I work in a vending machine stocking warehouse...

I work in a vending machine stocking warehouse. Someone fucked up and let a pallet of Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips expire.

Long story short, I have in my possession 312 bags of Lays Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips.

What do?

Trips decide.

Make them into a milkshake

Timestamp faggot

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Phone is out of commission rn so I'll have to track down a camera. Give me a min.

Give them to the hungry, poor and innocent

>That means getting onto a roof or high place, shouting "free lays" and throw them into the crowd

In the UK they changed the name to Walker's

can we get a pic of said cache of 312 bags of salt and vinegar chips?

Anal insertion

So they're all out of date now?

Send them to BLM. They'll drive themselves crazy trying to figure out if it's some kinda of white racist thing.

turn the bags into a cape and run around throwing the extra bags at people

send them to me please

If anyone asks what you do, why or who you are... just say you're Lay's Jesus and nothing else

donate them over

>inb4 "....fag"

First, timestamp
Then
This,

salt is a preservative.
odds are if they havent been opened, still good.
i would eat a bunch unless you really dont like them.

>trips
>for expired chips
kill yourself

Wtf xD

>not saying OP should make a cumshake avec them

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pour chips into large garbage bags and throw them over an overpass, then let the fun begin.

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My lays are green and wavy...
If trips, Go to your local small pond and dump every chip onto the water to feed ducks. Try to cover the entire surface of water with chips

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Timestamp op or fuck off

Sell them for a lower price rivaling regular ones and accuse any criticism of antisemitism

Where you at?
I got weed to share and I'll buy you booze.

Rolling for this. I wanna see niggers fighting over expired, lame-tasting chips

Return them to Frito-Lay for credit you fucking idiot.

Record yourself throwing them at black people screaming 'Black Lives Don't Matter' then run away.

Put them in your bathtub and bathe in the chips

Bathe in it

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Give them to the homeless and/or donate them to a homeless shelter.

Where's the fucking timestap

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Bake them to crisp them back up.

Take em to a local swap meet and sell em for a 1$.

i better be included in the screencap that will inevitably show up on /r/Sup Forums or so help me

chips expire in two days, food bank won't take em

Fill up all the toilet bowls in a public bathroom with the chips and also the piss trough

ship to:
3502 Kurtz St, San Diego, CA 92110

Wtf why do you guys like my faggy idea? Fuck You.
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ship em to me you pay the fees [email protected]

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letttts gett roghtttt into the trips

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Sell all of them for ten bucks.

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we like it

They're covered in salt, a preservative.
The bags are filled with nitrogen, an anaerobic environment.

That said, go to your nearest shopping mall and pour them into the fountain.

Eat them all in one sitting

Make it into a smoothie, then record yourself drinking it. Then, of course, post it here.

Keep rerolling then, faggot

rollin, post pics

this

Rawling the fuck out of this one

giv to poor

It's where you left your trips, faggot

I explained why you dumbass

picture of all of them

Brutal

If these are trips then do the mall fountain one

i really hope that one of these posts that doesn't have an idea for what OP should do doesn't get trips

launch them in a ballon so once it pops everyone gets somthing

communissm!

This, but make sure you empty the chips out of all the bags first

Bbq and then eat them

that was close

Holy fuck


Fountain one if trips

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gg me

giv to poor they need that shit

Wasted dubs
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my kik: VeryFastPlant
contact me for shipping info and mail me every bag

Eat them all in one sitting without drinking anything

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also give us timestamp OP

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Crush them all up and dump them in your tub. Bathe in them.

giv to thew poor

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Throwing from roof vs fountain I vote for roof

rolling for this

but be sure to take pictures/video

i want them, reroll

OP here

reminder, chips expire in 2 days so food bank will not take them

give to the poor

here is a box open

rolling for this

Send them to space with helium balloon and go pro... apollay mission

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fill your bathtub with them

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fill your bathtubbb

OP delivers

that said, pour them into bathtub then take a bath
i hope you don't have any cuts, OP

gimmie
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