who would you cast in a Jesus biopic?
Who would you cast in a Jesus biopic?
Henry Campbell
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Noah Ward
>WE
Charles Powell
Idris Elbow
Brandon Morales
Seth Rogen
Liam Lee
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Henry Morris
Somebody really jewy.
Jesse Eisenberg
Adrian Parker
A young brown guy with range.
Anthony Allen
>young
Nigga was 33 years old when he died. That'd be like 60 years old in the current age
Adrian Foster
Headdress Bilbo
Josiah Butler
Dude from.the mummy
Landon Gray
In theaters soon
Lincoln Bailey
...
Asher Wright
That's not how averages work user
Jeremiah Richardson
>Jesus biopic
>Implying that isn't what Man of Steel and BvS are
Josiah Hall
Where's the part where Superman kills a fig tree because fuck figs?
Samuel Wilson
Christian Bale. All you pretty much gotta do is add a little makeup. You don't even need a wig.
Thomas Price
The Rock?
Kevin Morgan
Margaret Cho
Eli Green
Not even memeing
Brayden Green
I didn't talk about averages
Even rich people missed their teeth by the age of 35-40, the hygiene and healthcare was shit, people looked way older back then
t. anthropologist
Eli Hernandez
More of a Ptolemy II
Eli Watson
Remember that history channel special where they made Satan look like Obama?
Juan Rogers
HIS NAME WAS H. JESUS HOYABEMBE
Parker Cox
But they weren't dying by 33. You're talking out your fucking ass
t. not fucking retarded
Jeremiah Richardson
jesus WAS a jew.. I guess
but holy fuck dat nose
Josiah Kelly
Yah, poor people in the close East died by the age of 40 at most 2000 years ago
Brody Torres
...that's not how averages work user
Matthew Rivera
You are fucking retarded
I'd bet my balls your American
Hudson Carter
Billy Zane
Daniel Young
No mate, you're fucking retarded. While the average age of death in biblical times was in the 30s this was massively dragged down by sky high infant mortality and massive amounts of women dying in child birth. A man making it past his toddler years could live to a roughly comparable age to some countries today.
Learn how shit works you fucking faggot and stop lying on the internet for attention
David Torres
pee wee herman
Christopher Ross
Don't you realise the current Palestinian life expentancy is 70 years old? Why can't you belive it was around 40 2000 years ago?
Fucking Americans, I swear...
Christian Phillips
Would watch
Jose Wilson
>Americans
Faggot I'm sitting pretty in Euroland where it's currently half two in the fucking morning. And I'm in the earliest time zone. Don't you have your antropology job to be sleeping for you lying cunt?
>why can't you believe me?
Because you're an inbred moron who doesn't understand averages, death rate measurement or basic math
Andrew Moore
look at crime rates etc in palestine
Bentley Rivera
Kit Harington
Mason Wright
The character would have more depth if he was younger.
Carson Taylor
It's barely 10pm here
Anthony Jones
Richard Ayoade
Alexander Johnson
>most successful literature ever
>least successful capeshit ever
Pottery.
Brody Phillips
Jack Black
Christian Nguyen
Bane
He died...
>4 u
Jayden Stewart
Henry Cavill