Had sex with a virgin last night. Ask me anything

Had sex with a virgin last night. Ask me anything.

Did your hand feel good stroking yourself?

How did you put your dick in your own ass?

Was it a dog or a cat?

Did you give him the ol' reach-around?
Are you still allowed to teach sunday school?

You switched from your right hand to your left hand?

was it nice and loose?

No very tight. Could only fit one finger in at first.

How much blood?
How tight was it?

Left a 3-inch circle of blood on the mattress. Was very tight.

When's the last time you cried?

I guess about 10 years ago.

You just proved that the Virgin in question is you.

Was it painful? For you? For her?

badass

Not for me. She made a lot of noise. I think it was painful for her at first but then she liked it quite a bit.

What makes you think that?

how did he feel?

It was a she.

Let's not be hasty. It could have been a cat.

Her first name?

What's interesting about you having sex with yourself?

>not very tight
>1 finger

you either have a shrimp dick or have fat fingers.

Could you feel the hymen break?

"No very tight" means no, it was very tight.

Misato

How fucking boring was it?

Had sex with a girl who's never had sex before earlier this year and it was not good at all.

How'd you manage to get your cock up your own ass?

Yes but it wasn't that thick.

How much did you buy her for?

Congratulations on masturbating for the first time in your life

Not boring at all actually. She was very into it. Ended up fucking three times in one night.

what's her name?

We went out for dinner which was about $90. Then had drinks which was another $30. Plus $140 for the hotel. So in all I spent about $260.

Misato. I already answered that question.

Why did you take her to a hotel? Was she an escort?

Jesus fuck, guy, gross.

You just paid $260 for sex.

I'm married so I can't take her to my place.

Did she keep calling you a big guy, to which you would respond 'for you'?

I don't really look at it that way.

When is the van gonna get there, OP? Live stream it.

>cuck

Not OP but I fucked a hooker the other night for about that

But you did.

AND YOU'RE MARRIED?

Fucking eh, how bad is your life?

No. She just made a loud crying noises but didn't say anything.

Did he suck you or did you suck him?

virgin my ass

Well I enjoyed the dinner, drinks, and sex. So it was worth it. And I didn't pay her anything.

Normally it's very painful. For you.

Well, you didn't answer the second question. Was she from Seeking Arrangement, and do you live in San Francisco or Seattle?

How was he?

I wonder what broke first, her body or her spirit.

>virgin my ass
doubt it

I'm pretty sure the deal with Seeking Arrangement escorts is that you're paying them this way versus cash. If anything, you're vastly underpaying what they should cost, which is just a different kind of unethical.

She wasn't an escort or pro. We met at the coffee shop earlier in the day.

How old is she?

I'm pretty sure my spirit broke long ago. I'm not a good person.

Did you meet her via seeking arrangement?

Just turned 23.

I don't know what that is. We met at the coffee shop.

No I don't live in those cities.

Do often get the urge to crash a plane? With no survivors?
Normally after getting caught, which is part of the plan.

23 year old virgin? Lucky motherfucker

Met under what circumstances?

No. Not sure what you are getting at either.

unless she was well underage, I'm calling total BS

Jesus man I'm the only person baneposting this thread and you're entirely oblivious to it. I give up.

I started chatting with her and got her #. Then I texted her a couple hours later and we ended up going out for dinner.

Do you have kids?

Plan on being friends or didn't bother to get a name even?

Oh sorry. I don't know what baneposting is.

23, still has an intact hymen and so tight you couldn't fit a finger in. So anyone that has actually been with a virgin buying any of this?

Yes.

Yes I plan to have sex with her again and be friends.

I don't understand, are you from Japan and very confused? How did you find Sup Forums, and not know what anything of these things are?

I said I could only fit one finger in. I didn't say I couldn't fit a finger in.

No I'm American.

I feel sorry for them.

You should try to be a better father. Sacrifice is part of what you have to accept.
Why not bang the wife instead?

The chances of any 23 year old with an intact hymen, virgin or not, is pretty slim. There's a ton of things that tear hymens besides sexual stuff.

So you're just stupid?

I don't see how me having sex with a woman who is not their mom makes me a bad father. They don't even know about it.

I do bang the wife too.

The reason you don't see it is because, as obvious from the way you're answering these questions and using Sup Forums, you are an autist

I guess so, in that regard. I don't watch movies much. You were apparently making Batman references and I never saw that movie.

Real question here is, how overweight was she? Little chubby? Wumbo?

So you're willing to compromise the marriage and your kids' access to their father over some 23 year old who made your dick wet once?

Thanks for the diagnosis.

She had a petite and very nice body. Not overweight at all.

>caring about kids or women
Lel kys newfag

I guess so. This is not the first time I've cheated, but this is the first time I've ever had sex with a virgin. My wife wasn't even a virgin.

do you have assburgers

Nope, I'm pretty normal.

How much Adderall do you take? If you don't, have you ever tried getting an ADD diagnosis?

This is very off topic now, but don't take any medications. I've never tried getting an ADD diagnosis and don't need to.

I don't get why people act like cheating is the epitome of poor morality. You don't hit your wife or kids and you pay your taxes right? Idgaf if you put your pickle in someone who's not wearing a ring.

So edgy

No I'm otherwise a good father and husband. I don't get it either because having sex with multiple partners is a totally normal human tendency.

I kind of want to figure out what's wrong with you is all. Like maybe you're just a run of the mill misogynist, or maybe you've reached the end of your station in life and decided to forfeit it all in pursuit of some petite Asian girl.

The Samsung Galaxy S6 is a nice phone.

Oh your problem is that you're poly. I guess you just married a dumbass then.

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Way to go OP, faggot