad if you don't go down n say something
Its me shitting
Why
He won't care, he will just laugh. It's just awkward as fuck because she's hot and she's caught me spying on her before.
its not op
Post pics
Wanted to see if my images from my phone still got posted sideways
Go fuck her
As simple as that
Post pics of her
If your dad doesn't give a shit just say sorry n to knock next time as its your room and its private that or be carful and jack it at night when everyone sleeps
Why don't you just lock the door
once you clean your shit up go down and say "lets pretend that didn't happen" then walk away and avoid her until she feels comfortable going back to normal with shit.
i bet she is more embarrassed then shocked
What were you fapping to when she caught you?
Pretend it never happened. That's what you both want and that's what's best.
The pic in OP
The slut in the middle lives down the road
This is the best shit I've read all night. The guy who posted the shit is kind of a sociopath, but damn if this isn't hilarious.
Is this fucking reddit? Why are all you fags actually giving him advice and not telling him to rape her and dermanding to see her pics.
Tell her next time it's in her mouth..
You gotta give us a reason to keep thread alive op
you're doomed
^
What are they models? Porn?
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It gets boring to ask the same questions everytime someone asks. Nice to mix it up with an actual answer for once.
They're cheerleaders for our local football team
Tell her pic related
Someone seriously has to have hired that person to follow the fat lady and slam into her. This scenario isn't realistic. You'd have some kind of escalation before trying to injure her to smash her through the door. I mean, this would just be ruled as assault and battery. If someone did this in a grocery store, it would be a fucking felony. I'm calling fake.
OP here
I'm starting to get really horny thinking about what happened.
What should I do (realistically)
Pffft...You don't have cheerleaders for football
lol
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Are you gonna post pics of your step mom or not???
Yes we do. football (NRL)
Google it
NRL isn't football....idiot
Depends on the country, Australia has a few and America does have a lot. Usually Colleges, Uni's and stuff, but High Schools can have them.
Are you gonna post pics of your step mom or not???
You should post her pics realistically
No cheerleaders for AFL, yeah for rugby and basketball
Which one is your step mom because i wanna fap to her as well
It's on TLC, of course it is fake.
Can we stop talking about football and shit, and ask the OP for some pics of his stepmom?
HURRRDURRR
I don't watch AFL, would be why I had no idea though. Thank you for the info.
this
>do it op and record fucking pls
also fellow ausfag reporting in, 2756 nsw cunts
I'm not a sociopath
Oh fuck off, bloody nsw cunts
Post pics so we can help with advice'n'shit
Walk downstairs as if nothing happened. Look at her and tell her exactly what you want for dinner, then walk back upstairs like a boss.
DUBS RECOGNIZING QUADS, ids habbiding!
i didnt choose to live here m90
where u from
why the hate? ur from tassie arent you?
>whohurtyou.jpeg
I agree with our aussie cunt from another aussie cunt.
Bunch of two headed cousin fuckers down there
lucky that land isnt part of our beautiful country, fucking sickos
Any updates OP?
I'm sitting here watching incest porn...
Thinking about my step-mum seeing my hard cock with cum all over the place has had some sort of effect on me... now I need to try to get her to suck it.
Thank fuck I'm not, you can guess all day, but all you'll know is that I'm not from the shithole Tassie or the cum rag nsw
Fuck yeah, straya
You're a fucking cane toad aren't you
Sandgroper?
fucking this haha
Not if he follows NRL.
True, you are on the ball
bump
op, update?
Hory Shet!
OP post her pics ffs
Penriff Panfas