ITT: we sit quietly in a waiting room

ITT: we sit quietly in a waiting room

*cough*

>purposefully stares at smelly fag who just walked in and gives a look of disgust.

Fuck you smelly fag.

>stares at a guy who just coughed

Fuck you coughing guy... disturbing the silence.

Shhh.

*sniff*

>put hand down pants and make intense eye contact with youngest looking boy

>coughs
>looks at the other guy who coughed a couple seconds ago
>thinks to himself "fuck you again coughing guy, making me look like a hypocrite"

oh, great...the guy three seats down is picking the dead skin off his feet and sniffing it

*HOLDS IN A FART/SHIT*

fuck... i hope no one sees me picking the dried semen off my foot from earlier.

>walks in with a clipboard.


"Mr. user? OP will see you now."

*hits vape*

>walks into waiting room with a tatami
>sits in seiza posture
>places katan in lap
>mediates quietly
>"ohmmmm..."

*see pornhub has given me a free 7-day premium account, head to the restroom*

I release an intense and loud rippling kimchee fart, suck it into my mouth then blow it in the face of masturbating user. He vomits onto the youngest boy then everyne else strip the boy and licks him clean.

psst user on the left do you know an area where lots of pokemon are for pokemon go

*browses Sup Forums without even making eye contact with anyone in the room, then gets too nervous someone might look over my shoulder and goes on reddit since it's a bit safer*

>still standing in doorway with a clipboard.


"mr. user? Is there a Mr. user present? OP is waiting to see you."

>name gets called for appointment
>thinks to himself "fuck this lady, I just got situated"
>stands up, avoiding eye contact with everyone, and follows the women to my room
>women asks "how are you today?"
>thinks to himself, "fuck, I didn't map this possible conversation in my head"
>quietly mutters out a response, "doing good"
>thinks to himself once again, "damn it, my throat was raspy and quiet. I don't think I said enough either... I should have at least given here a 'how about you?' as well."
>realizes he's being a complete beta fag, picks his head up from looking at the flood. The entire time he was walking he probably looked like he was staring at the women's ass.
>thinks again to himself, "Oh well, I don't know any of these people. I'll never see anyone here again probably. Even if I do, this moment right now won't be significant in a few weeks. Everything is fucking meaningless. Maybe I should stop caring so much... stop being such a self conscious shit lord... no... that never works."

Fuck.

Fuck.

Thinks to self: Hmmm, they have Highlights for children. I think I'm gonna do the hidden item search. Fuck, some kid already circled them.

This guy knows what's up

I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

>play with that weird thing with the blocks on looping metal wires

>throws the clipboard down.

"YOU KNOW. YOU GUYS NEVER HAVE TO WAIT FOR OP SO ITS NOT FAIR FOR OP TO WAIT FOR YOU NOW WILL THE REAL user PLEASE STAND UP! PLEASE STAND UP!"

>do you want a hamburger

Yes tbqhfamilia

when I'm in complete silence with strangers around I like to make subtle lip smacking noises imagine the sound of someone eating a banana with their mouth open

Is it okay if we take the next appointment? It's an emergency for my son, he must be seen right away!

WHO FUCKING FARTED? (Blows brains out)