Poorly describing video game plots thread

Poorly describing video game plots thread
>kill some guy
>get some guys
>save some guy
>butter

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> kill all hell's thing
> win

Doom

Every cod ever made

>dungeons
>rng
>all heroes die

Rouge legacy?

Darkest dungeon?

Mount and blade?

>go to shitty Arab city
>shoot everything
>go insane

Spec ops the line

run around in sewers and the woods
collect spare change from the ground
kill wildlife
eat things you find lying around
get stuck in the friendzone

>Cut the tail
>Dungeons
>You die

Zelda

Mount and Blade: Warband
Long live the butterking

fight to death in a tournament installed by the liandri mining corporation

yep

Are profits in the hundreds of billions?

>run
>run some more
>fucking loops
>RINGS
>run like fuck

what is Sonic?

>Beat up inmates of an insane asylum
>profit

Dark Souls

...

Bingo, sir.

To transfer consciousness to machine or not.
Epic soundtrack, despair, desolation.

>Red lights from clouds
>drown
>pinky
>mindfuck

bicuck infnif

> Clowns getting friends
> Hang out in a Mall
> Visit some museums
> Enjoy life

>War time
>Newbie gets transferred to a new squad
>One by one all other squad members die
>You die last in a hopeless fight

Soma

>Buy different furry friends
>Give them food and water
>Go to park with them

long live swadia, long live the butterking

Nintendogs

Payday 2

Halo: Reach

>720+ and curve or no inv
>The leader is always a retard

Yup

>4 Dudes lost
>Can't fuck the only hocker.
>Evolving
>Where is?
>Evolving
>Ok, here is.
>We die.
>People get mad because hunter.

Nigga what game is this?

yes, sir

>25 Hours tutorial.

Evolve?

>fight stuff
>amphibian

Outlast?

>Runing
>Eating
>Obama ate you
>Hitler ate obama
>Trump ate Hitler

>like dota
>full of hot sluts

>On Mars
>Fight Satan

Yep

Battletoads
>kek

>kill monsters
>search for white haired bitch all game

Squad

League of Lag

You go on a 30 hour quest to find a deus ex machina with the help of a date raper, an empowered cow and Tywin Lannister

Fucking Gex!

witcher 3?

Mood

bicuck infinif, with esmeralda no pink

geralt's adventures

Butter? Saints row 3

LoL [nospoilersonB]xD[/fuckingkillme]

>Do the exactly same thing during 40 hours
>Learn history,but fail history test at school.

Agar.io or Slither.io

Hardmode
>be omnipotent force
>kill unsuspecting people
>trap people in the ground
>starve people

Yup

The Sims

Sims or black and white

Yep

DotA 2

>Walk
>Walk
>Walk some more
>Oh nice I found a..
>Dead

The original Sims or Minecraft

Feeding frenzy 2

arkham asylum?

Nop

You are being SELFISH!

Google has never heard of it.

I'm missing something.

Anyoe of the 25000 DayZ-esque games

Pokemon go of course

Bully

>steal shit
>buy weapons and shit
>steal more shit
>steal with friends
>steal from bigger places
>buy more shit
>repeat

Nope

Totally DayZ

>Walking
>Nigga stole my phone

>fighting the bad guys
>new bad guys come
>the girl captured
>the girl joins new bad guys
>kill new bad guy leader
>girl becomes new bad guy leader
>form alliance with new guys
>betray old everyone
>girl betrays us all
>feelsbadman.jpg

Payday 2

Nop

>wake up after a long night
>your head is spinning
>some faggot is talking to you
>Roll into town
>guess the party is still going
>someone is getting raped by two guys with long shafts
>invited faggot crashes the party
>no one wants him here he's an autistic buzzkill
>everyone tries to shoo him off while he throws a tardrage
>later find out you're related to autist and now everyone calls you names

yeah

doom

>dragons
>sex mods

> Fight Ninjas
> Fight flying ninjas
> Fight dogs
> Fight Braum wannabe
> Fight samurais

Total War games

Uninvited*

>brother in prison
>save humanity by sacrificing your kin

fallouts

other one

skyrim

Newfags can't triforce

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Did anyone play this indie gem?

>gorgeous music
>old guy with red robes
>fight with a broom
>symbolism and metaphors
>drown
>get a sandwich

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>in helicopter (those with two propellers on each side)
>crashes
>fight aliens as you try to escape
>back in helicopter