Our press says this could happen. Messi is buttblasted about being found guilty

Our press says this could happen. Messi is buttblasted about being found guilty.

What does Sup Forums think about it?

I don't think about Messi at all.

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0% my black friend

Turk

nah, hes going to chelsea

nice try

Every summer transfer window.

Even in the ridiculous scenario Barcelona agree to sell him, Messi is too autistic to move country.

I would watch EPL if this happened

Hahaha little goblin thiefling...

>At least Poop won't be lonely when they both get exposed together

>they actually do well
>P-Pep is a Messi babby!!!
you can fuck right off donaldo cockrider

Not a Ronaldo fan.

Name me one thing these autists have won outside Barca. Poop actually actively made Bayern worse.

They can only play one way: their tiki-taka memeball. As soon as the other teams make the slightest adjustment they get massively exposed.

I'm starting to think Xavi/Iniesta were the real engines of that team, considering they actually won Euros/World Cups outside of that meme system.

>Name me one thing these autists have won outside Barca.

Three Bundesliga titles

t. crynaldo dick licker

>implying Bayern pulled some massive upset by winning the Bundesliga
>implying Poop was the reason they won

Pep isn't a Messi babby, but he is a stacked/rich club babby.

Wow, such an accomplishment when you not only inherit the best squad in the league by far, but then also buy all the best players from your only rivals for the title.

points refuted: nope
ad hominem: yup

You seem upset.

I'd love to see Messi in a league that actually plays defense

>leicester is the champion
sure, what a great league

That's not what you asked though.

0.3% chance for it to happen

I'm being generous here

#WeAreAllLeoMessi #JeSuisMessi #PrayForMessi

Like the Champions League?

I cannot foresee Messi and his wife going from Argentina to living in Barcelona most his life to rainy Manchester; especially when he can't even speak English (I presume?). The culture shock would be far too great.

You do get the feeling he has a lot of people on his back over in Spain, and the Guardiola link gives these rumours somewhat of a backbone I suppose. But nah, not happening.

BUT CAN HE DO IT ON A COLD RAINY NIGHT IN STOKE?

This wouldn't be bigger than, let's say, someone stealing Lenin's body.

>Falling for this bait every season

He won't have to serve any time

Why do criminals like Messi and Hillary Clinton get away without paying for their crimes?

it would be fun to see messi playing for a different team desu

>I'm starting to think Xavi/Iniesta were the real engines of that team, considering they actually won Euros/World Cups outside of that meme system.

They actually didn't sine Aragones ignited tiki taka meme. Also:

>h-he can't win shit outside of superior system he mastered

*since

>implying he would ever challenge himself in a real league

Why is Sup Forums so dumb?

>a mongoloid going outside his confort zone
Im keking

Can he do it on a cold night at Stoke?

This Stoke meme needs to die, Stoke are Barcelona lite with the type of players they've been buying recently. The old pulisball days are over

Guardiolel was using tikitaka before with barcelona b before the 2008 euros

Messi will never challenge himself

Manchester is a fucking shithole compared to Barcelona.

I don't understand this argument

If you have as much money as they do you could live like a king even in Ethiopia or something

You think the Utd and City players live in some post-industrial shithole area of Manchester? They live in the Golden Triangle mate

This. Like people laugh at lebron for choosing Cleveland. Cleveland is a shithole for common folk. Lebron lives in a very rich and gated community 20 minutes outside Cleveland.