I found a bird on the ground after a rainstorm, what should I name it?

I found a bird on the ground after a rainstorm, what should I name it?

I've done this before and I'm optimistic about it's survival.

jordy should be its name

reverse image search says you are a faggot OP

'Lil Chirper.

Sleep tight 'Lil Chirper.

I scrubbed it so I don't get ordered a pizza, want a timestamp?

Birdie Sanders

Donald Duck

Tommen

Birdie Sanders

I like this one.

buuuuut..
Let's have dubs decide.

dubs confirmed all these

You are doing gods work user, good job

Name it Marty Mcfly

pube lord

oh god damn it.

Amadeus the bird fetus.

S P A C E P R O G R A M
Birds belong in the sky OP

Flap Man™

Birdie Sanders appears twice, therefore Birdie Sanders wins.

sorry, when i posted my birdie, i didn't see it had already been posted.

Birdy McBirdface

No, it's cool, this just means that this bird will be now known as Birdie Sanders

Rat

So it's decided?

Guitar Solo

i like jordy. It's suits the birb. I hope it grows up nice and healthy

Dat Boi
Also, gonna need a timestamp.

Here we go, birdie has a name.

Dead

I can't remember the last time someone delivered on a timestamp.
Good on you OP.

what are your plans on keeping Birdie healthy?

What does it eat?

That bird needs nutrients, call a local animal shelter for advice or drop it off there.

Toilet bowl water

Wrap it up in a dish towel too, it's probably freezing.

take it like a pill with some hard liquor

Let's hope for Birdie Sanders' full recovery.

pitri

Keep it on it's little nest I built on a heating pad and feed it every 20 minutes or so.
I've fed all of my birds a mixture of kitten food, puppy kibble, an egg yolk, and a sprinkling of avian vitamins.
From what I can tell it's a house sparrow, they've been the only ones nesting here. shelters and rehabilitators around these parts don't take them in because they are considered pests. I'm it's momma now.
Heat is never an issue, in the 5 or so birds I've taken in only 2 have died, and I'm almost positive it was due to a parasite, since I got sick from handling them shortly after they died.

Extremely unlikely it'll live being that young but goodluck.

DOA

Don't get your hopes too high OP, it's probably way too young to survive without it's parents. But I hope for the best.

potato

You should make a youtube channel amd show you raising the lil bird

I'm too busy for that sort of thing, plus it's been done before.