HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!

OP is SS

Rolling.

Roll.

rawlxxx

ima kill em all or die trying

I swear I'm not a Jew.

rololol

Röllïńg

It's alright, move along Schutzstaffel.

Fuck, I'm the jew.

0 get.

Lol l8r Auschwitz.

Re-rolling since I'm a free jew.

Rëröll

Røłł öút

rolling for 1488 mustache

Well, my papers are here somewhere...

Mèin røll

Dèr Reroll

RIP

Rolling

And I'm retarded llolol

Rolling out

Apparently not.
Re-rolling now that I'm out.

Ok, now I'm retarded again lol.

Broke out, now I can re-roll.

Get me out of this god damned country.

My story
>retarded
>sent to asylum
>deemed sane and released
>retarded
>sent to asylum
>broke out
>became gestapo

10/10 ign

Rolling because lost papers.

Roll

source on slut in op?
roll

Rolla

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ROLLEN

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Rølling again

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ERNEUT ROLLEN

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ROLL

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Gonna bop dat pretty nazi bitch right in the puss, swear on me mum

Rollin

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Rerollarino

Roll

Reroll again

Rollen for my nigga Adolf.

I just want a quiet life

Rollllll

kpaltalol

Ooo vey, as you wish.

Reroll

Yes!!!

Hitler is a fucking feminazi jew nigger

reroll

Heil Hitler

Reroll

Reroll again

Roll down

Rololololol

Reroll 2 win

Ayy Raulin'

Rolling for SS

roll

Oh nein, i am SS i swear

Rollin to roll

Rolling

reroll

Too fucking easy

broke out & reroll

fuck not again

Rollin 2 win

rollerino

Another time

Well, just saw that that image has a 9gag watermark. Time to kill myself

Re-roll

rolling

rollin

Reroll

rolling

Rollin

lucky jew

Rerolling

Here they are

Reroll

Sieg Heil meine Freunde

Roll for the Reich

röll

Re-roll

Roll

Rollin up in rank

Herr Himmler, nice to finally meet you!

Rollll

Rolling for Judaism

K.

Roll

Oops, I mean... um, yeah.

Come on!! Stay in the asylum!!!

Sieg Heil, Himmler!

Roll for homo

rock roll