I want to get fucked by a dog, but I have a loving girlfriend. What do Sup Forums?

I want to get fucked by a dog, but I have a loving girlfriend. What do Sup Forums?

refuse to let a replaceable bitch stop you from pursuing your dreams of pupper dong

Kys prolly

Already being fucked by one, faggot.

doesn't sound like she loves you if you want to get fucked by a dog

I can't help it I'm hungry for dog cock

Don't let your bitch stop you from being a bitch.

then do it and regret it for the rest of your life knowing your a massive fag and a disgrace over all living things

Get fucked by a dog and don't tell her

>disgrace over all living things
>literally just an animal having interspecies sex with another animal
>which happens actually pretty often in the animal kingdom
by your logic, lions who fuck tigers and vice versa are also disgraces over all living things.

The dog won't tell

The way I see it, both I and the dog receive benefit, so why shouldn't we?

If only it weren't so taboo

>be a religiousfag
>insult others

No, you gullible fucks are at the bottom of the barrel.

In my country animal fucking is legal, so is being a massive faggot.

Continue on your path, you are already requesting it

humans are not that closely related to dogs

they're still both animals

It's anatomically similar enough.

just reminding him that if he does it it will haunt him for the rest of his life unless he is stupid and he will spend a long time regretting it in the afterlife

Why would I regret it?
Also, why is bestiality morally wrong if you aren't hurting the animal?

>afterlife

It probably wouldn't "haunt" OP or anything. If he wants it, he should try it - the worst that could happen is that he regrets it a bit for a couple of months before forgetting the worst of it and accepting it as an experience.

The best that could happen is that he achieves a life goal of his and also is sexually fulfilled.

Dog cock has an actual fucking bone in it.
Horsecock is much closer

...

Horsecock is too big to take safely.

mr hands

In your ass, yeah. Unless you find a mini horse.
Oral is always fun too

I never got fucked by an animal, but I did some atricious stuff from a social consensus perspective. Nothing criminal just utterly gross. And I still don't regrett a thing, since I've come to accept myself as fucked up as I might be.

I think everyone's fucked up in someway, just no one wants to admit it.

Love red heads
That one on the left is copping an underage feel though

I hope you do come to your senses someday and fully realize what you have done so you can die somewhat peacefully

>story time

this

im pretty sure the dog isnt gonna tell anyone

or you could just buy a strap-on and let her peg you like you secretly want

It sounds like he's accepted his life choices already.

Lol

if you have a loving girlfriend, just buy a dick strap that has a dog dildo on it and ask her to wear it and fuck you with it... problem solved.

That's not quite the same as an actual dog. Ever hear of the knot?

ofcourse everyone are sinners everyone has done or is going to do something really awful in their lives, but thats life and you should spend your life admitting and seeking forgiveness for your sins

have the dog fuck her

I have a lady friend that's thinking about letting a dog fuck her. Any anons have experience with this?

Is getting fucked by a dog a sin? If so, why?

story or else

According to the bible yes, somewhere in leviticus I think

I am not expert, however you might be able to find an adaptable dog dildo that attaches to a strap-on on bad dragon's site

But why? Who does it hurt? Why is it sinful to seek pleasure if it hurts no one?

Ever heard of a dog dildo?

So fucking monkeys is fine?

I'm not God, I can't answer your question sorry m8

GET US A VIDEO OF IT

no but definatly more ok than dogs

Better tell a fucking story, user

Bad dragon is too expensive, and I've used dildos and plugs before. I want the real thing now.

ever heard of bad dragon strap-ons

hot

...

And when everyone's fucked up, no one will be!

Ok.

> be me around 19 years old
> nerdy virgin with a conflicted oedipus complex
> got into sissy/trap porn
> needed more extreme stuff
> one day when my mom was at work, I tried dressing up as a sissy
> got rock fucking hard

> weeks later
> got again in a super horny "I need to do some fucked up shit" mood
> so I did cum into my moms shampoo bottle
> smelled if there was even the slightest hint
> nothing
> fuckyes.jpg

> and I don't even remember when this was....around the same time
> again super horny mood
> found my mothers dildo
>...

I guess you know what happend then

Why did you hate yourself?

>implying any of that is even remotely disgusting by Sup Forums standards

Because I am and have been a christian for 10 years, also am the goodie 2 shoes kid

Nah, it's pretty revolting. The dog guy is more preferable to that guy.

I guess experimental self-facials and tasting your own cum is also pretty tame then?

Of course. Getting facials from animals and shit, now your are starting to get somewhere

Usual incest/sissy shit yeah..
Fucking checked faggot. Cheers for sharing though, I guess.

..and that's not very compatible with sucking off a horse

plenty of zoofag on that other chan

>me at 24.
>knock on door.
>guy I haven't seen since highschool.
>come to party.
>what party?
>huge party. going away party for biker friend.
>I don't know him. Why me?
>well..um...ur gay, right?
>maybe a bit.
>well....hey you like speed?
>well um...here you can have them...so, we got like 3 girls we're banging, and everybody's doing so much speed nobody can keep it up until their turn comes around.
>somebody joked that we needed a fluffer. I said I knew a guy......um so you into it?
>fast forward, by the time I get there, there's 2 girls left.
>next day, down to one girl, and I'm giving full blow jobs now as well as "fluffing".
>2 days later the party's winding down. Everybodys all fucked out.
> somebody brings a german shepard into the bedroom.
>with about 10 guys watching or encouraging, they try to talk the girl into taking on the dog. She's into it, but the dog won't. They try to get her to blow the dog, but she won't.
>Next, their attention turns to me.
>Hey, I was pretty high and drunk and had sucked so much dick. At this point there's a dozen guys egging me on.
>The dog refuses to mount me, but lets me suck it's dick.
>the dog is getting more excited and shifts to a better position to fuck my mouth.
>So now I'm on my knees, bent over backwards, resting on one elbow, blowing the dog. Getting skullfucked hard.
>When the dog gets close to cumming, it starts hopping up and down like a jackrabbit, and it's dick pops out of my mouth.
>As I'm trying to get my mouth back on his dick, he cums all over my face.
>Clear spunk that stinks to high heaven. Lots of it.
>Wash my face over and over all day and can still smell it. Nasty stink.
>Final tally. I blew 18 guys at least 3 times each and 1 doggie facial.
tl;dr Don't bother, the doggie experience was overall unpleasant.

8ch?

Well you didn't take it in the ass

OP you have some serious mental issues
I would advice you to go seek out a sexual therapist. its nothing to be ashamed of, you should honestly start considering it

Why is this a mental issue? I'm perfectly well-functioning.

got damb that's so hot

and so is that you dirty little slut. i would have taken his piss too

find a loving girlfriend that wants to get fucked by a dog

damn user youre a trooper

>well..um...ur gay, right?
>maybe a bit.

btw you are a full blown faggot but I guess you realised it yourself at that point anyway

>Why is this a mental issue? I'm perfectly well-functioning.

youre obviously having some underlying issues that make you want to do this
dont deny it and seek help

omg what the fuck?
what is wrong with it's dick

Well these issues haven't hurt my life at all, so I think I'm fine.

>what is wrong with it's dick
what are you talking about? it's thick and pumping cum like a horny adolescent. what's not to like?

Technically killing someone doesn't hurt yourself either so that's no excuse

These issues haven't hurt *anyone's life at all, so I think I'm fine

is that what all dog dicks look like?
ive never seen one

That's dog cock for ya, gross isn't it?
Pic related, best dick ever: horse

believe me they sooner or later will do so
as this unforfilled desire keeps lingering and starts to impair your mental health down the road

That's what it looks like. You didn't think all creatures on earth have the same cocks as humans did you? You don't have to be a perv like most of Sup Forums to know that, just observe nature.

You definitely can. My harness just snaps around a ring of any dimensions.

i had gone down on 2,3, even 6 guys back to back before that, but that long weekend was a whole nuther level. No sleep, just more pills and dick.
I'll pass on the dogs from now on , though.

I enjoy the taste

but don't they have a big bulgey part on it?
furries allwayd draw dicks with them

if you think thats fucked up you should see an echidna penis

this

You can see it, it is still in the sheath

fuck off with your dog dicks, fucking creepy ass zoofags

now im curious as fuck about it,
do you have any more pictures?

Iv'e sucked off and rimmed a male rottie, sucked off a dane, and when I was 12 was sucked off by a calf. not that big of a deal. LOVE the rottie. I have a fiance. if I wanted to fuck horses you could say I'm in a STABLE relationship

tbh experiencing ones own limits and likings pushing them to the max like that is something a lot of people would want to try but wont admit to

Yeah

Dogs 'knot' when they get going enough, part of their penis engorges and helps prevent the female from just slipping off his dick. Normally there is only a few minutes of actual fucking, so when the male is done, he dismounts, and faces away from the female, butt to butt, cock still in. That way it ensures the male can continue to ejaculate in the female. Knotting can last (typically) up to 30 minutes.

I harvested this cock from a dog

Seen my daughter years ago, when i caught her. Made me interested in the dog