Ask a Pokemon master anything

Ask a Pokemon master anything.

Wtf how'd you get all that

Lure/incense?

When will you kill yourself

How much money did you spend?

Does this bullshit eat up your mobile data?

Nice GPS hacking cheater.

That's a lot of cp you have there

very little actual, ive used 40.55MB and ive played since release

Not op, but no I've been playing for a total off around14 hours and it has used .8gb, plus I had my sound cloud on so it uses very little

Why couldn't you give this shit up when you were 16. If you are 16, why can't you give this shit up now.

that fake gps

Where do you live? Pic related, living in suburban Georgia and even in an actual fucking river I can only catch pidgeys and the occasional evee, I just want some fuckin poliwags man

Why does my grandma's dog keep jumping up onto my bed

came here to post this

How close do you live to the border of Tennessee?

Just found an oddish near my mailbox!!

Wat now?

not op,
im in australia and there is litterally nothing but commons with a 1 in 20 chances of an uncommon Pokemon out side a capital city

Why don't you have real life?

Have you been driving a truck outside a church lately

So there is actually some logic with the distribution of species?
They are not just scattered all other the surface of the hearth?

Can you find anything in a plane or on a boat in the middle of the sea?

Looks like someome got ahold of mommy's credit card

I don't think it calculates height, so no plane. But the boat would bring water pokemon.

It's just like ingress the amount the amount of Pokemon in an area coincides with population density maps on Google

Forgot to point to post. So yah no plane, but boat yes.

Niantic is a Google company you know

Ingress doesn't do that tho. It's portals are submitted by players and reviewed by staff

pinsir was my 4th pokemon. can't be that rate.

So I guess it won't be as interesting in coutryside Czechoslovakia than it could be in a giant US city?

No more user-submitted portals and I wasn't talking about portals I meant XM

*mean comment calling you stupid for saying Czechoslovakia*

Idk how it calculates d population density, but I've been in the forest on a mountain in the middle of nowhere and found pokemons. Lots of zubats tho.

Pokestop = portals

Pokemon = xm

This doesn't hold true. Loads of the things listed as Rare and Epic are really common here in London

Ah my bad sorry

This. Found one in my living room.

Get shit on OP

What kind of environment did you find Scyther in? It's one of my favorites, and I've had no luck finding one.

I live in a small town, but I see it pretty frequently in my room. I'm in oklahoma, so it's mainly grass, but there is a small bit of water semiclose.

Hey guys need help
If I lock my phone with pokemon go still playing does the km are counted for the eggs? Cuz i've been on a bus for 30min and there's only 1,3km that have been counted

What level were you when you found it, if you remember?

How do you level up your Pokemon/make them evolve?

You have to have the app open.


I also heard there was an 10 mph limit on speed.

All these photos are shopped.
People on Sup Forums don't go outside.

Gettin' a whole lot of exercise there?

Probably level 4-5

Ah shit I wasted 30 min for nothing
Thanks anyway

Do what everyone else does, get a bike AND OR attach that bitch to a rumba.

Saw some guy with a contraption where he had a clothes line with some automatic pully system and he got over 10 km in 30 minutes while doing nothing

Okay. I'm level five now, and I live near a large reservation, so if I go for a walk deep in the woods, I might find one there.. Or, worse comes to worse, I can just wait until trading is implemented.

> 2016
> pokemon go just implemented trading
> numerous case of agression and pokemon stealed
> two teenagers killed eachothers for a snorlax
I can't wait for the trading

Will I get a gf if I become pokemon mastet

how are you so good at defending your virginity?

I can get a horsea down the road

Does this mean there's a Pikachu at my local Walmart?

What gave you that idea?

It shows the ones nearby and one silhouette looks like Pikachu

Why are you telling us to ask questions and not answering them? Do you just want us to look at the numbers on your phone app?

thats a nidoran my dude

How will we MAGA?

Fuck

Make Kanto great again!

classic fox news fan.

How many girls have you fucked?

so is there a difference between catching a pokemon at high cp or catching it at low cp and leveling it?

what are some pokemons i can get out of my 5km egg? can someone name some of the lucky ones and unlucky ones? :)

Bump

Bumpin.

Thats not a pikachu retard

Name one hitler did nothing wrong.

That's my favorite pokemon

There were two snorlaxs at my local gym
Still funny chart

Why do all the pokemons enjoy cp???

I go to a pokestop and all I get to dop is spin this thing that does nothing

Wat do?