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Donald Trump was born in Nigeria

We live in a hopelessly depressing world, with endless opportunities from mindless self-indulgence it is easy to forget this, but we live in a hopelessly depressing world. While the hygienist was doing what she needed to do in my mouth, my thoughts turned to the standard Christian and Muslim doctrine of Hell. I thought to myself, "what if a God was to impose on me after I die, this experience of plaque removal in this dentist chair of moderate discomfort not just for twenty minutes, but forever". And not just me, but a lot of other people. Would that God be worthy of my worship? No. Do I think I'm an animal? No. Only in certain ways. Do I think I'm weird? Well fuck yeah I'm weird. So, the evidence is piling up that this is also this there's this ancient legend of what's called "Nemesis", and this "Nemesis" star that obliterates Earth once every so often and I don't think in ancient times they were saying it's every twenty six million years but they had an understanding of this, a comprehension that every so often that the Earth is demolished every passing of a star. We're all weak flesh. The flesh is very demanding you see, it demands to be fed. It demands to be the right temperature. It demands to have pain fixed. Bestiality is, well it's the sexual fetish that has to do with animals. Which there's nothing particularly wrong with that where I'm concerned because of course there's a consent issue there. As far as I'm concerned animals either give their consent by NOT tearing your face off or they don't give consent BY tearing your face off. I'm sorry, but if even a DOG doesn't want you doing something to it, it is going to KILL YOU. That is the way that that fucking works I'm sorry but animals they don't want you doing something to them, you're not going to fucking do it. I haven't been very happy lately. Because I have no real friends to speak of.

Black Lives Matter

OP is not a faggot.

Op is a faggot.

This thread is shit

Wow thanks, you're so nice

And that's it. OP is never a faggot again, screencap this shit.

You ruined it you monster

And now ?

You're wrong

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she wants to fuck me

But op is still a homosexual

You're delusional

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I'm not gay

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o shit wadup

This is a lie

Lizards are the only real race

Dat boi is a shit meme

I am Charlie Day.

She loves me

Pls, she luvs me

Super Saiyans are real

Ayyyy

His name is Robert Paulson

Vegeta's dick is bigger than Goku's

k-on is the pinnacle of artistic endevour

I'm going to kill myself

Black lives matter.

His name is Robert Paulson

Sweden is fucked beyond repair.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thanks for proving this thread fake

Trump wins the 2016 election

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I fucked up. I'm so sorry guys.

You're lying

Yamcha is a saiyan

Holocaust of the niggers starts February 2017

Somalian semen is superior

Millhouse is a meme

Wow

See? I told you guys.

I beg to differ

This statement is absolutely false and there is no god.

This is the leader of the Free Masons.

Donald Trump will win the presidency

This post will end in a 7

Bane will sit on the Iron Throne

Black people deserve a pay raise

My girl loves me

Im going to fuck taylor swift

Of course

Kek

Paedophilia is perfectly ok

This message is true.

You will all die today

She still loves you. She is coming back. You'll see your daughter any day now.

This your new best friend.

I should indeed kill myself because my life is worthless

Niggers are people

rolling again

Avril loves me.

We are all retarded faggots. Just like OP.

Tai Lopez will be President of USA

kek

Pincest is canon.

Australia isn't a country

This is, objectively speaking, the best book ever written.

they want me

>My pienus makes the ladies go Eh, lamou.
>Even the ladies with bigger ones than me.

you are absolute nothingness

I'm on a neverending quest to save my girlfriend!

everyone in this thread is getting laid by the end of the year

Dogs are better than cats. End f discussion.

Im going to time travel today

ROLL!!!!!!!!!

white knight Dipper Pines is okay

This guy is never going to see his daughter again

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

self-reroll

This is what white women will look like in 50 years.

I'm a big guy.

m00t and jewkerberg are fuck buds

This is my future wife.

your're bane... the bigguy..

For you.

got a 8/10 and 9/10 chasing me

posts ending in 7 are absolute lies
posts ending in 0 are absolute truths
posts ending in 69 are both absolute lies and absolute truths

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Jim Carrey has a 14 inch penis.

Hillary will be the next President

you will become a eunuch by your own hands with a dull rusty spoon.

I have 14 dicks and the world is flat.

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