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Late Night Lawrence Edition

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foy

nth for North Yorkshire is proof God is real.

niggly wiggly

plymouth is actually an alright place

first image reply will be my steam image forever

it better be a mini roll

Mini rolls?

>North

WE THE

david lean is the goat

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FOB

Who Is It That Can Tell Me Who I Am

NORMAL

the syrian civil war wasn't executed in the way i described my civil war would be executed you dumb fucking oliver. i hate brits so much, you cunts are legitimately the most brain dead, leftist, spineless faggots in the world

*sneezes*
oh goodness me, i apologize

Is Games Workshop England's greatest accomplishment?

Kit lenses are shite and you'll hate DSLRs the first few months you have one until you begin to improve and also spend money on lenses

Do you like ramen noodles?

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>heating not working

nice

>photography

no. 1 beta male hobby

> At least you're not a manlet

are you the cycling jew

Remind me which nation has legalised child prostitution again.

Hint: It's not ours.

>two-timing /brit/ with /cum/
nothing personnel

are suze

>fancy a girl I sort of knew in school
>got my life in order and my appearance is sorted, would probs stand a chance now
>no idea how to re initiate contact
>she only knew me as a bumbling autist, so already has a predisposed image of me

wat do lads

>New asian version of the realdoll just came in lads

probably the only thing keeping me going

if I were 5'5" in the same situation as now I would have killed myself long ago

>Remind me which nation has legalised child prostitution again.
fucking do a bit of research before you say stupid shit
what they've done is changed the law so that kids who get trafficked and sold off to nonces don't get prosecuted

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lmao

>fast thread
yeh nah, i have a great post saved up but im saving it till RNH.

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Oh right, sorry lad. They've just decriminalised child prostitutes. Silly me.

You fucking nonce.

Stalk her and find a way to 'accidentally' run into her at the pub or something.

find out where she lives and pop round

are you saying you'd rather that little kids who get fiddled by nonces go to jail for being fiddled by nonces? the paedos still get prosecuted you dumb fuck

I did this with a girl once. It was an actual, genuiine roaring success.

just give up mate

Good lad.

she might be impressed that your autism has gone into remission

You can NOT post this

tips?

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>police can't even approach child prostitutes on the street to protect them
>they need to wait for someone to make a move on them first
>this is ok
NONCE

popcorn for dinner lads

> tfw 5'4

it's a gentleman flying a plane mate

Howling

cant IMAGINE being ulgy aha the fucking THOUGHT of it.

ahaha theres probably people who are short AND ugly ahaha WHAT ARE THEY LIKE haha i cant even FATHOM such a thing

>there are people in this thread who don't clean their tongue with a tongue scraper

it's where the majority of the bacteria is you gormzoids

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For real? Give up on her unless she thought you were the "cute awkward" type before. First impressions are everything.

interesting, she works in a department store, might pop in for something

never thought i'd get good advice from the 'rit tb h nice one lads

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I see glans and frenula

it would be cool if there was a richfag on here that would pay the 300 quid each for us all to go on a /brit/ holiday

YES THEY FUCKING CAN
the difference is now they'll be taking them to social services to get them looked after rather than to a cell. Where did I even imply any of what you're saying??

Bacteria is good for you, you bloody woman

I don't have a tongue mate

>redneck thinks a handful of gun nuts and militias could motivate the whole population in an uprising during the entertainment age
>redneck thinks the most technologically advanced, best funded and second largest military in the world would give up if a few politicians were assassinated without losing any ground
>Brits are thick

You're not exactly fucking Napoleon m8
There's not a comparable war in history to a potential US civil war. The NSA probably has a list of anyone with google searches remotely like yours. Most people aren't going to give up a comfortable life in America in 2016 to run to the woods, and at the point that the US government was doing anything remotely enough to provoke an uprising they're going to be far past the point of any restraint 'cause of human rights concerns. Drone strikes, a militarised police, the world's largest air force, a huge amount of armour and the easy ability to completely fortify DC means that they could wipe out anyone in an area that was causing trouble.

*kicks you into the back of the net*

me on the left

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me

that's just you being gay mate, it's like a rorschach test

Perfect.

Pretty sad to still be obsessed about a girl you knew in school 2bh

/r9k/ was right

superb

THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOORDERN BROTHERS

FOY

>balls deep in her belly button

me on the righ---*BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFFFTT*

oh goodness me, i am so sorry!

You have so many flags

>tongue scraper
just use your teeth mate

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>18
>unironically 5'6
aha SURELY my LAST growth spurt will net me AT LEAST 6 inches right guys?

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Oh fucking hell boys I've just got out of bed with a stiffy to let the cat in through the window and someone's walked past and seen me

She was roaring with laughter

delet

Subtly fantastic post

Thicc

>56%
>5'6

HOWLING at this post

www.sexymp.co.uk

nah m8 your last growth spurt is never a massive one, I got like an inch out of it

>sleeping naked

*slides a finger down the back of your pants and sticks it up your bum*

hmm...

>5'7" at 16
>waiting for next growth spurt
>it never comes

please delete this post

how long until white yanks are a minority in their country?

*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP*

Fucking hell, just walked past a shitty semi detached house and saw some poor shit letting his disgusting cat through his fucking window the cunt. The vile fuck was fully erect too, probably because it was the closest he gets to pussy.

Roard with laughter and tweeted all about it as soon as it happened.

UH OH

Now having sex ON the regular lads

>tfw I can't eat and browse Sup Forums at the same time without getting my food all over me

what was 56%? whites in america?