Worst thing ever happened to you

Worst thing ever happened to you

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Fkn pussy motherfucker. Do a metal jacket dicksucka.

this

"Her"

I found out what Sup Forums was a few years ago

k

Struck by lightning at 15 y/o.

12 years later, near constant back pain and incessant tingling in hands and feet due to singe spinal cord. Exacerbated congenital birth defect where two lower vertebrae didn't fully separate.

Dunked a basketball in high school to impress a group of passing girls, got my two front teeth caught in the net on the way back down and had them ripped from my mouth. It was horrific.

Kys

that hurt me just to read it

Finding this website

Being born.

I was born

Damn it boy, bet you were teething

Fag

flip u

>be me
>be 19 happy kid in college
>have massive stroke and almost die
>be me
>be 25
>have a massive clot and liver and almost die
>have fucked liver
>be me
>be 27
>find out all clots caused by rare genetic leukemia (myeloproliferative disorder polycythemia vera).
>be now
>can die any day now for no good reason

>be me
>19 years old
>Still a virgin

My Life...

At least you have a sick ass scar and a conversation starter

Not today fag.

You should make love to a cow or sheep or a goose. I know you're wondering what it feels like, so take off your pants and get loose.

>be me
>be 19
>sister comes in unknowingly in empty house
>watches joi porn on led tv obliviously
>sister says "wtf!"
>scarred for life

Had a stroke. In one night 8 years of guitar lessons were gone. So was lots of other things. 5 21 11. A day that I will never forget. It also cost me my business. 18 years of hard work gone in one night.

You caught your sis fapping or is it the other way?

I live in the middle of the desert... the largest animal I've seen in days are other filthy humans and maybe small lizards/bugs. Birds too....

no

inb4 wincest

She caught me fapping and too embarrassed to look at her nowadays.

...

I woke up this morning

lost my girlfriend and my job in the same day, that was 2 days ago and I'm still upset.

Oh no! Fapping! How horrific and perverted! Seriously, get over it. I have a sister, too, and we walked in on each other occasionally. Who cares? It's normal. Just turn around and continue having a normal relationship.

>Just turn around and continue having a normal relationship.
or make it more than that

Got shot when I was 15. 9mm, destroyed part of my left hand (main hand) right at the beginning of summer break. Dumbass "best" friend at the time did it.
Realized how much of an asshole he was, how immature and reckless, and pretty much quit having anything to do with him.
So, lost a friend I had known since before kindergarten, lost that 3 months of summer because of the injury, and had to complete 6 months of hellish rehab to regain use of my hand after that while attending a new school.
Kind of a suck ass year, but it was one of the worst things that's happened to me.

Don't worry user you'll be okay, even though this is samefag and you probably won't be okay

Benis

Kinda your own fault both the accident and losing a friend.

>Struck by lightning at 15 y/o.
Definitely worth all the attention

Hit by a drunk driver while riding bicycle when I was 13. Broke my right arm in two places, Wore a cast for about a year... Almost lost the arm.

...I got off light.

fuck you

How is it my fault he shot me? Fucktard.
Only thing I regret about him is all the years I stuck around with his dumbass thinking he'd grow up.
He is still a fucking loser - multiple DUIs, drug convictions, domestic violence convictions, bounced from job to job because he isn't reliable or stable enough to have a decent work ethic.
I am glad I ditched his ass - he's the type of asshole who would have fucked you over to cover his own ass.

damn, im sorry user

nah m8
Sounds like you were the asshole friend. you should've stuck with your best pal

k

No, you can be a fucking chump and stick with a loser who would have drug you down and ruined shit for you if you want, but I ain't a fool like you.

>Grinding for levels
>The fucking game decided to freeze on me

Became the carer for my parents at age 13

bet on fnatic

>Be me
>15
>Look way older
>Drinks a fuck tonne
>I'm Irish, so it comes naturally
>2AM
>Fubar'd
>Stumbles home
>Wake up next morning in hospital
>Taken a turn
>Diagnosed with epilepsy
>Runs in the family
>Possibly induced by large volumes of alcohol
>Liferuined.jpg
>Not supposed to drink anymore
>Irish so fuck it
>Still get drunk at least thrice a week
>Still have Shakin' Stevens Syndrome
>Oh well

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This niggas buck teeth got ripped out his face lol.

B8/8

You seem to have mispelled 'All'

Sup Forums

This is why the only reasonable way to live life is to party while providing for yourself. Dont ever say you didnt party enough and only worked hard. Because in the end you'll only remember the good times.

I was about ten, family went to visit uncle we rarely saw. A cousin (pre Sup Forums) late 30's still lives at home, looks out of it. Parents tell me "avoid him, he's off" fast forward a couple of hours, dark as fuck now. All the kids playing hide and seek. I find a good place. Never hear this guy come up behind me, I probably weigh 70 lbs, cousin grabs me by the neck, chokes me, has me off the ground, I hear grunting, I lose Consciousness, hear brother and all the family around, dad picks me up puts me in motor home. Brother comes in tells me what happened, cousin wanted to kill you, but he dropped you when I yelled at him. I have red handprints on neck, everyone goes back to uncle's house like nothing happened. Parents never say anything about it next day or ever.

Even for psycopaths and serial killers? FUCK YOU.

got extreme explosive diarrhea and ended up in the hospital nearly dead from dehydration

Actually the universe doesnt care about our lives. They only "matter" in a conventional sense. The millions of other space anomalies and black holes and uninhabitable planets could give a shit whether our sun (like a sun in a different galaxy every second of our lives) explodes and ends us in a minute.

you're a fgt

you were an idiot and that is your fault.

Drunk drivers are fucking degenerates. How's your arm today?

My mother used to have a welding and silver jewelry workshop when i was 16. One day while i was watching her use pic related i had my feet below the table while watching her and it happened to break the table and fall.. My right feet got crushed and had to go to rehab for a year and couldnt walk. That shit weights like 20 kg or more

You're one dumb cocksucker. How was it his fault?
His friend sounds like an immature asshole, like you.

Forgot image*

>drug you down
Kek, you mean dragged? Now i see why he shot your bitchass

Let me guess, your family is religious

No pic.

you seem to know stuff in your opinion.

Was forced to watch my step father beat my mother to death when I was 15. I now have PTSD and severe trust issues.

I was born

Ran over my daughter in the driveway on my way to buy more coke.

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Get fucked, grammar nazi.

Yep, thats why when I see the neverending shitpost girl I get sick..

Underrated post. So many under-aged fags on here that make anything sexual awkward.

kys breaking bad faggot

I know assholes when I see one - helps I'm a gay male, they tend to be well known to me.

Checked

It's Ok bud. Shake it off.
Kek
Also, old joke;
What dyou do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?
Throw in your laundry

Sorry, got confused.

Girlfriend ODed, choked on her own vomit and died in bed next to me. Also, same night somebody broke in and stole my stash.

i ran out of smokes and was too drunk to drive to get more

checked

that's the best thing I've heard on Sup Forums this week

Go on a cocaine fueled killing spree. Might as well go out in flames ya know?

:(

randomly found my father dead one morning

But a year earlier, my mom was like, user we're going to visit your godparents! Ok, I guess. So off we go. We lived in northern state at the time. Godparents live in Lousiana, near "duck dynasty" introduce to god father like 6' 7" ogre. This is your god father. I just stare like wtf? Ok, you kids go play. Go play outside getting late, go inside, by this time the liquor takes hold, user, godfather screams at me, "you were born a girl" I get a confused look on my face. Dad and mom tell godfather to shut up, user, go out and play. Wtf? Asks parents, nevermind what he said. True story, when I was little had husband of teacher follow me into bathroom, when I come out, tells teacher, yep pees standing up, they didnt know I could understand them.

My brother gave me a tea lace with a bunch of lsd during a family bonding trip up north. I woke up in the middle of the woods and was lost for 2 days.
Same but my dad died from overdose. I share your pain.

If hes gonna do that he should show up to BLM protest and shoot a cop or a dindu and let them tear each other apart

Thanks. Friend had it even worse. Had half his face blown off while visiting a nursing home. Can u believe that shit?

>Stopped growing at 5'9

If he can inspire a riot of some sorts that'd be amazing. You my friend are a genius.

Serving in Afghan, IED, lost both legs at knee and left arm, totally deaf in left ear, 40% vision in eyes.
Still proud to have been a bootneck.

Fuck

Lightning scars aren't permanent.

i was born.

...

Yes they are.

k