Pokemon go thread? TFW nothing is around where I live and can't really do much
Pokemon go thread? TFW nothing is around where I live and can't really do much
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Im way too lazy to go out so i got only some pokemons near the river i live, its fun
I WANNA BE... THE VERY BEST!
same. im rooted so if anyone has a new gps spoofing method
Or... walk..
Already ran out of pokeballs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
absolutely fucking nothing nearby. i cant do shit but occasionally catch 1 pokemon.
go to a pokestop
>ride my bike downtown to try to take my first gym
>black escalade rolls up slowly
>window rolls down and nog points a fucking gun at me
>"Team Valor territory nigga, step the fuck off."
>mfw
Lmao I grew up in a bad part of a big city I can see a bunch of niggers doing this.
Glad I'm out.
>team instinct ftw
>tfw the only pokestop near me is a church and it is still so far away
That would mean that the only way for me to grind is to visit a church every 15 mins, or hang around all day...
There's a shopping complex some 5 miles away with a pokestop too..just one though... But non at Walmart and target? K.
Also no gyms. Sucks that I was forced to move up here. Would have been ALOT better if I stayed in the city but oh well.
i bet when you were born, you're mother was screaming in pain because she seen your fucking DNA
I live in Brazil, Rio de Janeiro, so I can't go out in the streets otherwise the only thing I will get is a "Bulbassault"or a "Pikashot".
Every time in near one it says I'm not close enough
I can't go anywhere cause I seem to lose connection
do you guys have hotspot or what?
I don't have money to waste on hotspot
That was a horrible roast nigga.
Did you even try? Sit your Sasquatch-ass down and wipe that heetoh dust off your dick boi.
dank
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level?
I'm level 17 and I got a 486 eevee
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data you fucking dork
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Kek
Just get a virginmobile phone like an HtC desire. Only cost 35 bucks a month for a 4G connection. Just don't use streaming sites and it'll last a long time.
Boy that was a zinger, come up with it by yourself or did mommy help in between breastfeeding you and retarded sister?
k
K.
Go on...
kys
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Gay
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>she seen your fucking dna
>she seen your
>seen
>she
Kill yourself, fucking cancer.
Day 2 progress
niggerfag
wtf
on day 3 and only 3 pokemon
Immunity cat faggot
how do you get CP that high? when i power up i don't even get +50
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Fuck off faggot
start with the 1st evolution, power up to max, evolve. power up to max again then evolve again
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1
Charge your phone you faggot
Doesn't work. Read the small text and I am not taking any chances, because I care about my family.
TFW the only pokemon on a 3 mile walk is Kadabra and as i throw the pokeball it just sits there not shaking
For fuck sakes stop this shit please.
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Your family doesn't care about you, because you're clearly fucking retarded.
i seriously hope you know that if this is the only way to get (you)'s on your posts you are a sad person
>(you)'s
Kill yourself
k
who has protips for this i dont really get it. do i have to buy more pokeballs? i went to a pokestop and it was just a picture of a fuckin church what am i supposed to do
Quit playing and kill yourself.
The fucking rat
literally nobody laughed at that but you are you proud of yourself? im asking for tips but you obviously dont know shit so lol go ahead and make another shitpost m8 gg
theguardian.com
Good playing in your country full of niggers.
Git gud
QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART
spin
any porn of her yet?
Gyms and pokestops in popular areas, OK, but pokémon should not appear in the fucking city centre. Also found 0 in a near mountain. Nonsense game
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How do you nickname your pokemon? it never asks me to
K
I was struggling to understand the definition of autism but now after reading this post I totally get it.
all the gyms around me are fucking churches
Okay Pro Tips
Single best tip that could be given. As far as pokestops go to a downtown area and you should have a concentrated area of pokestops. Find a few you can get while driving slowly on a loop and hit them over and over. Make the loop a 5 minute one and they will be up. I have my gf do this while I drive and I get 100 pokeballs in 20 mins. Don't spend real money on this as everything you need is retartedly easy to get. If you live in an area that's too rural that has no stops or gyms don't even try to play you'll just torture yourself. If you're not in America make sure your country is supported first. You find different pokemon depending on what biome you're in and proximity to water. When you throw the pokeball to catch the inner colored circle should be as big as possible not small. The game is a reskin of ingress. Google how to use ingress map with pokemon go so you can have a large world map with relevant locations so you don't have to hunt them down.
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kys
anyone else tired of seeing this fucking game everywhere?
spin the thing it gives items
what do you do with eggs?
dude.
so is this just like Ingress: Pokemon Edition?
scramble them
Niggerdicksucker
It's the same company that made it. Yeah they just reskinned for pokemon. All the Hotspots come from that game
Put them in an incubator and walk to hatch or drive under 10mph
that's a bit shite. There's like 5 ingress hotspots within a 2 minute walk of my house though. I'll just have to wait until it's released in the UK
I'm European, thank god
no shit autismo game for me
PLANT STARTERS MASTERRACE
You came to the thread just to type that, you must be real fun.
zzz
i gotta walk to get them to hatch? shit
ive lost 2 pounds over this game already
God damnt
there is nothing around me, nearest pokestop is in a near by city, 20 minutes away.
shieeet
dude the fucking circlejerk with this game on youtube is ridiculous
kek
ghh
help