Poorly describe vidya games continued

Poorly describe vidya games continued

Religious aliens don't like us.

Kappa obesses over bimbo girlfriend

>be movie stars n shit
>save america

Halo

>am mammal
>collect invisible paintings in Shitposter country

gang warfare on skates

>guns
>guns and ammo everywhere
(Tip:Not an FPS)

Good dream cast game I am having trouble remembering the name of

Jet Set Radio/Jet Grind Radio

Jet set radio?

Broforce

enter the gungeon

yup

correct

We try to blow eachother up, with anything that fits in a shipping crate, and we got this shit backstory graphic novel too.

NOTHING COMES WITH A SHIT BACKSTORY GRAPHIC NOVEL!

Correct

You are trying to paint something, but you are drunk and your stupid house won't stop moving shit around and generally falling apart.

>theoretical degree in physics

image bump

Psychic cannibal antagonist

Overwatch

Attempt to survive the zombie apocalypse from your home with the help of your literally insane neighbor.

All live in a shitty house, fuck it's cold.
Someone needs to find shit, while someone makes a bed out of the cupboard.

Six sided epileptic fever dream.

Fuck this shit game, I quit

plants vs zombies

minecraft

super hexagon

>cripples everywhere
>not actually a video game

A little girl is my friend but no pedo, watch out for the plant monsters.

Half Life?

Enter the gungeon

cute platformer turns edgy really quick

>edgy kid
>gorilla
>british time-traveller
>big ass
>birdie
>R34 girl
>egyptian soldier from tf2
>japanese robot man
>japanese hunter
>"OMG!GG!LOL!" XDDDDDDDD(kill me)
>joker but goes boom
>nigger
>another nigger
>annoying ice bitch
>mr cowboy man
>Warhammer 40k
>fat bastard
>CoD
>nobody gives a fuck about this bitch
>dworf
>cyka blyat
>peace and shit

New Vegas

This war of mine aka depressing resource management

Rain Dodging Simulator (Now with cute anime girls!)

Damn, nice one.

Last of us

My legs hurt when I'm done. Not DDR.

Spot on user.

Nice

super monday night combat

No
Yes

But aren't they fungi

nigga are you retarded?

Yeah, alright time for some info shit
> Be a cat burglar
> Become trapped in a house
> Discover several others are trapped with you
> Skeletons in a secret room

outlast?

take guns apart

Negative. Good game though.

Opponent wins on the first turn, I never got to play, greedy cauldron is banned for a reason.

old world new world degenerates

grandpa is very mad

...7 days a stranger?

Get exodia'd smol son

Indy shit* my phone works against me.

ur a skeleton

PTSD

>describe poorly

or whatever its called

you die but don't really die and go kill the killman

You got it, but it's 5 days of strange.

Yugioh... The play to win card game.

team fortress 2?

>have nothing except some things
>go search for things
>watchout for death

>>avoid enemies
>>take their shit
>>some god comes out
>>datboii.jpeg
>>some cult helps you beat him
>>profit

Ninja Gaiden

And then I go back to it within hours, every time

Yugioh.

Hipster time traveler

league of legends

Grim Fandango?

make friends with everything

or not

le image bumpity bump

>launch game
>input parents credit card number
>play slots

yah

Nerf player
Buff npc

Hint mmo

Overwatch

starcraft?

undertale

I am dead. Where are my keys?

Walking around, this seems so real.
My legs actually hurt, oh shit that guys doing it too.

>not-Germans want clay
>blow up stonehenge

>the game is called insurgensy
>play as terrorists or sexurity forces
>realistic weapons
>kill terrorists
>stop security forces
>blow up cashes
>customise guns
>lag the fuck out

any guesses?

Pokemon go

First one was good, second was bad, third degenerated into "oh god why", and I refuse to talk about the fourth "game". Also badass is overused.

Fallout: New Vegas

Kill your self

pokemon go

thank mr. skeltal

Yup

sitting at a table with other degenerates who hate life, pretending to be something you're not.

abused naked child simulator

>Directions
>Arrows
>you suck at it

Any tabletop game

ddr

instead of going to prison for hacking, you get a free trip to a space station

I like the way you spell wo rds.

system shock

Also pokemon go