Social failure thread

Social failure thread

> 33 year old male
> kissless virgin
> no friends
> no talents or skills
> unemployed despite several university degrees
> soon to move in again with parents
> mental illness
> physical illness

Who raises the bar?

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>Who raises the bar?

No one. Kill yourself.

go back to r9k

No u!

how the fuck did u go through uni and not make friends man you gotta get a shitty entrance tier job or something like mcdonalds to learn how to not be a spastic before you go further. that or kill yourself

>how the fuck did u go through uni and not make friends

I made some lose friends in uni. But I moved around a lot and didn't manage to make friends at the place that I am.

You're a fucking loser.

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well id suggest u do some testosterone building routines such as fucking sluts on tinder, getting /fit/ and meth. steal if you have to since youre unemployed. its your life, fuck the cunt whos sole source of income is selling you pizzas.

Are you russian?

Duh!!

I am fit, though not buff. And sluts on Tinder don't want to have anything to do with me.

German.

thatsthe point, the chase for pussy might reignite your social skills.

THINK LIKE THE FUTUTE TO BE SUCCUFEYU AND BE A DOCTOR BY GOING TO SCHOOL AND LEARN MATH TO HELP YOU THINK LOGICAL TO BE SUCFUL IN LIFE TO HELP YOU PICK WHATEVER YOU DESIRE THINK LIKE THE FUTURE GIVE YOUR NAME THE FUTURE TO THINK LIKE THE FUTURE TO BE SUCCUESS FUL THINK LIKE A ALIEN TO THINK OF THE FUTURE AND YOU WIL BE SUCUFESUL IF YOU THINK UI UI OF DETAILS AND LEARN MATH AND BE LOGIC LIKE NATE AND TO MAKE THINGS LIKE THE XBOX ONE HE THINK LIKE THE FUTURE WITH THE DEVIL TO DESIGN THE XBOX ONE AND AMERICA TRY TO ACT LIKE DEVIL WITHOUT MEETING THE DEVIL AND IS SCARED TO GO TO HELL BUT TRY TO GET PEOPLE INTROUBLE AND READ MATH TO BE SMART TO BE LOGICAL AND NOTICE DETAILS TO BE THE ELITE

The chase for pussy was unsuccessful for decades because of I have no social skills.

For the love of earth Fucking kill yourself already.

AND I AM THE NIGGER AND BE LOGICAL AND SMART AND THINK STUPID WHEN YOU ARE REALLY THINKING AND WHEN THEY THINK THEN YOU HURT THEM CAUSE I WAS THINKING STUPID BUT I WAS REALLY THINKING I DONT KNOW WHY I DO THAT IU BUT I DO IT HELPS NOR I DONT KNOW HOW TO STOP THINKING LIKE NATE OR STOP THINKING STUPID TO TRICK PEOPLE BUT IAM THINKING LOGICAL AND THATS HOW IAM BEING STUPID AND HURTING PEOPLE BUT IS TIED UP AND I KEEP USING THIS BUT WISH I CAN USE SOMETHING ELSE MAYBE USE THIS FOR GOOD OR SOMETHING SINCE I CANT STOP IT ITS VERY WERID AND YEAH LATER ALLYU YU LATER ALL IAM OUT

become a serial rapist and satanic murderer for my amusement, knave

Best reply yet.

OP, you are an outstanding faggot.

nigger you think kids were born with those skills? whats the difference between you and chad, other than your thought processes? think like a chad, be chad. the mind is one if the few things you have complete control over, just believe youre alpha mcstuddick and womyn will be sucking on ur dick

All I see is excuses.

1. Get an entry level job (if you have a reliable car and a decent work ethic, delivering pizzas can be okay money). If no car, any fast-food joint near where you live or even bagging groceries it cashier at a store. Anything to get you interacting with people on a daily basis and building some work history. Save what little money you make.

2) In your free time, get the fuck off Sup Forums and go volunteer someplace local that you don't hate. Like a food bank or soup kitchen for the homeless. Or animal shelter (taking dogs for walks, picking up shit, feeding the animals).

3) While there, talk to the people you work with (this also applies with the job in #1). Don't avoid them because they're old or different than you. Don't try to only stick to the people your age. It's actually easier sometime to make small talk with people you don't have plans to get to know because there is less pressure on you if you say something stupid. Just ask how long they've worked there, ask how they started working there, ask if they have family, what they think about the weather that day or some other nonsense shit. Just keep it very simple, they will likely ask you similar questions back, and once you've asked a couple of things and answered a couple of their questions, just say "cool" or some other short way to end the exchange and ask a couple of similar small things the next day you see them.

4) once you know a few of these people a little bit better, ask them the type of music or TV shows or movies they like. If any of their answers match stuff that you like, ask them if they like specific shows and talk about characters and plots if you both share common interests.

5) keep things very simple and only focus on basic small talk. I'm not giving you advice to make you tons of friends or a new career. Just getting the ball rolling with basic shit that will help you network, get some work history, and maybe meet some people with shared interests

>nigger you think kids were born with those skills? whats the difference between you and chad

The difference is that Chad was able to learn from experience. Chad and I started from the same position. I was a rather popular kid in early HS, first to ask a girl out (she declined) etc. But while my friends developed socially, I never progressed even though I had as much, if not more opportunity to learn.

#blackliesmatter

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>1. Get an entry level job (if you have a reliable car and a decent work ethic, delivering pizzas can be okay money). If no car, any fast-food joint near where you live or even bagging groceries it cashier at a store. Anything to get you interacting with people on a daily basis and building some work history. Save what little money you make.

I think about getting a job as a supermarket stocker until I found something which actually makes use of my university education.

I don't own a car; in fact, I don't even have a drivers licence.

>29 yo male
>university degree
>unemployed
>no friends + former friends hate me
>haven't had sex for 10 years
>mold like disease on the dick for many years, haven't seeked treatment
>only fap to trap porn/ loli hentai even tho my hot roommate desperatley wants to bang me

#blackliesmatter

You are just like me. What is your degree in?

law

>mfw OP broked my only chance of becoming the greatest at something

Shouldn't you have good job prospects? I am just a fucking molecular biologist.

Ha!

Just get any job. You say you have no skills, well believe it or not, you will pick up some skills in every level jobs. Maybe not the stuff that leads to big money, but at least you will be getting the ball rolling. And if you have degrees and are posting here, you obviously have some word processing skills and computer skills. Entry level work might put you out there where somebody who needs the skills you do have (but are ignoring) sees it, or at least learns there is more to you than your work ethic. Also, while maybe not what your dreaming of, degrees and knowledge of the job from there ground up can lead to management positions later on

>Entry level work might put you out there where somebody who needs the skills you do have (but are ignoring) sees it, or at least learns there is more to you than your work ethic.

I can give cancer to mice; where is that skill needed?

>Shouldn't you have good job prospects? I am just a fucking molecular biologist.

Not really, you have to start as a minion in some law firm while studying for bar exams. I tried that out for 3 months after school and decided to become a NEET instead.

Sucks.

That probably requires following very detailed instructions/procedures and using specialized equipment to do something like that.

If you can learn the steps necessary to conduct medical research and how to use the various tools of the trade, or whatever you were doing to give lab animals cancer, then you clearly are capable of learning how to do other complicated things that an employer needs done.

You probably just fucking with me, but if not, it's clear you are trainable and possess the patience and precision many others lack. These are marketable traits and only your attitude and incredulity obscured that from potential employers

>These are marketable traits and only your attitude and incredulity obscured that from potential employers

No. I've been advertising those skills to biotech and pharma companies for almost a year now. Nobody wants me though. Also tried to get into data science since I did quite a bit of genomics, but no success there either.

So the question is who else could have use for a mol. bio. PhD.

nope you pretty covered it. you should an hero asap

*much

Being a minion in a law firm isn't that bad, i've been one for a year now, learned a lot and got some cash for it as well

Too bad trips are wasted on an excuse making whiney bitch.

Whoever said that your employment must be directly related to your degree?

News flash to both of you, a shit ton of people work in fields wholly unrelated to their degrees. Take your self imposed blinders off and start to think outside the box and look for work in fields beyond what is directly related to your skill set.

The most damning thing on your resume isn't what skills you don't have, it's the way a huge gap in your work history screams to employers that you lack work ethic and don't have a "can do" attitude.

>several university degrees
Nigger I guarantee you do not have one degree let alone several. You can go ahead and kill yourself now.

And how do you come to that conclusion?

because he'd literally have to be severely autistic to not get a job. just saying.

OP here. I used to have a job until last month. Then I became unemployed and the job market sucks.

OP admits to having mental/social issues, hence my suggestions about volunteering and making small talk.

Both he and the molecular biologist have easy too much quit in them to convince me they actually have the degrees they claim to have.

If they do have said degrees, but don't have gainful employment, then that is a very sad choice that both are making.

Either they are setting their standards way too high and/or rejecting valid jobs because they think they are too good for them, or they are lazy as fuck and find it easier to make excuses than to actually get off their fat asses and do an honest day's work to support themselves.

Apply to a shit ton of places this week. From dead end minimum wage jobs to better stuff. There are jobs out there, just maybe not what you want.

And why'd you lose the last one? Laid off? Quit?

>Both he and the molecular biologist have easy too much quit in them to convince me they actually have the degrees they claim to have.

OP here. I am the molecular biologist.

>If they do have said degrees, but don't have gainful employment, then that is a very sad choice that both are making.

I was always hoping that I could get a job in my field. But now I begin to realize that this is not possible. Therefore, moving back with my parents and doing any work for some money.

Contract run out. No grant money to extend. But I was planning to get out of academic research anyway; I was always under the impression that you could get a job in biotech/pharma easily with my qualification. I was obviously wrong.

which degree(s) to you hold?
Did you consider jumping on the computer science hype train? You can invest 3-4 months learning about web development and start freelancing. This will get you a good start to learn more/look for other work while staying away from people.

Also see a therapist maybe,

>which degree(s) to you hold?

BSc. in Biochemistry
MSc. in Biomedicine
PhD. in Medical Research

I was thinking to go into the tech field. But more from a data science angle. I am quite solid with Python but nothing more.

I dont think the kissless virgin part needs to be included in the social failure category, im 20 and dont feel the need to interact with another human being in a romantic manner because i am satisfied with what i have, id say as long you are ok with what you have you are not a failure, the job part might be a bit different tho

>several degrees
>no skills

You done goofed somehow.

Sorry, confused you with the law degree person.

You might not have to give up on it, but moving back home and getting any job is better than nothing.

And while you do that, look for internships with the various companies and in the fields that you are interested in. Even if they are unpaid and very intense, it can be what it takes to meet the right people and get your foot in the door.

Plus, a lot of the part time work out there had flexible hours and always needs people, so you can probably still work a bit while doing an internship.

Also, think outside the box when it comes to internship. I have a close personal friend who delivered donuts while going to school for a math degree. He wound up working on that small businesses inventory database and doing all kinds of work for them on their POS systems.

As he did that, he finished his degree and got a master's in some field of math (I'm terrible at math so I don't know his actual specialty). All the while, he kept doing side work for the donut shop and used that experience to land several internships.

Long story short, he worked half a decade for some database company where I lived, but ultimately interviewed and got a job working for Amazon. Guy makes bank and it all started with very humble beginnings delivering donuts and working his ass off. He's anti social as fuck too, but even wound up getting married and having kids (mail order bride from the Philippines, but seriously, if you knew him from before, you'd reakize how forever alone he was)

This fucker had a PhD and can't get a job. Lolz.

I'm generally not good at stuff.

Will keep that in mind.

> PhD. in Medical Research

Do you have any published research I can read?

Has. Also, PhD in bio mean nothing. PhD students are used as cheap workers and that's why academia spews out more PhDs than there are jobs.

towel head phd immigrant who gets paid less took his job

If I link it, you know my name. I have two Plos One first author papers though. So not great at all.

sex is overrated, it's great for ego boost but that's it. If you truly wanted pussy you would have gotten it by now, lower your standards maybe?
As for the job thing, get a job in retail and you'll soon feel better about yourself. As 40% of your co-workers will be social embarrassments.

>21
>kissless virgin
>Don't have a single girl contact
>failed at university but still wasting money trying
>find obnoxious almost every person in my university class
>spend tons of money in driver license and few days ago i hit a parked car in front of the owner
>A week ago had the oportunity to make cyber-sex but could not get an erection and the girl stop talking to me
>Not fat but can't walk more than 20 minutes without being exhausted
>expend a lot of time fantasizing in my mind to avoid reality
>expend more time procrastinating in the PC than doing anything else


I never felt so bad

You have skills and if you can put up with the shit it takes to earn PhD, you are good at shit too and you're no quitter. Probably just feeling like shit because things suck right now and you had some preconceived notion about how things would go after school.

Just don't give up, make your own plan (just like you set goals on your path to complete your degrees), and chip away at it.

The main thing is to keep at it and believe shit will improve, keep your eyes open for unique opportunities like my friend did with the inventory/database work and internships.

The things you want will take hard work but you have it in you. Just gotta believe, faggot (and read the description on the following video):

youtu.be/OfVh1v7GGKY

Hi past me, please try harder to get some social life, if you continue in this path you will start planning your 30th birthday suicide at 29

This is why I suggested OP get an entry level job. Once he sees how fucked his co-workers are, and how derpy most customers are, he'll wake the fuck up when it comes to how skilled he really is

@OP only a couple more years before you become a wizard, don't lose that virginity just yet, you need to be level 40!

Not your fault you hate most of your classmates. Most people are fucking idiots.

You should do small stuff each week to get some social contact/skills. That is now important than academic achievements IMO.

*More important

>26 yeaars old
>kissless virgin
>no friends
>unemployed
>living with parents
>playing vidya all the day
>afraid to talk with girls
>been only on a party once where a girl wanted to rape me
>she grabbed my hand we went to a bedroom
>she started to get naked I was sitting only there
>she put my hand on her tits and I still was so afraid that I didn't show any reaction
>she grabbed her clothes and she never talked with me again

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