Anti-Joke threat
what did the homeless man get for christmas?
cancer
Anti-Joke threat
Josiah Murphy
Jaxon Myers
What did OP's parents get for a child?
a faggot
Jackson Green
why did timmy's ice cream fall?
he was hit by a Filename
Logan Jones
What did 4chin say to CNN?
Your child's dead, he got died by cancer.
Eli Gray
Lol
Isaiah Williams
nigga, that is very disrepectful. Apologize to OP
Jacob Edwards
Youuuuuuuuuu
Jack Adams
What did the father say to his daughter's date? Drive responsibly.
Andrew Adams
OP is always a fag. Learn the rules.
Isaiah Myers
>Knock Knock
who's there ?
>it's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
Jayden Ross
Drei peanuts ver valking down das straße, and eins vas assulted peanut. Oh hohohoho.
Sebastian Wood
A man walks into a bar. He’s an alcohol and it’s destroying his family.
Connor Foster
>off by one
Easton Parker
What do Japan and Haiti have in common?
They are both islands.
Mason White
A man was watching porn at work. His boss called him into his office and fired him.
Jack Ortiz
a man walked walked walked and fell
why? he had a down syndrom
Nathaniel Flores
Why doesn't God like faggots? Because he doesn't exist.
David Gomez
a man walks into a bar
he orders a beer
Tyler Jenkins
What's the difference between Jews and pizzas?
Jews don't have pepperoni on them.
Brayden Reyes
What do you call a black person picking cotton in the field?
By whatever their name is, it's the 21st century.
Jayden Thompson
A white guy, a black guy and a gay guy for to a club. They get shot.
Kayden Ross
how do you pronounce "Jaqandolegn"
Henry Gomez
Jaqandolegn
Jordan Evans
Knock, Knock.
>Who's there?
Dave.
>Dave who?
*Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.*
Jonathan Jackson
oh
Lucas Cooper
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Josiah Richardson
What did the Pope say to Obama?
You're a nigger.
Parker Bennett
What did the wall tell to the other wall?
Nothing. Walls can't talk, stupid.
Adam Jenkins
What did the priest say to the little boy? God loves you.
Sebastian Morales
Why do women get their period?
Because they deserve it.
Benjamin Reed
anti-jokes arent funny when youre expecting them.
Logan Wood
Classic
Tyler Powell
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
Nathaniel Thompson
That's so much money I can have.
Jose Bennett
>A man walks into a bar
>He hadn't noticed that the light had changed
>He blew his mind out in a car
>Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Lords.
>And all because he hadn't posted in that thread and his mother died in her sleep that very night!
Mason Cook
you werent expected and still turned out to be a joke to your parents
Hunter Reed
you mean he WAS expected and still turned out to be a joke
Camden Morris
What happened to the Minecraft player when he encounter a creeper?
He was destroyed.
Carter Carter
What do you call an atheist who supports abortion? Logical.
Carson Ramirez
lol XD
Adam Hill
Fuck you