Mom and son thread

Mom and son thread

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yes they do cunt

Well shit

Darn

Immunity cat always works

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fucking waste

HOLY QUINTS

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Checked

Ain't nobody dying

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sad

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H o l y m o l e y

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replied

wasted

this is just pathetic.

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wtf

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oh fug

That is one disgusting fat ass pig. Kill it with fire.

I fucking swear

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Jjjjaaa

What a skinny-immature girl pedofag you are.

GTFO of this thread.

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>teen cock
>business trip

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who is that tho?

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No

Jaylene Rio
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sure

HOLYSHIT

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I'm gonna kill you

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Aka cringe thread

Got my mom to blow me. Had to go get shot at in Iraq to do it, but TANSTAAFL.

> be 23 freshly graduated from college & ROTC
> get ordered to Iraq cuz WMDs n shit
> living at home with mom til deploy date
> she's freaking out about never seeing me again
> She tries to cram as many memories as possible into what time we have left
> Always asking
> What should we do next?
> Anything you've always wanted to do?
> What do you want to do today?
> Plan hatches in my pervert mind: women think blowjobs don't "count" so maybe I can use her fear to get her to blow me
> Next time she asks what I want to do I suggest a blowjob in a way that I can play it off if she freaks
> she doesn't freak, but she wasn't thrilled "I'm not saying no, but we'll have to see."
> her lack of freak out kinda freaks me out. Had she known about my wincest crush? Had she found my "Taboo" video / literature? Caught me staring at her tits?
> Next day I'm on edge trying to figure out how to get it going when she brings it up!
> She gave me a completely mechanical, non-sensual blowjob.
> wouldn't take her clothes off
> wouldn't look at me
> wouldn't use her hands
> just head up and down fast enough to get me off
> Was the best blowjob I've ever had!
> made the mistake of telling her I was about to come and she used that info to keep me from giving her a mouthful of her grandkids
> After we talked for about an hour

Nothing ever happened again.

I've grabbed her ass a couple times and she swatted my hand away hard.

We never talk about it.

She has lost her looks in the last 13 years and gained a lot of weight so I don't find her as attractive anymore. . . maybe I can guilt her on her deathbed into a full on fuck.

bump.
not a mom son pic but I don't want to let the thread die

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Hahagavga

frog I most relate to

i`m not into my mom but my wife's mom
we live far away from her and we see eachother once per year, besides skype. Last time I went to visit I went in the toilet to shit and I found her underware, had a massive FAP with her undies

she's not hot or something, she is actually fat but the idea of fuckin somebody so close gives me a hardon

oh no

There are 7 pillars of motherfucking

1. Alcohol MUST be involved
2. She must be proud of you
3. Guilt is the key
4. Pull close then away
5. Minimal foreplay
6. Frame her emotions for her
7. Never use the 'i' word

We'll use this as a basis for you all to fulfill your fantasies.

No

1. Alcohol MUST be involved, not because it lowers inhibitions, that is minor -- but because it lets people pass the buck morally.

Having too much to drink is always an excuse to do something you wouldn't normally do. You see she's not a slut who sucked off her own Sup Forumsrother: no, no, no, she just had too much to drink!

You can encourage this behavior by noting several times how drunk she is. How she won't remember anything tomorrow-- this will give her psychological permission to do something she'd never do sober.

2. She must be proud of you

Women share their bodies with men they admire & respect. If she pities you, forget about it. If she's embarrassed by you forget about it.

She must think you're smart, handsome, and have an awesome personality.

Be going places in life... the slacker / adolescent angst won't get you what you want.


3. Use her single-mom guilt against her

If your dad is in the picture forget it. However, if she's divorce or never married she inevitably feels guilty.

Use that. make her feel she owes you for her failings. Spreading her legs for you is how she makes up for it.

You've got to play it carefully. . . over do it and you lost all the leverage.

4. Pull close then away

Women crave closeness. You want to condition that response like you'd train a dog!

Give her a hug. Brag about her to her friends and your parents. Tell her she's the only person you trust.

Then..... nothing. No hugs. Short conversations. No bragging. Always be too busy for her.

Then reverse course. Give her a (non-creepy) hug... don't press your cock into her! But be quick... always leave her craving more.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

5. Minimal foreplay

This is the most counter-intuitive point in our quest.

Generally spend an hour kissing, talking, massaging a woman... not this time!

Once the tongues slip in, take her panties off and slide it in!

You see foreplay gives her time to think and when she does that she won't wanna have sex with you.

It also takes away from the "it just happened" thing women need so much when they're trying to explain away why they did what they did..... it was just fate, she didn't have anything to do with it!

Does that make sense? It's hard to understand, but we can expound more if everyone needs to.

lol

Freud would love this thread

im tired of you faggots

meh

Go fuck off

cunt

>huh

why

Obviously fake but my cock is diamond so mission accomplished.

Fuck you

witnessed

Enjoy

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fuck u

/r/ing hentai, either comics or individual pics/gigs/webms are fine.

Ass

momson.info

kk

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more greentext!

Love this girl. Wonder why shes never in any fav pornstars thread.

fug

Ffff

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fuck you asshole

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one down one to go, Dammit!!!!

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Moar!!

Alright

Damnit

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(You)

Already died

fuck you

Fuck

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