ITT: we trigger americucks

ITT: we trigger americucks

I'll start

At this point, this is getting a little superfluous. Everyone makes fun of us. I think you're just beating a dead horse.

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>mfw everyone makes fun of the US
>mfw nobody is good at it

why americucks? They chose trump after all

>implying Putin doesn't cuck Trump with Melania

Ahem,

911 Turbo S, AMG GT, F-Type, 670S > ZR1, GT500, Hellcat

M4, R/S4, C63 > CTS-V

lolololol

>fight russia for best part of a century
>elect a russian puppet to presidency

Putin wins lol

I'm looking forward to the democrat snark in the coming years desu. Americans are the best at making fun of Americans.

It helps that we actually know something about the country. Y'all rarely get far beyond muh guns and muh burgers

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>coke
Oh for FUCK'S sake...
I have lived in the South my entire life. People either say soft drink or soda. The only time people say "Coke" is when they want a fucking Coke. If I asked for a Coke and the waitress said "which kind?" I'll call her a retard. Fuck this meme map.

So the relevant parts of the country (as well as St. Louis) refer to soft drinks by their correct name?
Who woulda thought?
>falling for the Trump meme

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I wouldn't make fun of burgerbros on this sub , the ones here at least acknowledge the existence of other countries.

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> sub
Wrong tab

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alri Autismo

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guaranteed

lol

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>That one traitorous county in Iowa.

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No need to cry. Their choice is pure illusion.

Knives and trucks m8.

if you're not yellow, you're LITERALLY a communist

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I'ma soda POP you one.

week thread
you could do better

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good post

>irish
>white

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Okay that one actually got me kinda rustled.

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>mfw you realize other ledditors use Sup Forums
Well, how are you going to stop the crazy guy from getting a gun by force of law?
So American money is AESTHETIC while Canadian money looks like a drug hallucination?

>Well, how are you going to stop the crazy guy from getting a gun by force of law?
literally never happens here

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>fresh prince theme causes school lockdown

what the fuck

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Try harder bitchbong

>All the white parts call it pop
>Canadians call it pop

Made me think, really.

confirmed TRIGGERED

>judges make laws
>judges are elected
>penitentiaries are private
>corruption is legal

Geez, I wonder how such things could happen.

I think it has something to do with how rural the blue areas are. Makes me think that they haven't ever heard the word 'soda' before.

I was at the Phoenix Suns game recently. They played All Star when the players were making their entrance.

I wanted to kill myself

rasheed

I don't think you understand. Anti-gun laws wouldn't work here because it's such a large area and everyone has always had guns in the first place. If you try and take them away, no one but the goodie goods are going to comply.

What is 'Other'?

70% of all americans are fat or obese

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Soda, Coke, Pop in Arabic, Spanish, Urdu, Hindi, etc

the rest are foreigners

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ah, yeah. that makes sense

lemonade maybe

'ello 'tismo

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>sweden
>white