HELP I don't know what to do!

HELP I don't know what to do!

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This is why goombas don't go down the pipes.

poke the head with a needle to drain some of the blood otherwise ur gonna have to get it cut off

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How the HELL did you do that

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Ice water

taking the b8

if this is real just fucking go to an hospital wause there is no way you will kill the boner. You better hurry or else no more dick 4 lyfe, except maybe in your ass

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Stop looking a pictures of cock, you fucking faggot. That's my recommendation.

I put it in while it was soft

He's right ya know.

people with that kind of fetish should be killed tbqfh famalam

your terrible at pulling out user.

Think of grandma

Call a plumber you imbecile.

Amputate

kek

Hospital M8

Lie down on the operating table. We may have to amputate.

This is why we don't listen to the "good idea fairy" when she shows up.

go a emergency room fast.
they will suck the blood with syringe.

thrust me i have Sickle-cell disease. sometimes my dick get hard and dont go back.

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ice cold shower

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Pls stop replying to bait threads in a serious manner or you will look very stupid

A few more pieces and you could have fucked yourself in the ass

OP masturbates with Copper pipes... Good going man, what made you think this was a good idea?

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>be you
>say goodbye to your penis for ever
>get it sliced up and poked inside
>transfagg

Solder it up! No leaks

Newfag

May as well go to a doctor.
Probably cheaper than a plumber.

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Watch this, it will make you laugh, therefore making you lose your erection and you will be able to slide out mate

rub garlic on your face! it's an old recipe to kill boners

use this tool

I'm impressed

Keep jerkin till you cum, it'll go down

Common sense would of told you sticking your dick in a bronze pipe was a bad idea, now enjoy the effects of being stupid.

OP is a faggot

i only cringed.

Common schooling would tell you that is copper pipe not bronze

fag

Would have* there are no bronze pipes, that's copper. Hurdurrr

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>HELP I don't know what to do

Does not pass GO...
Does not collect 200 dollars...
Goes directly to Sup Forums for emergency medicine after permanently asphyxiating dick...

Nigga wut???

You'll need a lot more than just HELP if Dr. Sup ForumsTard user MD is your main health practioner

Doctor here. It can't be removed by cutting without cutting and burning (cutting metal generates a LOT of frictional heat) your penis severely. And, no, it can't be lanced, the blood chambers are further back than the head. The only option would be to remove the penish, drain the vessels in order to drain the blood chambers then *try* to reattach your penis. Its not going to feel the way it used to and its doubtful you'll ever be able to get or maintain an erection.

that's probably what got him hard

Correct you are sir, I hope you all enjoyed the bait

youtube.com/watch?v=7l5aaHaFU68
Gave me an erection

Why?