Me and a friend are trying to make a story, and we need some help. Dubs and higher will be used in said story

Me and a friend are trying to make a story, and we need some help. Dubs and higher will be used in said story.

I'll start.

Once upon a time...

there was a big black dick. OP loved the dick. Thought their love was forbidden, him and the nignog dick shared many magical nights of faggot coitus.

OP was a fag

...

He woke up with two hamsters having a go at his nostrils.

max payne woke up in a pool of his own urine and heroine needles. and decides to go back to high school

nice meme

the main porntagonist of gee tee gay fore, neko ballsak gets a job at mcdonalds so he can get laid by a potato god

John Cena ate Brock Lesnar's ass out.

penguins having coitus at my cousin nick's birthday party

a nigger rapes the main character

I bought a copy of Donkey Kong 64 from a garage sale

roll

winrar

Alright, so a nigger rapes our protagonist, so what is next?

he fights a dragon by setting it ablaze, it turns out its just a bunch of niggers in a tent

the main charater wakes up as a redneck father just trying to mow the lawn until some hecking n00b comes in and rekt his donkey ass and steals his textbook from 1995

winrar

Alright, so our protagonist wakes up from a dream of him being raped by a nigger, who fell asleep while mowing the lawn, then some faggot steals a random ass textbook he uses when he was in school...
Now what happens?

he wakes up again and hes a nigger

roll

this

then a nigger bursts from the mighty anus of shrek

what do you think it is, inception or some shit.

he starts a group called wiggers with attitude and decides to hunt down Kanye west

yes.

also rerolling

roll again