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Donald Trump was born in Nigeria
We live in a hopelessly depressing world, with endless opportunities from mindless self-indulgence it is easy to forget this, but we live in a hopelessly depressing world. While the hygienist was doing what she needed to do in my mouth, my thoughts turned to the standard Christian and Muslim doctrine of Hell. I thought to myself, "what if a God was to impose on me after I die, this experience of plaque removal in this dentist chair of moderate discomfort not just for twenty minutes, but forever". And not just me, but a lot of other people. Would that God be worthy of my worship? No. Do I think I'm an animal? No. Only in certain ways. Do I think I'm weird? Well fuck yeah I'm weird. So, the evidence is piling up that this is also this there's this ancient legend of what's called "Nemesis", and this "Nemesis" star that obliterates Earth once every so often and I don't think in ancient times they were saying it's every twenty six million years but they had an understanding of this, a comprehension that every so often that the Earth is demolished every passing of a star. We're all weak flesh. The flesh is very demanding you see, it demands to be fed. It demands to be the right temperature. It demands to have pain fixed. Bestiality is, well it's the sexual fetish that has to do with animals. Which there's nothing particularly wrong with that where I'm concerned because of course there's a consent issue there. As far as I'm concerned animals either give their consent by NOT tearing your face off or they don't give consent BY tearing your face off. I'm sorry, but if even a DOG doesn't want you doing something to it, it is going to KILL YOU. That is the way that that fucking works I'm sorry but animals they don't want you doing something to them, you're not going to fucking do it. I haven't been very happy lately. Because I have no real friends to speak of.
Black Lives Matter
OP is not a faggot.
Op is a faggot.
This thread is shit
Wow thanks, you're so nice
And that's it. OP is never a faggot again, screencap this shit.
You ruined it you monster
And now ?
You're wrong
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she wants to fuck me
But op is still a homosexual
You're delusional
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I'm not gay
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o shit wadup
This is a lie
Lizards are the only real race
Dat boi is a shit meme
I am Charlie Day.
She loves me
Pls, she luvs me
Super Saiyans are real
Ayyyy
His name is Robert Paulson
Vegeta's dick is bigger than Goku's
k-on is the pinnacle of artistic endevour
I'm going to kill myself
Black lives matter.
His name is Robert Paulson
Sweden is fucked beyond repair.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thanks for proving this thread fake
Trump wins the 2016 election
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Sweden not found
I fucked up. I'm so sorry guys.
You're lying
Yamcha is a saiyan
Holocaust of the niggers starts February 2017
Somalian semen is superior
Millhouse is a meme
Wow
See? I told you guys.
I beg to differ
This statement is absolutely false and there is no god.
This is the leader of the Free Masons.
Donald Trump will win the presidency
This post will end in a 7
Bane will sit on the Iron Throne
Black people deserve a pay raise
My girl loves me
Im going to fuck taylor swift
Of course
Kek
Paedophilia is perfectly ok
This message is true.
You will all die today
She still loves you. She is coming back. You'll see your daughter any day now.
This your new best friend.
I should indeed kill myself because my life is worthless
Niggers are people
rolling again
Avril loves me.
We are all retarded faggots. Just like OP.
Tai Lopez will be President of USA
kek
Pincest is canon.
Australia isn't a country
This is, objectively speaking, the best book ever written.
they want me
>My pienus makes the ladies go Eh, lamou.
>Even the ladies with bigger ones than me.
you are absolute nothingness
I'm on a neverending quest to save my girlfriend!
everyone in this thread is getting laid by the end of the year
Dogs are better than cats. End f discussion.
Im going to time travel today
ROLL!!!!!!!!!
white knight Dipper Pines is okay
This guy is never going to see his daughter again
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
self-reroll
This is what white women will look like in 50 years.
I'm a big guy.
m00t and jewkerberg are fuck buds
This is my future wife.
your're bane... the bigguy..
For you.
got a 8/10 and 9/10 chasing me
posts ending in 7 are absolute lies
posts ending in 0 are absolute truths
posts ending in 69 are both absolute lies and absolute truths
Jim Carrey has a 14 inch penis.
Hillary will be the next President
you will become a eunuch by your own hands with a dull rusty spoon.
I have 14 dicks and the world is flat.
sup jim...