If you don't know what this is, I have bad news for you

If you don't know what this is, I have bad news for you

At least I can grow a beard

no I can't

Doesn't that can give you embolism?

it's clearly zika virus

Why does he have pubes on his neck?

It's superficial bruising, and there's no evidence of carotid/jugular thrombophlebitis or dissection, or a potential leakage

Diagnosis: hicky attempts by his wacky mulher cavala

ewww what are we 8 years old again wtf brazil

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A teenager in Mexico died after one of them.

You could say meeting that girl was a real kiss of death

CARLOS!

i loved you in House M.D. btw

AIDS?

No one has this except for teenagers.

Are you 15 years old and your girlfriend gave you a hickey that you're proud about?

nice dubs carlos, but you even trying jombre?

>tfw give myself love bites
I'm literally addicted to it. It's almost like biting nails.

>except for teenagers
are you saying white adults don't have wild passionate sex anymore?
i don't think i want to move to a first world country anymore, guys..

Biting peoples' necks isn't really a common thing for people to do, no. It's mostly done as teenagers because they think it's le ebic sign of having sex

Really? I thought it was a sign of respect in western culture

In white people culture a mom gives her son a hickey after deflowering him.

I don't understood anything you wrote and i have no idea from where to start googling it.

autist

Thank you, I try to emulate his uptightness, House's whimsical nature, 13's sex life, molesting an underling like Wilson, etc

I knew it wasn't sexual abuse! I am no longer a damaged man

Don't google it, you'll never need to know it unless the major artery feeding your brain explodes or gets obstructed by a clot

Even then your brain will be deprived of blood so you wouldn't give a damn

Is Zika even still relevant?

YOUVE BEEN BITEN BY THE ZIKA

Yeah fucking annoying faggots in highschool would do it to show off how much better they were than you that they had gfs.

Never seen it on adults.

Thanks for the daily dose doc.

How are you doing btw? I haven't seen you in a while

I've been here for 15/24h since December 23, doint alright, how's the crazy demonitization going?

Our politicians corrupt as they are would use it as a financial opportunity, also sorry about the banter beforehand

hey doc
do you deal with depression?

You can bite my dick

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Yes, I'll give the prescribed recipe

>negotiate the substitution of the pathetic SSRIs with something as powerful as Anafranil
>receive greater sun exposure since higher Vitamin D = higher test levels according to studies
>perform consistent strength training because its effects on raising test levels remain for a long time
>obtain multiple opinions from different psychiatrists, continually push them and make your appointment time valuable
>Testosterone deficiency causes depression, so does a sedentary lifestyle
>Practice relaxation techniques like P.M.R., meditation, concerted breathing and find a hobby wish ignites your passion (mines modifying phones for instance)
Also you look nice but depressed

was thinking the same but didn't have the pic, thanks for the contrib

How does this even happen? Yes, I'm an autistic kissless virgin

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What if I have 566 ng of test and I'm still depressed
feels so comforting to know there are other BR KVs

Then you have genuine major depressive disorder, agoraphobia or seasonal affective disorder and Anafranil will help plenty

Or you did testosterone boosting activities the day of the test

lol

I need to go to a shrink

ITT:

>Not wanting to drug oneself down with sex
Omg, you must be sick!

Maybe you were an experiment as a child. Trying some chem cocktail to see what you ended up like.

Completely uninstall capability for sensitivity to pathos and still have logos intact.