Dubs decides (try to get me laid Sup Forumsros

Dubs decides (try to get me laid Sup Forumsros

i have a fetich with strapons, are you in?

Bump

Can I toung punch your fart box

Hey im playing pokemon Go and need help. If you come over we can go on a pokemon adventure! Also i masterbate to your profile pic alot.

are you the sexiest person i have ever said hey or ur mom?

Ever had your butthole french kissed?

You look stupid af with those dog ears

wat

I have a fetish for fat girls and thought I'd hit you up

...

and continue with
''really now, you prefer fuck ur mom or you?
is 11 pm ok to pass by your house?''

You're hot we should fuck

HI satan

Hey. Hever gotten your pussy ponded by a microbenis?

Id like to ask you if we could spend the night spreading butter on our bodies

deliver to the trips op

I'm trying to get laid. Thoughts? Suggestions?

I know this is kind of blunt but I think you're really cute and was wondering if you want to hook up.

Hey, will you ram me with a strap-on?

Hey how you doing?

Reroll

"Is it me or do you look like a fucking bitch"

If dubs decide, you ain't getting laid

Compliment her on something you see on her profile, either on the description or on a photo

Fuck my ass daddy

Can we pretend you're underage it turns me on

Back to school with you.

roll for this

You ever fucked a pig before? I know I have...

OP deliver you shit

Roll

Ive got a gerbal, a 2 foot hollow pole and a carton of lube with your name on it

Rerolling

This.

Dubs, not trips you faggot

do you want the sperms?

i like watching my penis. wanna see?

"I heard you amell like shit, is this true?"

Roll this

Winrar

roll

If you want a slight chance to get laid this:
and add "dogs are cute"

If it's just for the lulz this:

''What if i said i like BBC?''

reroll for dubs, op is shithier

Kek

MODS! Ban this tool.

I like sucking my own dick. wanna join?

Roll this xD

Your a fat bitch, lets fuck.

reroll. WITH HELP OF SATAN

This

Do you have a little sister under the age o 12 I could analize

Devil winrar

Roll

Im actually a girl

Inhale my dong engagement child

Are you mentally ill?

Nice one OP
Re-rolling this:

WINRAR

I am not doing that one it's not funny not is it gonna get me laid

Enragment*

I dropped a piece of dog shit into my mothers ass crack when I went to suck her dick may I borrow four dollars to give to th homeless niggers

...

''Wanna see my feminine penis?''

massive fucking faggot

Sorry, that was my friend.
Anyways... Hi! Do you like good sex? Because You sure as fuck won't get it here.

SHIEEEET

Say: it's a quote from a movie, a cool movie

Fuck of Summerfag

sorry meant for someone else haha.

Btw you up to chill later? Could def lick your ass if you let me ;)

reroll

SATAN SPEAKS

I only jerk my meat to kiddie feet if u know what I'm sayin

Look, I have a knife and a dick. When I find you, you'll have to make a choice on which one is going in you

u have to fagtard. trips and dibs are saying to.
u knowing before posting this to which site u are asking for advice and fun. summerfag

limme tickle your butthole

Reroll

let's fuck... i'll show you how much of a fag i am.

send nudes bitch or i'll rip my dick off and shove it down my throat

RELL

Cant tell if bait or just autistic...

hur dur im gay fuck me

Are you kill?

Roll for this

Can't tell if _____ or ______

Maybe both?

When you snig the snog :D :D Fugggg

roll for this

"How about going to the cinema on thursday?! It s been a while I haven't watched a good pixar movie and that's the kind of thing you have to shate with someone ;). Let's have an adventure out of time, just you and me ( and a glass of wine too... You know what, fuck the adventure, let's just drink some wine and bitch about people"

winrar

can i shit in your face?

>are asking for advice and fun
Lol

I really like it when woman do me with strains while I'm ball gagged and dangling from sex swings.... you in?

roll

such a big, hard, milky family

I aspire to live my life like Adolf Hitler; intelligent, nihilist and with a wicked sense of humour

I want fucks

OP is a fag

im gay