Why do you faggots like this game so much? I just went on an hour walk and I didnt even see a single pokemon...

Why do you faggots like this game so much? I just went on an hour walk and I didnt even see a single pokemon. I was even using the incense. Now one. And to top it all off the ar camera doesnt work on my phone. I have an iphone 6s and it cant detect my phones position. Such a shitty app. I had to leave the house for the first time in years and I just get slapped in the face. I can still hear Satoshi Tajiri laughing at me

Pokemon GO:
Getting idiot neckbeards to exercise since 2016.

Game is trash, it's not even a game. Tap on your screen and then pay us money for shit so you can be better than everyone else!

Samefag

Not at all. Games trash

It's because even Pokemon's think you're a rapist

When u can battle other trainers and can level Pokemon In wild, then it will be fum

>Game is trash, it's not even a game.
>free game is shit
you get what you pay for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I bet he wants every bit of his money back too.

Hey op, you keep your two cents also.

The game is fun as fuck.

its a revolutionary game

Pay to win mobile game .... (revolutionary game) are you kidding me?

how is it pay to win

that's exactly what it's missing. can't wait
/thread

ye,would be better to have battles rather than "cover that pokemons face with balls"

Servers could be better but all in all its a pretty good game. Have to see how long the hype lasts but right now I see so many people playing it everyday outside which is what the game was designed for. I've already had so many interactions because of this app that would have never happened otherwise (because me and my friends would be playing video games inside). Hopefully they come out with updates that expand on the multiplayer aspect and along with other gen pokemon. People who really hate the app are just that ....haters IMO. The app has already made me walk over 10 miles in the past couple days and i've started to lose a little weight and get a nice tan going so that alone is worth.

PS I enjoy bringing those yellow team S.O.B's down who keep trying to take over my local Portillo's and Dentist office. Red FTW

You can buy all the items in the Fucking game duh

or u can walk around and get those same items

Look, more idiots who don't understand gps games.

It's not a good game. You don't need any skill. There is no battle system.

Wow. That's pointless.

Game is pretty shit if you are stuck with anything less then 3g connection... Also if you live in the boonies.

>No pokemon even with incense

Nice troll. Enjoy the rest of your summer.

>Duh
What are you? a 16yr old female cunt from the local pub for poor People?

Off the top of my head you can't buy revives, potions, berries or great balls. Just sayin.

Mo' fuckers don't know about muh Ingress.

Can you buy any other types of pokeballs?

Still happier than 90% of people on Sup Forums.

So funny how so many people are trying to defend a trash mobile game that doesn't even work. Half the posts I see about it are people bitching about the servers lmfao.

i live near a graveyard, and there are some pokemons inside.
>hemorrhoids
>alcoholic
>life
kompot

I went on a 25 minute walk earlier with my son and caught 11 pokemon and almost got to lvl 5

OP here
Why would anyone play this game?? What type of self respecting Pokémon fan would actually spend their time and money on such a bastardized version of pokemon! You should all be ashamed... Unless you're all just casual mobile faggots who've never actually played Pokémon... But anyone who has ever played Pokémon should not support this monstrosity. There are 4 aspects that make up a Pokémon game: Hunting, Capturing, Grinding, and Battling, this game satisfies 1 of those categories. The capturing is merely a Pokémon Paper Toss game, the grinding is accomplished by paying real money, and the battling is done not with the classic Pokémon battles mechanic that requires actual skill and strategic, it gets replaced with tapping on your phone screen as fast as possible wins.... It's disgusting, whoever pays the most money wins... You fake gamer fans supporting this disgusting sellout by Nintendo releasing a half assed sorry excuse of a game after promising to never release a shitty half assed mobile game and sellout with micro-transactions. I urge you all to open your eyes and uninstall and rally together to send a message to Nintendo to not fuck us over with half assed games! There is no reason why this game shouldn't have the same classic Pokémon battle mechanic!

Or just people who hate the fact money = levels.

Pokemon hype + pay-to-win = profit

end of story.

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Pretty much this. The comcept of pokemon GO is cool but the reality is that it is a bare bones piece of shit with no lasting appeal. Its fun as a gimmick seeong who can get more pokemon between my friends but i wouldnt spend a cent on it while the battles suck so hard, cant battle wild pokemon etc...too much pay to win

Exactly. Then I'm labeled as a "hater" on social media when you dare speak truths about this stupid trend. When in all reality, any true Pokémon fan would be upset that they fucked this game up. Why not have turn based real time strategy? That's the Fucking point of pokemon.

> I can still hear Satoshi Tajiri laughing at me
More like laughing at the money he is making off morons like you who play this shitty game.

Have you been to a gym? You can real-time dodge incoming attacks, that might be the most realistic pokemon fight to date.

They will add battling other trainers, they are paying attention, they already have a fighting system, a trading one shouldn't be that difficult.

No, you fight a CPU you dumb shit. If it was real time, this game would be cool. Hence why were trashing it and don't understand why people see the word pokemon and act like the second coming of Jesus christ is happening before ours eyes.

I raughed.

>Went out at 2 am for a walk down to my gym.
>Gym is on a dark ass 2 lane road by a church.
>Foggy as fuck sitting there smoking a cig when a car rolls up across the street tuns on his hazard lights and just sits there.

Am I getting kicked out.

>Turns out its a trainer on his way back from work.
>Chill ass dude talk for a bit catch Pokemon share tips and what not.
>Ask for a ride home and the dude totally was a bro and got me home.

my 10k egg would hatch by the time i got back home

Yeah i do

Only faggots play this stupid shit.

>ITT basement dwelling perpetual virgins bitch they can't play PokemonGo because it forces them to go outside
faggots

>keep your two cents also.
top kek

No need to pay, I just visit the park and get tons of every item, and all the stops have lures on them so plenty of Pokemon

If you're retarded and want to waste money, otherwise that shit is free, and plentiful unless you live in the boonies

>not a game
>proceeds to describe every game ever made

That was a couple of days ago, srevers are much improved now

You don't need cash, just leave the fucking house and find an area with lots of pokestops. Farm pidgeys then use a lucky egg before evolving them en masse

Grinding is just the shitty side effect of the jrpg game model

I think they'll add that and trades in a update

>Go to literally any park in my city
>Pokestops everywhere
>Some of them overlap
>Multiple gyms
>People stacking lures on multiple overlapping Pokestops creating sweetspots

There is really no reason to bitch.
>Buh muh turn based

Considering how much this shit is exploding, if they made a 1-to-1 copy of pokemon there would be no reason to continue making them on real consoles.

This game is insane. I didn't leave until 4am, there were like a hundred people out catching Pokemon in the middle of the night hahaha.

I met so many people.

Sorry for anyone not living in the city.

Is there any pokemon go rule 34 yet?

Took over a gym today. Fun shit

Jesus fucking christ all you do is complain.

People are having fun, and you just cant handle it.

Shut the fuck up already.

It's called rape porn

What was the CP of your Eevee before it evolved?

I keep seeing all these fucking swole ass Eeveelutions.

Same experience here. I went to a park and when I looked up from my phone I could see 100+ people all around the park obviously playing Pokemon GO.

It was 190 something if I remember correctly

I have no idea but my gf loves this game so much she drug me out of the house yesterday just to walk to a bunch of different "landmarks"

>implying they won't implement that in future

Is the evolution random? Can you pick which one it turns into?

You are missing the point you stupid cunt

I have never seen a non-vaporeon evolution.

Don't feed the trolls user.

:)

I've seen tons of Flareons.

OHHHH

Maybe it evolves based on what team you're on.

I'm on yellow team maybe I'll get a Jolteon.

depends on the move it has, think swift gets you vaporeon, dig gets you flareon.

I have Jolteon.

Every article I've read says its random.

samefag

POKEMAN!! Pokeeemannnnn!!! LELELELELELELELEELELELELELELE EBIN.

What exactly is pay to win about this game?
I have all this stuff from the store without paying a penny.

Of people want to pay so fucking what?

It's a free app/game, maybe it's development and server costs are actually worth something you tards.

I suck at this game because I don't like leaving the house

I evolved it before I picked a team. I'm going to catch another eve and evolve it

I have a Jolteon, friend has Flareon

LOL

You should have one bad ass rat then

Team color doesn't matter, it's random

It makes me so fucking angry that Pokemon Go is so goddamned popular.

It's literally just Ingress with a Pokemon skin. Ingress is better in nearly every way.

Do they evolve if you power them up to max? Or do you gotta use the evolve button.

chill out nerd

tried it out yesterday
sure it was fun and I laughed a bit
but that's about it
don't think I will continue playing this game
maybe if I go to work I will check out what's happening around me
but that's it
don't know how everyone is sooo hyped about this
it gets boring so fast
also, the ar camera is so bad, starter pokemon, charmander floating on my window
and then when I went outside there was a magikarp on the street
oh and another pokemon was on the train rails
10/10

just imagine some kid walking into cars or the train because he wanted to catch a pokemon
I hope the people behind pokemon go have some good lawyers

game has potential but being able to battle is fucking stuupid

Don't know, never have powered to max. Evolving takes no dust thoug

>mfw I want to participate in the newest fad but my smartphone is deactivated cuz I'm poor af

my friend said he went to a "pokemon gym" or whatever with his coworker and it was at a cemetery, so he was looking around and seeing people walk on the graves, shit was hilarious.

>just imagine some kid walking into cars or the train because he wanted to catch a pokemon
It's already happened.
People walking into traffic playing Pokemon Go.

That's why I hope this game succeeds. Maybe kill some shitter casuals in the process, hopefully some of them are BlackLivesMatter chimps or Feel The Berners.

I love the game. I have never really been into Pokemon though, even when I was in school I never watched the shows. I collected the cards for a little while, until they got stollen.

how the heck did you get 25 eevee candies.

I've only found two eevees

Not being a fucking pleb. I have 50+ eve candies and a vaporeon

This game is worse the safari zone

How retarded are these people the aoe on that radar shit is like 50 meters

>I hope the people behind pokemon go have some good lawyers
Confirmed retard

WHO ELSE IS YELLOW TEAM

AM I THE ONLY NIGGA

Yellow Bro's for life

People sued for less

Team blue, you yellow faggot

I am just waiting for somebody to wear their team's colors in the hood and get stabbed