Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed.
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cuh cuh cuh lamed
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Yeah I should have taken one earlier today but I kept putting it off.
Kirara Claimd.
I've got good new and bad news. Well it's not really bad, it's more neutral than anything else, but it's not good either.
Clammed
Miho claimed
Milk!
Hello Squid girl.
What's up Ika?
>finally found all Shiki's GO lines translated
These are great, void a cute.
>"You can use your Command Spells more. Being ordered around is fun. Is it because anyone is fine, or is it because you are special? I still do not know."
I know that feeling, have a bad habit of putting them off even when I've been sweating a lot.
Saber claimed just got done with getting new images
Gonna call it a night here
Umbasa /waifu
>claimed
It's not all bad. From down here I can take a peek at something ;^)
Haha, it fits perfectly though doesn't it? The mannerisms, way they walk, and of course the height make it doable.
>Best idol claimed
The silver trophy? :^)
I took my first shower today in a couple of days maybe a little more than a week.
Hello to both of you. How are you today?
Anyways, good news is a bought a phone today. I also about 20 minutes banked into my laptop too meaning I have enough time to transfer my folder to my phone.
Bad/neutral news is that my phone will arrive in a couple days.
Best girl.
Milk Drinker.
Same, finally got too much for me though, and I wasn't gonna sleep like that.
Goodnight
Sup Shiro. Hows things?
So youll be lewd to Maki but not anyone else.
>feels bad man
Off I go
Good night thread and remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you
Umbasa
How was the sleep?
Oh, you know. Life. You?
Goodnight! And thanks for that compliment, even if I have no clue what is about.
>ika
Still awake like always....
You?
Only the best.
it's offical, The Volus race is the Danny Devito of Mass Effect.
Well it's been fun but I'm off to bed. Hope you like the Indoctrination Theory documentary! And thanks for talking with me! hopefully I'll see you later.
Good night everyone!
Eh, 3am, Imma go to sleep too. Goodnight peeps.
So-so, kinda leaning towards good more so now though.
And that's sweet, I think! Still need that universal charger yo.
How was that being lewd?!
Night you two.
Same, really. Had a good night last Friday but still waiting on closure from the previous week. Should be sometime this week.
That was quick. Goodnight!
The tease.
Yup.
Claimed under the Waifu Claiming Association
claim
I just came back from some hanging out. I smell like cigarettes right now.
Goodnight shiro!
I do need that charger too, but id rather a phone than a charger. Now I can solve my internet problem, my phone problem, and Sup Forums problem.
Hello there
best girl
Oh it's a trophy all right, although I didn't think you'd wear silver ;^)
Night.
If only they'd gotten him to voice them. Would of been glorious.
I'll look into it! If they're carrying this over to Andromeda a little background knowledge won't be bad. Don't mention it friendo, take care and sleep well.
Pretty good, would be better if I was smart enough to go to bed earlier.
Hello
Showers always wake me up too so I guess it makes sense for you to stay up.
What tease?!
That offer is still there, just saying.
Nah, I'll be wearing the gold pimp coat, Maki. :^)
Baby me.
>cigarette
Im about to go have one right now.
I'm gonna try and go to bed now, goodnight everybody, see you tomorrow.
Yeah they can to me as well if I follow them up with other stuff, but I'm also used to taking them shortly before bed so I'm actually getting tired now.
What offer are you talking about?
Isn't it a bit late for a cig? Or I guess early now for you.
Good night!
You know what tease.
You do keep saying that. I suggest a hot drink to fill you up a little.
Goodnight Holst
Please don't tell me you vape to try and quit cigs
Good night
>Pimp coat
>Pimp
That's not the "P" word I'm looking for ;^)
It's not penis either.
Night.
The usual.
I will have to try that, I've been hearing that it helps. I just have terrible self-discipline on top of my sleeping problems.
I offered to throw you like, $20 so you could order a new charger.
You disappear every time I offer it.
I'm legit confused!
.....protein? Pop tart?....... proletariat?
What do you smoke?
Claimed! She is small, cute, strong and cool. Perfect combo
I believe the P word you are looking for is platinum. For he shall be wearing a platinum coat instead
Oh that offer, nah I'm good. It's only like $20 anyways right? I could always get 20 big ones kind of fast.
Alright, if you're sure. Cause I get paid again in a few days, and I worked a decent amount last week. I'm expecting about $800 in the bank. Just let me know if you change your mind.
Night.
Yes but fuck it.
I did. But i cant hit a vape anymore it fucks me up.
Red 100s
oops.
>Yes but fuck it.
Oh wow, that's a lot of money dude. But that's yours. Plus even if you did give me the money I would then feel obligated to pay you back somehow.
Kek. Now that you mention it, I'm pretty hungry. I might eat something in a bit.
Alright you made me chuckle with the last one, very cheeky.
That'd just be uncomfortable.
So would a gold pimp coat but apparently that's what he wants.
>ika
What the fuck even is this thread
Greatness awaits.
Eh, I'm a kind and generous idol. I once gave a homeless man $5.
Not as cheeky as what you were hoping to see. ;^)
Gunna go play some ships, be back in a bit.
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Damn, that homeless man made more money than me in a day than I make in a week.
Have fun blowing up ships
>ika
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Man I'm stuffed...
Speaking of cheeks...
I want food but im to lazy to go get some.
Do you plan on showing yours?
Kitty!
Something sweet but bitter.
And that was my plan
Good to know.
Sup teamaster
But you're not lazy enough to smoke? Why? Is it all nearby or something?
>ika
I'm more interested in yours, sweetie~
Its like 4 miles away but i would have to get dressed. And Mc Ds is like 10 miles away.
Now that I think about it. Is it made out of gold, or is it just colored like gold? I'll leave you to ponder that.
You know what, that's good enough. I'll take a consolation reward.
Can't keep eyes open. Good night people, have a nice night/day/whatever.
No one claimed lilly yet?
Claiming
My favorite drink
Ptsd!
Hello Rory.
Nothing much, just woke up.
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I'm flattered but I lack anything related to my cheeks at the moment and maybe in the future too. Plus, I'm interested in yours more!
Oooh, fast food, yeah I wouldn't go, I just meant like find a random snack in my fridge or something.
Hmm, I was thinking it was made out of gold metal. Because pimps are most likely rich (like makoto appears to be apparently). A yellow coat would be whack as fuck anyways.
Goodnight maki!
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>muh projection of insecurty
There aint shit here. I been snacking on a bag of chips.
I still want to 3 way with your friend there.
>My favorite drink
Unspeakable things
Whops, wrong picture.
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YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE SO PATHETIC THEY WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS THEIR WIVES! THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE SIMPLY A SWEAT JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION. IF THEY SOMEHOW DID COME TO LIFE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU ALL PATHETIC AND REPULSIVE CREATURES!
I should be going to sleep soon. I think I should bake next though. No one baked last time.
Sup Chen
Sup bun
Make some random shit then, cereal or sandwich or something should suffice.
As long as I'm not involved..
Another person switched?
>yo
Technically, ika does find humans repulsive so...
>ika
Low tier DDs are cheating. No lie.
No milk no bread no eggs. Aint got shit.
Go to sleep,
Have fun with that.
And what exactly is a DD?
Well shit... and then eat it. You'll be full in no time.
FREAK
Hows things?
I doubt I will.
Kinda reminds me of SRM light mechs. They are the most broken thing in MWO.
Lewd things?
Alright, alright.
In WoWs, it's a Destroyer-class ship
No!
Fuck NO what wrong with you?
Tier 2
>boring
Thanks for that info. And that picture!
What's wrong with me? Wats rong wit ya!? U da wun hoo wan ta fuk a skuid!
Just go to Mcwhack then. Their food is equivalent the shit anyways.
>ika
I'm out of pictures once again. Fucking hate this.
Good Morning Everyone!
Just stopping in to say Hi.
Got a meeting in 40 mins Fuck im tired
Hi rory i sarted watching GATE Your girl is pretty bae in that show.
Squids for days.
>Miho
Destroyers, ya.
Well, to be fair, I was playing with islands so I could sneak up and get solid hits on the BBs.
Playing with a friend that just started. He doesn't have anything higher than tier 3. Figured it'd be a good time to advance my Destroyers.
My best game has been on my BB line. Only at Tier 5, but I wanna git gud before advancing to Fuso.
Sounds like every morning for you though.
>lewd
That she is. She only gets better later.
Im still trying to git gud with Assaults in MWO. They're so slow compared to what Im used to.
I'll just borrow this picture for now...
And uh, what's a BB?
Thats cool. I have the New Mexico. You on US or EU severs?