Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>いつからクイーンズランドが最高になったんだよ
いや、知らん
日本からの旅行は
「ゴールドコースト〜ケアンズの旅」が定番?
だから聞いてみた

乙・・・
だけどもう寝る

集団性の心理の狂気を感じる

オーストラリアのメルボルンが魔女の宅急便の街のモデルなんだな

引きこもりの不思議な文化.......

youtube.com/watch?v=M_1QiKEtzlA

ご挨拶

今年は北朝鮮が崩壊する気がする


マジか、欧州の何処かだと思っていた。

俺もイタリアとかスペインだと思ってた

hola amigos

shitty template

>tfw too poor and unimportant to hire a samurai

everything and everybody is shit

samurai armors are worthlesd against guns

Doesn't matter he can just cut the bullets in half before they can hit him

>the pieces of bullet hit him
>he will die

After being shattered the pieces don't have enough moment left to penetrate the armor

>moment
impulse sorry brainfart

お前らリアルでいじめたいわ〜〜
マジで
俺中学校の時暴走族入ってて
お前らみたいな奴から毎日お金毟ってたし

おはようござったりします

I'm sleepy.

It is impossible that the post in this time is posted by an early riser.
That is just only all night.

おかしい話を語って

...

The oldest English joke

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

チンポでしょ

Correct!!

key

a swed ass

what's the fuck.
I took a mistake.

you could say that.

...

正解はチンポに決定した。

How cold it is in your appartment now japanese?
Do you use kotatsu?

It's very comfortable here
No need for a kotatsu

Q:Hになればなるほど固くなるものはなんでしょう?

在豪日本人が多い地方だから、日本語の標識もあるらしい
バブル期は日本人があの辺で土地を買いまくっていたし

メルボルンは天気以外、スウェーデンとはほぼ変わらんからな
嫌な所だ
オーストラリアから離れて欲しい

チンポ

i'm in my bed with my gf so it's comfortable

Correct!!

何でもそうだ
HardのHだから、
hardになれば固くなる
なるほどね

挨拶を返さない失礼なカスたち

>japanese

こんばんみ
答えは鉛筆なのだ

どうも

ちんぽ

まあ鉛筆のHはhardという意味だから俺の答えは一般的に正しかったね

バインミー食べたい

Korean is like Japanese but better

>答えは鉛筆なのだ
なるほど
チンポは簡単すぎて困っていたw

日本人女って白人に殺されてばっかのような

あのヒゲは本当に変態っぽいな
彼奴は容疑者?

The first character is 'p' and the last character is 's'.
What is a part of body that length is 15cm~20cm?

pancreas
or maybe pelvis
oh wait
pちんぽs

The pancreas

youtube.com/watch?v=8ZePDqDlJWE

my penis

pen-pineapple-apple-pens

have you ever been in love with a Peruvian girl?

Correct!!

...

The faster we rub 'it', the warmer it gets, and it puts out white things.
What is 'it'?

but Korean girls don't want something brown, they want something white

お前のHのレベルはどれくらいか?

fuck them then
fuck all the women of the planet earth
I dont want any
---------------
Is snowing at your city?

I used to crave white dick. Then i tasted yellow and it was just as good.

if I came to Peru would the girls be all over me like in Asia?

very low

I had sex with a white boy and a brown yellow girl
The experiences were both good but not as good as I thought they would be
Perhaps sex isn't the thing I'm looking for. sex is not the same thing as love

...

an eraser

Okay I really didn't think about that

I got it.
You are honest.

チャーシューメン

Common people associate an eraser.
The lewd level of the people who are otherwise are too high.
That's all.

Years of consuming an unhealthy amount of hentai doujinshi each and every day do that to you m8

監禁王子みたいなヤツだろうな、犯人は

日本のチンポは何味するのかな

ホモが漲る日本語スレッド

ホモでありましょう

膣より男根

チンポ嗅ぎ活動

チンポ味ポッキーいつ

Maybe I should kidnap my gf and drive to rural Korea with her and show her how much I love her so she realizes that she loves me too
But I would hurt her and that's the last thing I want to do.
I think I should just go to her and ask her out
If she rejects me I can ask her why and improve myself or forget her forever
I will go to Japan first. There I will go to a football game and look for zainichi Korean players
Maybe I can marry her and forget my gf

fleur de lys is aesthetic

>tfw no nip gf

WHoa breast cancer?

hello you are my friend

The picture share service in Japan delete user's picture after 30days.
30d.jp/
The reason why is that it doesn't make the pictures leak after the wanted person look at the pictures,
It is the wrong way originally that the pictures for specified person are published in public area.
Therefore, the publisher gets a reply from a received person immediately, and he should not make his personal information flow out.
And not to reply means the same as 'not to concern to privacy'.

椎名林檎 - 青春の瞬き

youtube.com/watch?v=YB0eRwdZjMo

Why are big dicks so important for women?
I don't care about big boobs or butts.
Maybe I'm just a perfect human

マッカラン美味しいです

what am i doing
youtube.com/watch?v=0vIcmMApgtA

日本は本当にオタクの聖地んじゃないかな。

chile confirmed for white

さあ早く日本に来るんだ

Girls don't like pale guys
Because I don't like the outside world I look like a ghost
With a girlfriend I would go outside every day but I can't get one because I don't look good enougj
Who cares about your girlfriends? I don't. There is only one girl
The one I will never see. Looking into her eyes would be too much and I would run away
Maybe it's too late. I had enough time but I wastes it. Now there is no girl left except the one in my heart

>tfw チリ系ノルウェー人

...

wew

That didn't actually happen though did it? I watched that video and I feel like I would've remembered that.