Would JLaw let Chris Pratt be openly conservative unlike his current wife?

Would JLaw let Chris Pratt be openly conservative unlike his current wife?

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>conservative christian
>cheats on his wife

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>they fugged?

I don't believe it, but I wouldn't care if it was true

>implying based Pratt would ever commit adultery

Even if he would, he'd choose someone much better than JLaw.

Meme Lord could do so much better. Too bad he already planted his seed in Faris and now has a tardo baby.

>things that didn't happen
Oh boy...

This

Between Jurassic world and GOTG he's had way better options

Jesus had his wife written out of the New Testament completely.

Top that, motherfucker.

this

There's no reason he can't explore all of his options at the same time

Options being anal cavities

The Pratts are waaaayy too wholesome for that shit.

>She knit him a tie
>He wore it to the GotG premiere

>he still posts enty shit
>posting gossip shit
this is why we fucking need /ce/

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That's pretty cute desu

Anna Faris is just so gross looking.

pratt/jlaw would be possibly the most insufferable meme relationship of all time

part of me wants it to be true just for the neverending shitposting storm, while another part of me knows this just cant happen safely

The guys that go to strip clubs and biker bars are not your everyday liberal hipsters.....

>cute*
ftfy

>Jesus wrote the nu testament

>Liberal Hipsters and conservative Christians are the only two kinds of people that exist.

>gross*
ftfy

>ywn fuck her used up roast beef curtains

>qt*
ftfy
And stop replying to my posts unless you are going apologize to me

>uggo*
ftfy
I'm sorry you're so disgusting looking, anna. You weren't supposed to hear that I was making fun of your horrific monster face, but it happened. In the future I'd like it if you minded your own business. Thank you.

DELETE THIS

he is openly conservative you faggot. this thread is stupid, you are stupid op

2011/12 JLaw was PRIME

prime I tell ya

now the smoking is taking a toll on her skin

>cutie patootie
ftfy
Thank you, was that so hard?

Real talk she looks like someone hit a mannequin with a hammer in the cheekbones and then stretched fake skin over it and named it "Anna Faris."

I don't think she is "good" looking just not gross, just a plain jane that managed to slip the cracks and became an actress

underbatedmasterrated

nah mate she is not a cutie no more. 10 years ago yes, but it's 2016, like ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>this was 08 years ago

>pratt
>a+ list

>Pratt's hairline
JUST

>only an hour

You sure they were even fucking?

>GotG franchise, MCU tie ins
>Jurassic World franchise
>star of one of the most recent NBC sitcoms that got syndicated
etc

johnny karate gets all the women
jlaw is a real whore

>They were probably tooo awkies to be with each other so they just said hey "Let's go eat Ice Cream Coffee Cake hahaha" "Good idea lady hahahaha" Oh wow, I'm getting some feels time to watch Parks and Rec and Hunger Games, I

They'd have multiple subreddits about their relationship.

Wow how interesting and relevant to Sup Forums

this didn't happen lol

>Between Jurassic world and GOTG he's had way better options
This is what we always mention when celebs cheat. Oh wow, he's married to Elizabeth Hurley! Why would he cheat with some random 5/10 Mexican cleaning lady!?

she looked alright in Keanu playing a drugged out parody of herself who gets killed in a drug deal gone bad

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Denzel Washington are A+. This guy is B+ at best.

she's exactly the kind of woman you marry if you plan to cheat a whole lot, like hillary clinton

This

Pls.

Well duh. They're the ones cheating on their wives instead of being the cucks that get cheated on unlike a certain group.

>Stars in 3 of the highest grossing films of the last 3 years
>B list

I'm not saying his name is up there with Tom cruise but he's gotta be A list by now.

>Anna Faris
>gross

>not cute as fuck and with a great sense of humour

>Denzel Washington

I've never seen the physical appeal in her either.

She has a fun, cute personality but she's nothing special to look at.

Unteralterbach*

What website is the text taken from?

You're defending cheating scum? You came straight from Hell my friend.

my.ass.com

>pratt and farris

no... i really like them as a couple ;_;

Seriously? He's got enough potential to be the next Harrison Ford.