What do you say while you're getting a blowjob?

What do you say while you're getting a blowjob?

You're supposed to say something
while you're getting a blowjob?

I dont say shit.

"Oh Dyson..."

"Seriously, mom, all I wanted were some tendies. I can't afford this."

dad I feel funny

5€ well spent

Why?

This

From her, please dont cut my dick off when you're done.

"Good girl."
"You make daddy happy."
"You're doing even better than Mommy does."
"Swallow or ill fucking choke you."
Just the usual.

lick my asshole

>getting a blowjob
>implying anyone on Sup Forums gets some

I love you grandpa.

Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, check in with me, and do your job, lay in the bed, and give me head

How bout you give the balls the ol' lickaroo

...

Obviously never received a bj

You are a worthless whore. You mean absolutely nothing to anyone, sucking dick is the only thing you will ever be good at for your entire life. Pathetic. Human. Garbage. You deserve to be treated like shit and you know it.

It's also good to throw in some personal attacks if you know about their lives
>You're the reason your mom killed herself
>It's your fault your sister doesn't talk to you anymore
>Andy left you for Chelsea because of what a dumb whore you are

...

This in case she stops

"Stop crying."

Good girl, take it deep, that's feels great, awe yeah cup my balls, look me in the eyes, that kind of thing.

Sucking cock is a submissive act so they want to hear that youre both pleased and dominating them

"Dammit, you're supposed to suck!"

As funny as this thread is, I actually have wondered the same question.

>i hope mom doesn't wake me soon

ah hell ya

dubs dont lie

"You live! You live..."

Oh yeah oh yeah like an autist

"Its not that small shut up"
"this never happens to me I swear"
"Does it really smell that bad?"
"keep sucking or i will fucking kill you"
"Maybe I have erectile disfunction"
"please stop biting my penis"

Too much teeth

My man