TIME FOR WORST THREAD

TIME FOR WORST THREAD

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aussies r fagets

now you've done it

Done what?

I tried live streamer again today

20mbps connection isnt the problem, its twitch being shit

Made a worst thread.

so did livestreamer help?

Maybe four inches, his last molt was just a bit under four inches.

The worst thing is one of them seems to want to become friends with our cats, but they want absolutely nothing to do with him, one of them just glares at him from a distance while the other one gets really freaking pissed, just growling and hissing at him. Kinda reminds me of myself in these threads now that I think about it lol

Nope it just kept stopping like the stream does

Its just Twitch's garbage servers

OH BOY IT'S TRAMADOL AND CODEINE TIME

Which one of the three are you?

sure sucks to be an australian.

that's my reaction to cookies, not drugs.

The uninvited guest

And which am I?

I also have timtams

Twitch's servers are notorious for being shit

it happens like for a month every 6 and is just obnoxious as hell

The other stray maybe? I dunno

cookies and painkillers
that's the fucking life

I know I'm being a dick, but works on my machine, etc.

I feel more like the cat who just stares indifferently.

Different servers, different exchanges and countries ofc

Networking is a pretty cool topic to learn

I actually might end up taking a class on that someday.

I'm nearly out of codeine
That will be suffering

Now I'm thinking about "Confuse A Cat" again

Have the woman get you more

I was going to major into it until I realised how shitty my course was and picked whatever major would be the lowest amount of effort

good morming

Well, this cat certainly likes to be confused.

She'll be working tomorrow
I'll have a mosey over to the shops
I only live a few minutes walk away. Could jog there within one minute.
It just takes me 20 minutes because of the shuffle thing.

But I need to get some sort of exercise because my leg gets so painful and stiff.

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its 11pm

Are you talking about yourself? In that case optical illusions may be a thing for you, but I won't be surprised if you know all about that already

I also find it funny how you still go outside about as much as I do despite being broken

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Considering how little you go outside it is a marvel you're not whiter than I am

I mean I go out at LEAST 3 times a week for work, and I am basically a shitskin.

It's just that that at least is also my at most.

No, it's 9:21 AM. Learn to tell the time you weenie

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Optical illusion does nothing for me. It's people that confuse me the most, and where I derive the most enjoyment.

Oh yeah, people are among the most confusing things in the world, I have to agree

what should I do in runescape

>inb4 uninstall it

You're very willing to agree with things.

catch all the pokemon

magnetize the hard drive it's installed to

>that filthy fingernail

solid state bb

getting all of the mememon?

Because most of what you say is true

what the fuck is that second sentence

Majestic

What do you expect to happen when you're laying down substrate on the bottom of a tank?

Is that so?

put quotes around "at least" and "at most" and it makes perfect sense.

Man, this one is pretty cool I have to say. And Hi Gregor

These two are like my cats.

all of them.

also why do tap shoes make more noise than high heels
are they actually that loud

That is way more than necessary to just say "I go to work 3 times a week"

They're specifically designed for loudness.

You mean your cats sit and look at each other like that? That would be pretty funny to see

I actually liked how confusing the wording was. And anyway the actual meaning was "I go to work three times a week and do absolutely nothing else outside if I can help it"

I like going outside, although it was nicer (especially at night) in the muslim suburb

...Muslim suburb?

And the reason I don't go outside is because it is super inadvisable at night here.

They do a lot of sitting around. They're also finicky prissy little things.

Cats are funny creatures. Well I'll have a look at Argument Clinic so see you in a bit

Yeah there was an islamic school near my old house, so pretty much all the islamic immigrants wanted into that suburb.

They were all like super afraid of causing a fuss so they were all mega-polite and just didn't interact with anyone. All families, no single people.

It was a bit weird, but I was never afraid of crime while I lived there. Left the house unlocked at night and everything.

I want to file a complaint.

My kebab senses are TINGLING.

Anyway I gotta go, later.

"Shut up!" *SMACK*

"Shut up!" *SMACK*

Fly fox of the Yard?!?

Shut up! WHACK

i like your name

You're under arrest for violation of the silly sketch act.

Thank you?

That ending sure was confusing, is that supposed to imply there's an infinite number of cops who're going to lay their hands on each other's shoulders? My god

Yes, because to arrest them they must each in turn violate the act and must each in turn be arrested.

Now that's a great paradox, if I got the definition of that right. Well I gotta go now, going to sleep first night in the new house tonight. Maybe I'll drop in on the phone later

All right then.

where all the fags at ?

more cute bugs

you rang?

youre mammalian, no amount of pain meds can change that Nef

Nefelpitou is an insect though

Notice the knees

Good morning/evening respectively

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i always figured pitou to be a doll

Hi Frank.

For good reason. Pitou has a heavy doll theme, and the joints at the knees help to convey that.

All three of Pitou's abilities involve dolls/marionettes.

sup

so you are in fact not an insect then correct?

I get a new, old bike today!

Don't wreck this one

A doll-themed insect

Chimera Ant, to be precise. The Queen eats other animals, then the drones she births carry the animals' traits. In Pitou's case it was a cat and human.

So Pitou is a doll-themed cat-person-insect

This bug is also going to bed

nite

Oh man... The bike barely has scratches on it. I got wrecked, not it.
How are you?
Makes perfect sense.

night

dammit

I got bored during the chimera ark, I was just a bunch of wish wash to me.

that makes sense then

night mate

Don't get in a wreck then.
I'm doing fine

I'm glad to hear. I think I'm going to be spending more time on pavement for a while. Mountain biking is fun, but man it'll fuck you up.

Unfortunately my time here is brief and I'm gonna have to go

It's ok. I'll bump w/ porn.
Have a good one bud!

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Goodbye and watch Penny Dreadful

I'll check it out

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