Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Shiro claimed.
>homuroru of singles
Hello
I wasn't sure if it was both types of abuse, good to know.
I'm doing good, what about you?
You a cute.
>I neither need madoka nor sayaka
You know Yume... your taste isn't bad but there are still some things in it that need to be improved.
Sounds like a nice place to live, I like Ireland culture and really any country on those islands.
Checked.
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Forgot pic...
>homuroru of dubs
Do it then, what is it you wish for?
Hello. How are you?
blake claimed.
im bready
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I want to lick her vulva.
Yeah, it really is a nice place to be. Just stay away from Cork... those leprechauns in the south give me the creeps.
How have you been?
Hey Blake
Hey Mami
claimed
Nice thumbnail
What's up best neko?
The only people who talk to me anymore are just other shitposters
I think I ruined my waifu reputation
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me too but to your waifu
I'm getting pizza later so times are cheesy (good)
>claiming yume
Decent enough for someone who just finished his apprenticship there
damn I need to train again
nothing serious just waiting for this day to finish to go to work tomorrow
pff I am sure it is fine
hey sexy how are you
Hey there Fran, what have you been up to?
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hey gorgeous.
not much, getting ready for work tomorrow.
you?
Claimed.
I need to calm down after typing (Tl;dr ), I get emotional whenever I try to remember my childhood. Can someone please try cheering me up?
>Captcha had two of the same picture.
Are you drunk, Captcha?
Oh hello. I'm okay, I'm kind of tired right now for some reason so I'm just chilling. How are you?
You're damn right you do
;-;
Buttstuff is kinda cool
>I think I ruined my waifu reputation
Ever heard of the boy who cried wolf?
I spent all fucking day on an ohayou that I'm quite proud of. Gonna make some food and see if the other guys are up for some vidya. If not I'll just get on the next ohayou, which is Toshaka Rin
How is your day going?
im not a shitposter
most of the time
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much deserved (You)
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*hug*
There, there.
(you don't know me, but I wanted to do this)
Maybe we could make a temporary trade.
Well, you did post your dick that one time
What toppings are on that pizza?
Since when did you know how sexy I was?
Maybe sleep some.
Just chilling, my guy in DnD might be dying soon, caught a pretty bad disease
It is
Alita/Gally is mai waifu.
its alright i guess. none of my skype friends are on, so im quite bored. decided to come talk to you guys. i was here 2 threads ago but no one noticed me lmao
Madoka Kaname, claimed
on a side note: Fucking window's XP
Hello
Doctor, Frau Doctor! Sorry I vanished. My phone gave out and it's my only means of shitposting here.
because i know everything, sexy
Hello again crab.
Claimed
it would've helped if you didn't post your torpedo
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Get out of here, you dirty pervert
What are the launch codes?
>loves verbal abuse
>loves abuse
Fixed that for you.
How are you this morning kyouko?
Hey Yume, I'm pretty good.
Relaxing today.
How are you?
There, just incase you didn't see
I was ahead of you.
Oh god... The dice not treating you well today?
3rd postI am always thankful for your (you)'s
I will beat ya soon™
Alright time to leave
Gonna take a shower then hop into bed
I hope you all have a great day/night
8008
RIP Yume 2016
I just can't wait for me to actually leave waifu and no one will believe me :o
why wont you marry me :(
sad roll
I'm open to anything ;3
sliced sausage
cut that weenie up good >:3
it wasnt even mine lol
The current campaign involves a magical plague on a city, and someone's leg fucking exploded in blood and pus. Which hit me in the face...
We should be able to cure the disease, but the flower we need grows in a cave with a kobold clan and probably a dragon leading them
It's a shame since my rogue-fighter half-orc got killed a month ago and I kinda like my new bard
Let the nukes fly
Did you not here me? Get the crap out of your ears
ah sorry, I missed it.
Normally 4chanx will tell me i was mentioned.
Anything planned for today?
I'm a masochist.
I like it all.
I'm not too bad, just relaxing. watching enemy at the gates.
oh Fran~
Don't I disgust you?
where is everyone btw?
>2 threads ago
I was just hopping in and out then. I was still working on the ohayou.
The numbers Blake, what do they mean?
Hello Hitagi
How are you today, ya twat?
You really only have yourself to blame
>it wasnt even mine lol
That doesn't make it any better
Mhmh, I see.
All?
Interesting.
Glad to hear you're alright.
Maybe a third konata can replace me and we can always have a konata waifu :0
it was my dick
T-thank you, kind user. You said it yourself, I don't know who you are, so is it alright if I knew your name?
You left before I posted yesterday, I got something (call it a tribute to you) from the convention last night.
That wasn't yours?
You're less than dirt. Im not normally a sadist, but you are so pathetic I can't help myself
I'm in Wisconsin, of that is what you meant
The numbers are launch codes
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Do it then!
>blood and pus in face
I just gagged a little...
Do you think it's worth going to the cave? Or will you let your char die in peace?
nah it was
I've seen 3 other waifu dicks, all pretty good
:O O:
nigger
nice. still looking forward to it. had a friend draw me some blake shit too, he did it all on skype with me. pic related
>numbers
its boob, because im a funny guy
i meant where is everyone in that its that time of day where people are usually on.
w h a t
Whose dicks
Well color me intrigued
I don't know if having limbs explode in blood and pus is exactly in peace
>ey bb
>u wanna exchange dicc pics
>here is my telegram
Is 4chanX better than Clover?
What kind of char?
The last time I played a tabletop seriously, it was Exalted, and I caused what was essentially Second Impact.
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*aggressive bark*
It wouldn't be peaceful, if that one elf was a normal case
And we should save the village
Who's?
No idea
I have a bit of time before this, hopefully enough to clear the cave
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Secret
@AntonioIsCool
>Konata on phone
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FUCK OFF KONATA
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
Are they?
I didn't bother playing BO whatever many sequels
I liked the first one. Nuketown was so much fun
The ohayou's are coming at a good tempo. i'll be getting busy on yours soon
That drawing is not half bad but it looks stretched out. You need some better curves there
>its boob
Quite literally just lost my buttocks because of the intensity of laughter that comment caused me
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Buncha country hicks eating roadside weeds.
So comfy.
Is the cousin a homosex? Total sub.
i don't even know how im meant to respond to that :o
happy roll
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I now demand Konata sit on my face
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fair enough
yeah, thats my only problem with it. other than that he did a bready good job. ill have him make me more shit soon.
>boob
yeah, i did that in middle school because i thought i was cool lmao
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Yes
Hory shet
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"yes I will marry you"
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Anything love :3
DnD 3.5
Human bard at level 8
I'm not even sure what's going on in these threads
Also, communist revolution when?
I want to take the means of production into the hands of the works
I'm not sure which silo they activate
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i lost track of what the fuck goes on here months ago.
>commies
nothing can stop our natsoc revolution
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Sorry for the late reply.
Yeah your probably right, and who knows? You might actually be able to get the cure.
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Practice makes perfect. He'll get better at it for sure.
>did that in middle school because i thought i was cool
I think we all had our cringy middle school moments
Maybe Konata's missile?
i will consider it o.o
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