How do Disney keep getting away with it?

How do Disney keep getting away with it?

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Superhero movies are meant to be fun not some dower serious bull shit.

>Marvel repeats the same shit
>"Good ol reliable Marvel, bravo ;^)"

>anybody else
>been there done that

>Marvel keeps doing fun things
>"Fun things are fun!"
>everyone else keeps making shit that isn't fun
>"This isn't fun at all!"
FTFY

This shit has to stop before Disney causes another 9/11

>media is still deflecting the discussion towards BvS

>t-there's no bias, I s-swear!

This. Why are people trying to make them something they're not.

It worked virtually only one time before with the Nolan Batman films. Great. Now go back to the formula.

>fun
What the fuck do people mean when they say this? Nothing but brain dead by the numbers action and quips?

They meant it's shit because it suffers from the same flaws, not that it's been done before, you stupid cocksucking DCuck

When you leave the theater with a smile

>repeated fun = entertainment + enjoyment
>repeated depressing shit = nausea

If it ain't broke why fix it

They'll take any chance to take a stab at it.

"Fun" means enjoyable. Something you can watch and ENJOY. Something that, when you're finished with it, doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Disney paying hard to slander Fox now in hopes to acquire Xmen back I see.

Days of Future Past did it fine. no need to conclude that all superhero movies need to be the same just because this one wasn't as successful

>the brainwashing is real

What you call fun I call cynical garbage.

>27%

Still trying to convince people that bvs was anything other than shit cuck?

Why do people like to scream "Marvel formula"? Having similar tones doesn't make it a formula, and the structure of the movies follows basic action/adventure structure. Aside from that, the movies are fairly different from each other.

Is making enjoyable flicks a formula?

>all these reviewers already using BvS as a common metric for bad

People will seriously argue this smear campaign isnt paid for. Just look at the lengths they are going to

It's not enough to shit on the movie. They need to grind the phrase "as bad as Batman v Superman" into the sheep public's brains.

This makes my stomach turn honestly. This horrendous fucking corruption to the core

Good thing you're in the minority than DCuck. Not everyone goes to watch capeshit for substantial material, Shouldn't you be contemplating suicide?

>implying that hasn't happened with Daredevil, Elektra, Catwoman and Green Lantern

It just happens that BvS is just as shitty as those, and more relevant today

literally braindead from all the marvel movies

>implying it has.
Most reviews for those movies were "Wow that sucked!" & moved on.

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These brand loyalty post should be a bannable offense.

There is no way anyone not underage takes part in these retarded publisher or console wars.

There's people in these threads who actually, literally, completely unironically say that all the Marvel movies are the same movie.

All of those (maybe not Green Lantern) have been used as metric for shit superhero movies, including Batman v Superman

I second this

I agree they arent all the same
Instead of a lame fakeout death like all other Marvel movies, Civil WAR switched it up by not hurting anyone

Right, but most mature people enjoy all kinds of film, action, drama, scifi, thriller, horror...

This is why having such a narrow definition of "fun" being only what 10 year olds like is idiotic.

It's just like I find going to the gym "fun" but many fattarses find it hell, it's completely subjective. Trying to seriously use "fun" as an object measure just makes you sound like a moron.

I don't even care about capeshit, I'm just tired on people give shit movies a pass because "they are fun"

>implying movies are meant to be eaten

Wasn't Rhodes a fake out? I honestly can't remember

At this point I honestly believe that you people are genuinely this delusional.

And its absolutely hilarious. Can you imagine liking a movie that manages to be good enough that it breaks the brain of the people who hate it. There are DCucks on this board right now who have gone crazy enough to believe in massive conspiracies

All because their capeshit wasn't received well.

>I don't even care about capeshit, I'm just tired on people give shit movies a pass because "they are fun"

>fun is a buzzword

we Sup Forums now

same for you then, drone

>It worked virtually only one time before with the Nolan Batman films.
The thing is under it's dark aspect, Nolan's Batman trilogy is super optimistic. The Joker fails because the citizens of Gotham are not gonna give in to fear nihilism. The trilogy ends with Batman being able to retire because he succeeded in inspiring Gotham.
But hacks only see the superficial edgyness, so they just go full grimdark.

>fun is a buzzword
The way it's used on here it certainly is.

End your life

No it wasn't, him being alive was confirmed a few seconds after he fell.
>he doesn't eat film
It's full of nitrates that can be good for you if take in the right amount.

don't worry I did it to BvS

Everyone told me "Ant-Man follows the same Marvel formula, but with a heist element"

Then I watched it and it felt very different

It's like "overcoming the odds" and "learn to work as a team" means it's a formula... when they are just common elements for this kinds of movies. This has been done with superhero movies way before the MCU even existed.

I don't get you. Thrillers, horror movies, drama, all of these can be fun. Please don't confuse the word "fun" for "funny". That's not what it means.
>completely subjective
That's right.
>shit movies
You just agreed it's subjective, so why are you bothering with this?

kek, reminds me of that Brazilian(?) baby being strangled pic

>Where are my quips? Quips! This isn't fun, 0/10 not Disney

I thought she was with you.

>X-Men: Apocalypse has a bad case of Batman v Superman disease
>symptom: not a Disney product.

Not enough quips?

Would the X-Men even make any sense in the MCU? What about the Fantastic 4?

Is she with you?

I'm not who you're replying to and I know your either a shitposter from Sup Forums or just a shitposter, but fun has a definition it's not pointless and is somewhat explainable.

For instance: Spider-Man was completely unnecessary and may have detracted from the overall emotional experience and narrative of Civil War, but it was fun (i.e. Enjoyable) seeing an one of my favorite comic book characters on the big screen especially with him acting in a way which is close the source material, which I also enjoy.

I enjoyed BvS, I'm not praising it but for what it was I enjoyed it. I didn't raise my hopes and expectations for it. I'll go see Civil War tomorrow and probably have a blast with that too. Because my expectations aren't high as fuck. I know these movies ultimately are for kids, and their entertaining escapism.

I've been enjoying the fuck out of these "company wars" too on Sup Forums. The amount of OC, and shit people come up with their shit flinging is a great laugh.

I learn a while back that you really can't take people on Sup Forums seriously. Make your own opinions, enjoy whatever it is you enjoy and come here to shitpost.

You can fit in all the mutant civil right shit in MCU any time. Wouldn't have to be in a X men movie but something built up in one on another film. If they can fit in Wakanda in a Captain America movie, they do it anytime.

Fant4stic was also a great film that had its reputation ruined by paid Disney shills. Same with Amazing Spiderman 2.

>You will never watch Day of Future Past for the first time ever again

youtube.com/watch?v=pK2zYHWDZKo

I'm a grown man of 25 years old. I spent my own, hard-earned $10 to see Batman v Superman on April 4th. I went openly biased in favor of the movie, because I fucking love Batman. I, a grown and fully-developed man 25 years of age, left the theater realizing I just saw a piece of shit movie. Imagine my surprise when I learned that the four friends of mine that also saw it (who are also fully-developed, grown men) also came to the conclusion, themselves, that it was a piece of shit. Imagine my surprise when I read literally hundreds of reviews (my fully-developed, grown human beings) agreeing with me.

There's no conspiracy. There's just a poor film placed in a reel titled "Batman v Superman".

>analyzing shitty superhero movies

Worst meme since the remake fad that won't go fucking away.

Why do people care so much about these fantasy movies that aren't in anyway stimulating or challenging to the mind??????????

How do the keep getting away with it you ask?

>not remembering that Days of Future Past and First Class did the serious tone extremely well
pleb plz

>virgin

Xmen's problem is that the IP is only a platform for Singers to fuck boys.

First Class was 80% terrible with 20% of sort of good.

i never understood the appeal of First Class, DOFP was strait Kino though

>b-but Disney pays for reviews!

What was bad about it?

What is her expression trying to convey?

>Disney pays for reviews for all of their films.
If it ain't Marvel or Star Wars, they're going to be more lax with it

>dofp wasn't fun
Quicksilver in general. Xavier telling Wolverine to fuck himself. Best examples I have without a rewatch. It was a really fun movie

>first class
I really don't remember much about this one. Dialog was snappy. It was mostly just about teens enjoying themselves.

The first Alice movie made over a billion dollars. You really think they would want the sequel to bomb?

N-no man, they're just playing us for fools. Keeping us guessing. They're that evil.

Those were small moments out of 2 hour+ movies, it was largely dark and played completely straight, meanwhile generic marvel movie is stuff happens, third act blue laser shoots up in the sky, heroes learn the power of friendship and teamwork and overcome the villain and his device that will ~DESTROY THE UNIVERSE~

i fucking called it in the downvoting thread that there would reddit drama because of it
its too predictable

They have Star Wars & spinoffs. They can afford foul ups now & then.

>What the fuck do people mean when they say this?
In my own personal opinion, mason jars full of piss and inadvertent exploding cripples is pretty fucking "fun." Or maybe the more appropriate word is "funny." Idk that shit's hilarious to me.

Or also the idea of Superman, that comic hero that is only really appealing to toddlers, being presented as a depressive narcissistic space jesus. Fucking heartiest of keks.

Or you know what would be super hilarious? Batman getting gang raped in an asian prison.

I'd prefer darker and coherent stories to action and a smile.

why is that actress appearing everywhere?, she's so ugly

Why would you watch any superhero movie then?

>action and a smile
Did you know you can also enjoy serious things? "Fun" is not "funny".

There were threads citing the positive reception of Jungle Book as being "evidence" of paid reviews.

Basically, any Disney movie with positive reception, PAID REVIEWS.
Any Disney movie with negative reception.
"T-They just didn't intend for it to be successful!"

Or they just genuinely like the film they highly praise.

I heard that in every scene JLaw is in you can tell she physically does not want to be there and that her acting is shit

Won't pay money to find out if it's true, but if it is then that is fucking hilarious

NO QUIPS

NO SUCCESS

>and coherent
That's what the studios keep muffing. And the DCucks keep failing to grasp. You can have a "dark" movies that aren't Marvel-tier "fun," but they have to be fucking coherent, well-crafted movies. The DCEU, Fan4tastic, TASM, weren't panned for not being "fun." They were panned for being "garbage that wasn't even fun."

Like, if you're a campy dipshit, and you embrace that, people will go along for the ride. But if you're a campy dipshit that incessantly talks about renaissance biblical art and Moby Dick, you're an annoying tryhard tipster. Constantly acting like you're special and brilliant when you're really a bloated self-important pic related.

No matter what happens, it's proof of the conspiracy.
Don't sell me a jar of piss and call it a quip.

There were dozens of quips in BvS though. They were just dogshit.

if this is true then why did snyder cast a jewess

>dozens of quips

nigger, that isnt nearly enough. Every other line must be a quip. Or else it isnt """""""""""""""""""""fun"""""""""""""""""""

>Xavier telling Wolverine to fuck himself
i only remember the opposite from the first movie, when did this happen?

TDK trilogy didn't have quips. Didn't try to be """""""""""""""""""""fun""""""""""""""""""" and everyone liked it and TDKR made $200 million more than BvS. It isn't about "quips" or "fun." It just has to be "good." BvS isn't that. MoS isn't that.

The Dark Knight was insanely fun though, do you even know what that word means?

Nolan Batman was years ago. The cultural landscape has changed. Ever since about 2013 a movie without quips has no chance

>DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF AND ENJOY IT LMAO

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Keep moving those goalposts, faggot.

Or it could be that Nolan was a better filmmaker than Snyder and the reception their capefilms got reflected that.

It wasn't """""""""""""""""""""fun""""""""""""""""""" like DCucks constantly try to use to dismiss Marvel movies. It was insanely fun because it was an incredibly well made, propulsive, dynamic movie. Every scene built on the last and informed the next. It was "riveting," and it was "coherent."

>The cultural landscape has changed.
Yeah. Every attempt at ripping off TDK has been dogshit.
> Ever since about 2013 a movie without quips has no chance
Because every "serious" capeshit movie since 2012 has been a fucking disaster. It's not Marvel's fault that their formula happens to consistently produce competent films. Nobody cares about the dark edgy kid if every time he says something it's stupid and disorganized. Studios have cynically tried to recreate the magic of the TDK trilogy, without bothering to invest in the talent or let their own aesthetic develop naturally. They turned fucking Lex Luthor into Ledger Joker for fuck's sake. Niggers here constantly say Marvel is "cookie cutter," but BvS was structurally the same goddamn script as TDK, just directed by a fucking halfwit chad.

> Nothing but brain dead by the numbers action and quips?
What in the hell else would you expect from a FUCKING COMIC BOOK MOVIE. We're talking about muscle men in tight spandex wrestling each other for the fate of the universe, it's hardly fucking shakespeare is it? It's like expecting a deep plot from a porno movie or a video game; you're just sort of missing the point and you probably have autism (no joke).

>so I had sex with your friend
>It was awesome!
>...sorry honey

Well if I can't satisfy her it's my fault, really.

>swn have a messy, ugly breakup with you that ruins a year of your life

;_;