What's the best way to not smell like weed when smoking outside?
I normally just smoke in my home, no worries. But, this weekend, I will be stopping at my missis's mothers house. (she's cooking a big dinner and invited us to stay)
However, her family are very anti drugs, so I can't sit down in their living room and light up. I'll be going outside, probably when they go to bed. If I smoke outside, how long will I smell? I don't want to use loads of cologne or whatever, because they'll twig it right away if I walk back in stinking of perfume, in fact the missis would probably think I've been cheating.
Tldr I'll be at my gfs parents and want to know how long I'll smell of weed when smoking outside and how I can prevent the smell.
Also general stoner thread.
Evan Bennett
wow that's a lot of leaf...
Ian Brown
Brownies. Don't smoke
Carson King
Be a man and not give a fuck what you smell like?
Brayden Adams
Hey man I'm experienced with this shit.
Go outside when everyone is asleep and when you're done just wait 10-15 minutes. As long as you give it some air the next morning it wont even smell 1% of weed. Goodluck my nigger
Landon Gomez
How about you just don't smoke for one day you fucking retarded faggot.
Nolan Reyes
OP sounds like the biggest fucking loser. You seriously must have fucked up hard in life to be asking Sup Forums for drug advice so you can smoke at your inlaws.
How about growing a pair and not getting high for one night.
Julian Stewart
If you're not planning on smoking with your GF while you're there, you ought to just not smoke at all man.
It seems to me that if you do smoke all the time, you should definitely have some idea of how long it lasts ( 15-20 mins, joints are the worst, getting smoke all over your fingers and clothes)
anyway, if you have to ask about this, then you probbly shoudlnt be smoking joints by yourself at your gf's parents place
Nicholas Morgan
Hold the joint away from your body and make sure the smoke doesn't get on your clothes, after your done wash and brush your hands and teeth.
Isaiah Sanchez
you can't manage the weekend without?
i know when im sitting around by myself i tend to crave a smoke but out an about or with other people etc im really not bothered about it.
Jose Gomez
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Josiah Cook
Stick of gum for after wouldn't hurt
Isaiah Fisher
true
Benjamin Barnes
if you use a dryer sheet and rub it on your clothes, hair, and hands i promise you wont smell. You can even try it before ya go. It worked every time when I was in boarding school
Ethan Ward
What does weed smell like when you've never smoked it before?
Joseph Gomez
Vape the weed in a mahic flight box Also my own white whidow grow
Adrian Price
magic flights suck ass
Ayden Cruz
Take a half hour walk and the smell should be pretty much gone. That or stand still outside for an hour. For me i usually take a half hour walk and it's gone. Also try to smoke with the wind blowing from behind you, that way the smoke will blow away from you.
Jordan Harris
the buzz is reduce, as the smell and the rougness of the smoke. it aint the perfect choice but it's worth
Parker Lee
but why not get a better vape that has less smell AND gets you a nice high
Landon Russell
>buy a little $5-10 bowl from a corner store >hit the bowl and hold in the smoke as long as you can >blow it into the wind going away from you >take a couple hits from a cigarette or chew gum >hang outside for about 10 minutes >wash your hands if you're THAT paranoid
Julian Martinez
9€
Juan White
prob unpleasant to most people, there are exceptions but it's generally a smell you learn to love.
Ian Reed
i am a poor fag. and i still prefer the pipes for now
James Perry
Keep a smoking jacket with a hood in your car, wear it when you smoke. Wait outside for a bit like everyone else is saying. Wash your hands as well.
Ryder Sanchez
Here's an idea you worthless fucking stoner, go two hours without lighting up you pathetic little shit.
Bentley James
This but ozium from walmart in the auto section. It kills weed smell immediately.
Christopher Murphy
Just don't smoke weed for one weekend. People like you give stoners their bad name.
Hudson Green
Simple - upon re-entering the house go immediately to the bathroom and wash your hands thoroughly with soap, and brush your teeth. - then change immediately into sleeping gear.
If this is after or around bed time it should not arouse much suspicion. Just don't get too cocky with it. And don't stress too much of it or you'll seem suspicious. Have fun.
Joshua Moore
Or, you could spend one night of your life not high a birds pussy. I know thats usually a big ass problem but sometime we cant be fucked up soup sandwich. >>inb4 but muh weed
Owen Sanders
Dumb nigger cant just not smoke???
Nicholas Ward
this
Brandon Martinez
Also I would get a one-hitter pipe - smoke that instead... gonna make you stink way less
Julian Thompson
To all the people saying 'dont smoke'... fuck you people. He can smoke if he wants. Who the fuck are you to judge a person if he wants to smoke he can smoke. You're almost as bad as the shit parents who have been brainwashed into hating 'the devil weed' while they probably drink wine every night
Brandon Turner
Or they dont when they cant and they dont fucking mind.
Justin Taylor
Vaprorizer or just don't get high, when with your gf parents. It's really simple.
Christian Jenkins
They look a bit heat damaged already, you might want to move the bulbs a little higher.
Michael Wood
Get a mighty $400 but totally worth it
Charles Evans
fucking loser can't go one day without getting high, I hope you get caught and they call the poh poh
Adrian Johnson
i close the box during the day and we are in a really hot and dry period here, they suffered from this a bit.
Samuel Phillips
OP just go and smoke outside, if they say anything when you come in or you get caught don't be a faggot and step up for yourself. Do not lie. Do not be a bitch.
Grayson Martinez
Raise the bulbs, trim the already dead/burnt plant away and trim some of the bigger top leaves back so the rest of the plant isn't having to fight for light.
Henry Nelson
Don't do drugs?????? That might work.
Kayden Anderson
trim all the dead leaves and top leaves isnt too much stress for a 4 week flowering plant ?
Eli Thomas
Not the dead ones, if anything leaving them on is just causing them extra stress.
Start with just the dead and go from there. Remember to raise the bulbs or you might start a house fire though.