ITT: Things you do that you don't think other people do

ITT: Things you do that you don't think other people do

>spasm when thinking about a bad memory
>lick girl's buttholes'
>eat food in front of the fridge or pantry
>plot to kill people i hate when trying to fall asleep

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lmao i do that spasm shit too bro

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Do you have sauce on that OP?

I do all of that stuff OP, except instead of plotting to murder them, I plot to somehow get them drunk instead. The spasm thing definitely affects me the most and I can easily relate to that.

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all normal people do this you special snowflake

First sauce, then answers.

The one on the right is Karen Fisher if that helps

I spasm. Sometimes I can't filter myself and do it in front of people. I'd like to think I'm sly enough to have controlled the volume of whatever comes out my mouth, or cover it up by somehow formulating a similar sounding sentence out of it

when i'm trying to fall asleep i pretend that the zombie apocalypse happened and i'm talking with a girl over a radio, but she's really far away and we can never meet

I HAVE THE SAUCE
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>cringe when people touch me
>constantly touch soft objects whenever possible
>cringe at the thought of licking wooden Popsicle sticks
>paint my nails just to peel the polish off a few hours later.

jerk off and blow my load to my sleeping sil

I always touch things in public

Almost all, especially the spasm. I'll even blurt out a couple words if I'm really sperging out. No buttholes though, that (literal) shit's gross.

I walk through my job if I ever have to take a call and just touch all the soft clothing.
Usually I'll just wear something soft to avoid having the urge to do so though.

Fuck
>cringe at the thought of licking wooden Popsicle sticks

I dont eat ice blocks because of this.

Yeah, I do all that.

The solution I've found is to get the Popsicle moulds at the store with the plastic sticks.
Rehab monster Popsicles are my favorite.

I do that too except now it's gotten to the point where I've started having tourettes like tics i.e I'll shout out words like cunt/nigger/exct sometimes it just comes out as clicking noise I can make with my mouth

FYI, Karen is known to escort.

I wouldn't fuck her as 99.44% of pornstarlets have STDs (especially herpes and HPV).

Pick my nose and eat it
Pick my pimples
Pick my scabs (don't eat)
Chew my nails
Sniff my BO almost constantly on days I don't wear deodorant
Have a huge daddy complex

All this and I'm a girl. No girl is as gross as me, fuck

>Literally jump and moan and start having a hard on whenever people touch the back of my neck.
>Hugging my dog or using it's belly as a pillow as a way of feeling safe when i go to sleep, can use humans instead,
>Thinking of rekt and nightmare fuel threads until my girl cums so i don't finish before her.
>Dancing every fucking second in standing up or walking, even if just with my hands, sometimes full dance off while shopping.

>compulsively check the pics you shouldn't share threads. My wife had a fling with a guy and she said they never took pics, she's a bad liar and I'd love to find one on there. I'd of course use it to ruin her life.

Yes, something is wrong with me.

Marry me?
Also tits and timestamp, you know the rules.

>pick my nose (don't eat)
>pick scabs (also don't eat)
>chew nails
>smell BO and think I should put deodorant on, but don't
Not quite as gross as you, but I'm close yo.
I figure when my husband gets home I'll be less gross.

I know that feel user

Holy shit. I do that all the time too. I've been doing it since I was around 10 so 20 years. I thought it was just me.
I usually shout out "fuck you" (telling myself that. ) or "I hate myself"

Are you me

Yeah. Spasmfag here.
Spasms also happen when thinking about potentially bad future events

I won't use a bathroom after someone else has taken a shit in it...not because I can't stand the smell, but because I'm worried the person after me will see me leave the bathroom and think it was me who caused it.

Think.

If you don't have tossing the girl's salad in your repertoire, your toolbox is incomplete. As long as they're clean, it's well worth the trouble. 99.9% of girls if they know that fucking is imminent, will excuse themselves and use the restroom/freshen up the vajeen.

>cringing at the thought of dragging nails on drywall/brick
>deathly afraid of broken glass to the point of near panic
>pick at scabs and not them heal because satisfaction will be lost

>>spasm when thinking about a bad memory
Yes.

>>lick girl's buttholes'
Never dated a girl long enouigh to feel comfortable about doing this, but kinda want to

>>eat food in front of the fridge or pantry
Nah

>>plot to kill people i hate when trying to fall asleep
Well, not so much when trying to sleep.

I quite honestly don't think anyone else does this.

>watch my poo come out of my ass by looking at the reflection through my legs.

to do this one must sit a little forward on the toilet, this is to allow the light to shine in from behind you. you can now see the shape of your ass cheeks through the reflection on the water. now if your poo is long enough you can see it as it comes out! happy shitting!

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I'm also fucking lazy too. And I don't feel like waking up my husband with the flash, sorry.

Only added I was a girl because it makes it even more disgusting.

Man, I don't know why I eat the shit from my nose. It doesn't even have a taste it's just habit.

And, home? Is he away? Mine is sleeping next to me.

>everytime i cum i do a little shake
>go up stairs on all fours sometimes
>at friends i pick my nose and rub my boogers on their carpet when they arent looking
>fart and quickly put my head where i farted to smell it
>pluck an ass hair
>drink straight from the carton/bottle wherever when noone is looking
all i can think of rn

If anyone wants to fuck the one on the right, here is her hooker page.

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What size are your tits?
Would you fuck your father?

Maybe try being less disgusting?

>spasm when thinking about a bad memory
>lick girl's buttholes'
>eat food in front of the fridge or pantry
>plot to kill people i hate when trying to fall asleep
Literally me man wtf

>Moans and semi hard on when touched in my spine, spasms when thinking about it.
>Punching walls and doors, even if slowly, everywhere i go.
>Only sleep with something living by my side, even if a dog, can't fucking sleep alone.
>Kissing and hugging everyone when i first meet then, even dudes, brazilian thing, really weird on the USA, but it helps me to get a measure of the person.

>Have a huge daddy complex
tell me more, tell me more

I think about embarrassing cringeworthy times from my past and I make-believe put a gun in my mouth and say I'm a gay fucking idiot over and over

I've considered it, but I just don't care for the taste.
Apparently it's actually good for you though,
He's in the military, been away for the last six months. It's been a slow hell, and I've gotten infinitely grosser.

I also want to add that when i encounter a bad memory when trying to fall asleep i start counting really fast in my head.

wat

>ITT: Things you do that you don't think other people do

> I pull the "Burn Notice" thing (if you've watched the series then you know) where I internally narrate my actions explaining them.

> Used to feed my mom my cum
> 1 cup skim milk
> 1 scoop vanilla protein powder
> blueberries
> 1 tbsp semen

> I'd watch her drink it then go fap furiously.

>watch my poo come out of my ass by looking at the reflection through my legs.
done this a few times

I have this crazy thing where I visualize myself eating a disposable razor. The chewing the plastic up, the super sharp blades getting stuck in my teeth and cutting up my tongue trying to free them. The slimy, irony blood flowing faster and faster. The pain, doubled with the confusion of just why the fuck I can't stop eating the razor.

I have this enter my head every time I shave. Hopefully I don't ever do it.

I guess that's cool if your mom is hot.

D cup, and honestly if my father wanted it I probably would. I love my dad. He's honestly the nicest and most amazing man I know.

But for now I have a bdsm daddy. We fuck and he spoils me rotten, calling me princess and babygirl.

That sucks, I hope you make it OK

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im so happy that my sister isnt a light sleeper

are you me?

huh, i really thought that was original

>Have to urinate after cumming
>wash my asshole with wet tp after finishing up wiping
>feel like calling up random people from my past and threathening their life while Im working

>fap over sink so balls can sit on cold ceramic
>when using public restroom, I grab three paper towels ams wet them. I use one to wipe any dried piss off the seat, then the remaining two to thoroughly clean myself
>refuse to discuss politics or religion with friends and family

might be, but im weird as fuck sometimes.

I do all of those things, but maybe not plot to kill. Sometimes I do think about strangling someone I hate. I think strangling someone would be the most satisfying way to off them.

>>Have to urinate after cumming
That's normal dude, everyone does it. It's actually a problem sometimes for me though.
I one time slept with a girl and i pissed myself while sleeping because i was too exhausted to actually go to the bathroom before sleeping.

Oh and I ofrgot this one

>In my room I always fashion some sort of box, where I throw all the snot after I picked my nose. Since I dont smoke I dont have an ashtray, so usually it's some small container or something I origamid into a box.

whenever i masturbate, i always do the piss feeling to see if i got to piss, and i can't continue anymore if i have to. so i usually keep bottles around in my room to piss in them so i dont have to go to the bathroom and come back to masturbate

...

I'm making it as well as I can, thank you user.
I got back into self harm pretty bad so now just brainstorming ways to cover it up before he gets home

You eat blocks of ice??

>fbf.jpg
>fap then piss
>pipes are clean
This is entirely normal

ok

>Cry all the time
>go to sleep in bed fucked up, wake up somewhere else

Same here

do all of them

>cringe at the thought of licking wooden Popsicle sticks

same here, also grinding teeth on Popsicle sticks, made me throw up once just thinking about it

can you show tits please.

>think about how much of a loser I am
>Put myself down
>pick boogers then flick them, it doesn't matter where I am
>Wipe my butt then smell my fingers to make sure no shit got on them
>Nut into my boxers because no mess if a toilet isn't around
>Wonder if my dick is too small
>Flex and feel my muscles
>Make stupid and retarded noises
>Kek to myself when I think of memes
>Wonder what it feels like to have sex
>Play xbox almost all day

Only a few...

>Dancing every fucking second in standing up or walking, even if just with my hands
>hand dancing
What the fuck are you talking about?

>Touch almost everything I walk by in stores
>Activate all the lights in a light isle of a store
>Grass whistle (making loud, annoying shrieks with a blade of grass)
>Lick my lips while fapping
>Clean the ridges of controllers every once in a while
>Sit down in the shower and think
>Shopping cart drifting

I have penis. Continuing
>MDMA flashbacks
>rub my thumb and index finger together constantly
>avoid eating/making food in front of people

It's just awful. I think the same thing about licking any sort of fabric, but Popsicle sticks are more likely to happen.

I do those last too user

I actually have a similar spasm. But its when I realized that I nearly got myself killed in some fashion. Like drifting into another lane while driving or something like that. As soon as I realize how that could have killed me, instant spasm.

Also. I love licking girls buttholes. Ain't nothin' wrong with tongue in the bung.

Every time I take a piss, I have a mini seizure. A slight twinge of pain in my urethra and then an a tick of cocking my neck a few times

Same here. In my case, it's a semi-involuntary physical reaction to take my mind off the bad thoughts my brain doesn't want to deal with.

>I always have to leave a building through the door I came through or I get a bad feeling

You're just actually dying and being reborn or restarting from a checkpoint almost. Your spasm is basically just you "coming back".

My brain just has me do that regardless. But I share that same feeling. Almost like you came in your sisters Cheerios or something. Feels bad mang.

I used to fap in my office over the clothes my wife used that day, shit I loved the texture in some of her dresses around my penis.

I've actually had that thought before as well. Like my shiver is a ripple in spacetime where alternate futures diverge.

Would make a good sci fi book. (I'm sure its been done.)

Used to do this with GFs clothes. Can confirm. Awesome.

>Wipe the tip of my dick with tissue after I pee
>Stick my finger in my butt a bit when I wipe
That's pretty much it. Please tell me I'm not alone

Bite my nails and play with them in between my gums until they bleed

Thats pretty normal. Try using 2 ply soft toilet paper.

That's a fucking relief, thanks user

I just bite my nails to trim. I hate the feeling of metal breaking my nails. And I used to chew them out of anxiety. When i was like 6. Now its just an after effect that makes me think twice before fingering a bitch. Could cut her up if I didnt nibble the nails lol

when i got surfing
>every time i duck dive i'll imagine a great white will come out of nowhere and take my head off
>i swear sometimes when i get up on a wave
>think that everything in the water is a shark

Nah man. Youre bound to find someone that has the same quirks. Just be glad it wasnt something obscenely weird haha

I thought sticking my finger up my ass was pretty fucked kek

>Uninstall a game, such as WoW, thinking I should be doing more constructive shit with my life
>Reinstall the same game several days later
>Hate myself