ITT: lame superpowers

ITT: lame superpowers

ability to talk to corn
always shake 2 aspirin out of bottle
can pass through chain link fences for an hour each day

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>the ability to draw two lines at a perfect 93.81 angles from one another
>every time

The ability to jump slightly higher than you normally can, once a day

the ability to make my self a cripple at will then go back to normal after the day has ended

The ability to Die at will, but can't revive.

The ability to die a little bit every day

the ability to turn into a nigger at will
only works in the deep soulth

the ability to suppress a sneeze 3 times a day, but only when in public

The ability to visit my doctor, but not follow any of the advice

The ability to see in the dark only while wearing a blindfold

so...daredevil?

...

Meh doesn't he have like sonar vision?

The ability to flip a bottle perfectly everyone but no one can see it.

Everytime* autocorrect amirite

everyone can do this lel

as in the bottle is invisable? or just you can't do it infront of anyone

The ability to look you straight in the face, but not hear a thing you say.

The ability to go on this website but I die inside every time

>the ability to dodge the tenth bullet
>the ability to run fast, but it only works in large bodies of water

the ability to perfectly time a post number, but you can never post.

the ability to be re born each time i die
but only as a unwated chinese baby girl or a nigger in ethiopia

ability to get quads, right before a prune

Control drink coasters with your mind

the ability to seduce any women in to bed to perform any sex acts i wish
but my dick turns into a pussy just before sex

Nice dubs

ITT : Cool superpowers with dumb side effects

Ability to breathe under boiling water
Ability to ejaculate urine
Ability to taste the difference between different people's shits

Ability to sneeze at command, but at the expense of shitting everytime.

If you're going on a long roadtrip just sit on the toilet and make yourself sneeze a bunch of times so you shit a ton and wont need to shit for the duration of the roadtrip.

Have fun being the best lesbian ever

Ability to revive living people...
Ability to repeat your mistakes...
Ability to shit while sleeping...
Ability to read minds in German binary...
Ability to fly 2 centimetres above ground...

Cure for constipation, just sneeze while on a toilet

>walk through walls that have doors in them
>summon a lamp. once
>travel through time at the speed of regular time
>70% levitation

Found the eurofag

tripz

>ability to talk to corn
>There's literally a whole movie about a superhero with this power

Oh...I understand that SI units are not for everyone, my American friend...
2 centimeters is 0,8 inches approx...

fuck no way thats a real movie kek

Ability to tell on occasion when someone's European on an anonymous imageboard

Centimetre.
>metre

Useful for floor is lava

The ability to get quads on demand, but everyone else sees it as singles.

The ability to fart, backwards.

...

The ability to inhale farts with your butt?

I think I have that. Am I a superhero?

Can't stop laughing

The ability to inhale farts with your mouth

It's actually a half-descent funny movie too

Ability to cry when angels deserve to die

fucking kek

ability to be invisible when no one is looking.

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The ability to fly north

Are you doing it right now?

>when no one is looking.
Do cameras count as someone looking? Because if not, that could actually be kinda useful.

The ability to roll dubs at will.

Be able to see 3 seconds in the past

Be able to speak chinese

Kek, Daredevil is a Submarine.

ability to run backwards

Yes, twice.