Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Thats not even the usual Karen.
Edim. It doesn't sound like you cringed into an edgy website and picked a name from what was generated.
Cute pic.
Eh, I suppose so. It isn't too noticeable, yea. I'm more so fine with signatures, like on this picture. Watermarks have always bugged me though.
I understand that.
Thanks for renewing the thread.
(shizuru)
the sky
>sorry i had to :^)
>a lot of people from here I see from here are playing WoWs
You know the game is straight up trash when so many people from /waifu/ enjoy playing that shit.
Edim is the name of a guitar chord
I don't even have any music in my phone, 4G and Youtube the way to go.
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Over at my friends now!
>friends
What are you fucking gay?
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Eh are you saying that most of us have a shit taste?
To be fair I got really disappointed with how bad Kancolle is considering how many played it here.
Like... the idea behind it is creative and gives birth to amazing fan art, but the game is so tedious and grindy.
:^(
Pokemon GO is shit.
waifu claimed
i thought i was the only fake karen.
DEATH TO AMERICA
>claiming yume
Uhhhh, I mean... kinda? I think?
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agreed.
Bunch of faggets
It's the same with overwatch
Like i am gonna take game advice from some autistic shut in like akiko
Made me get up and walk for 5 hours.
0/10 uninstalled
>3D
I don't really see what's fun about impersonating someone when its widely known that person wont be here for a month.
Thanks for telling me that, now I don't have to feel bad anymore for not being able to play it. Why do you say its shit other than having to go outside?
turn that :^( upside down :v)
ISIS Karen desu
(You)me
Lurk from work.
Edim.
I got a figurine (call it a tribute of sorts) of a character from your series while I was at the convention on Saturday.
>Mfw the figurine isn't of you.
Why must the world be so cruel?
Did you walked in someone's backyard?
Because everything that this fags like to play it's shit.
I have a total of one song on my phone. I use the only Apple product I own for music simply for less data charges and convenience.
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Oshino Shinobu claimed
I quite like all the characters from rewrite. Who'd you get?
)v:?
Im about to make it fucking RAIN Pokemon in my neighborhood. got poke Lures on Deck.
That's a good logic, but civ is neat and a lot of people from here play it.
>and you're missing out on it
Yes, you could say that.
Also, only place were i had any luck finding anything was in the middle of a forest.
I love the way this image sits on my screen when u post it.
>shino
Sachii
close enough
>rattle rattle
Hey, that's pretty good.
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Akane Senri.
>Pic related, she was the only Rewrite figure they had.
>Yoko.
I seem to be unable to consume a lot of phone battery most of the time, and even then I have 1-2 power banks with me most of the time.
Okay, I need to link this one because of that first song.
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QOTT: What operative system and web browser do you use?
>win10 because I like aesthetics despite it being total shit
>mainly chrome, firefox for debugging sometimes and IExplorer if I need to open something on a different browser for some reason
Yeah, CIV is okay, but only because is not so popular.
What a fucking game. I don't know.
You have to walk too much, your feet will hurt and you may go in dangerous places.
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And you should give this a listen.
Win 7 ultimate 64bit yarrharr edition and Google Chrome.
OSX and Firefox.
Why? because i own a macbook pro and safari is shit.
Safari is what i let other people use so they dont see my search history
is this a nice waifu?
Win8
I got used to it, after a while. Then Win10 came out. I'll probably just use Win8 for now until I get a new rig.
Chrome, mostly cause I have my custom chrome theme of my waifu.
>Yeah, CIV is okay, but only because is not so popular.
I think you're not aware of how many people from here own the game, but yea, owning doesn't mean playing and enjoying it often.
>you may go in dangerous places
And then give autistic excuses like 'I was just looking for pokémon'.
Noice, Kagami linked me a song from them a while ago and it was really interesting, the beginning of this album is arousing me.
Interesting, would you mind showing the theme?
>8.1 till 28. then getting win10
>chrome all the way
its a cat
Nice. Akane is probably second best girl.
win7 chrome
Typical Chrome User.
Win 7 and chrome
depends if i can pet it
Phone:
Kernel
Firefox
Computer:
Win8.1 can get a free upgrade but not interested in the terms and conditions.
Firefox
is this a nice waifu?
It's a good album, you would like it for sure.
Break time
Wew, how is everyone?
Here. Made me get up and open my computer. GJ Homu.
Trump claimed. MAGA
Hello
Claimed.
Nyanpasu!
Every time I see Trump he's in a trench coat with sunglasses and a hat. He wears live sheep on his feet and has a lot pf golden rings, made of cheese. He also has hand teeth and is flying to the north pole and he has some sort of cyborg operation done on him.
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Do you wait ever morning for me to post? you should really use that time to do something more productive, it's not healthy.
Win 8.1
Mostly chrome.
Firefox if im playing something.
Then remind me to choose Akane as my first route (and yours second) whenever I get to playing Rewrite.
As one break begins, another ends.
>I'll be back this afternoon.
What is this I dont even
Alright.
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Explain this then.
Morgen.
>Sanae
Hey Makoto, how ya been?
What's up Sanae?
Look at this little faggot
Slut
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The only canon drawings of Mai are from the anime.
Not too bad. Over at a friends house, being gay apparently. How bout you?
So, would you like a drink? I bet you are exhausted.
is mai mai waifu?
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Who said im not drinking it already?
Just at the eye doctor waiting on my check up. Probably eat something, for the reason there's a restaurant across from me.
You?
Nei.
Yeah that sounds breddy gay
Just make sure the balls don't touch
QT, how are you?
What are you at the optometrist for? And hey, sounds like a good deal to me. Had to take the morning off work to get some school stuff arranged, so I have a couple quick hours to chill before I head in today.
Hitler loves you.
I'm good, been spending most of my time playing Overwatch. How about you?
Haven't been to one since 4 years ago. So a checkup is much needed to see if my eye had been better than previously. Which I think is. School? What are going for?
If I don't respond back, it's because I've been called in. So a heads up.
Who said is really clorox, and I didn't made you think that?
It may be some good cola, you got tricked
There are people on earth at this very moment who will pay 20 dollars for this shirt.
We're not doing anything lewd!
Sounds good. I'm going to get an associate's, be a radiology tech. Move up that path from there.
I'm doing just fine, just bored. Remembered I have a 3DS so I've been doing that a lot lately.
Sure :^)
I hear killing yourself is a good alternative to tripfaging for attention.
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I love him too.
Who said i didn't want clorox?
Rumia claimed!
How long did it take you to come up with that response?
Who said I said something?
If I do go back to school, I'll probably go for international business, or a nuclear technician(though I dislike math with a passion). It was something suggested to me by a test. Sounds good, will you enjoy that field?
Story time, /waifu/
>be me
>in 7th grade
>from West Phillie
>in sex ed class my permission slip wasn't signed
>had to wait two years
>ask teacher for hall pass to health class because i had a concern
>go to health class
>kick down door, killing a student
>scream like I'm trying to go super sayain
>nigger jew health teacher looks at me
>"SIR, SORRY IF I'M INTERRUPTING THE CLASS BUT HOW ARE BABIES MADE?"
>principal came in
>his face morphed into Dr. Phils
>whutwereyourthinking.pdf
>shit in his open mouth
>run outside school
>whistle for a cab
>when it came near, the license plate said "CALIFORNIA FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror
>I could say this cab was rare
>But nah forget it
>"yo homes to bel-air"
>arrived at my house around seven or eight am
>yelled to the cabbie
>"yo homes, smell ya later"
>i smellt reeses on his breath
>he just ate
>"Reeses, FOR BREAKFAST?"
>he said
>"nae mang, i had reeses puffs"
>he immediately turned into a bear
>and then i asked,
>whats your name?
>he said jack
>he had a candle
I then realised i can talk to animals and my life has been different ever since. Also that the driver was candlejack.
Thanks for lis
I can do this all day.
Meme'd hard
I did.
Fuck off Sandra
Such an elaborate story, filled with surprising vocabulary, vivid as if I was there. 10/wat
>Sanae