>you walk into your bathroom
>you see this
>what do you do
You walk into your bathroom
tell maria to hurry the fuck up because i need to take a shit
360 degrees and walk away
shegetsfucked.jpg
walk back out and let her finish. Once done I will do unholy things to that toilet so that she may repeat the process.
What? Mother fucker I had taco bell for lunch.
>get behind her
>take dick out
>jerk off on that fat ass
>go back to watching tv
What else is there to be honest
Turn 360° and walk away
How the fuck do you reach that toilet paper from the toilet?
its the same direction dickhead
Let her finish and reward her by licking her ass.
Found the newfag
>being this new
Ask her why she decided to go to such a glorious institution like Ohio State.
360 degrees is a circle faggot
Are you a midget? It barely takes a little reach
Tell her to do the toilet next.
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you can go back to "reddit" and fuck yourself.
faggot.
there is tp by the toilet for all those midgets who are too lazy
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leave the house and never return because im scared of social interaction
Yup
>pull pants down
>take D out
>put it in her bagina
See this ..
Straight to my attacking stance
ay lmao
i would stand ubiquitously in the corner, as the ever lingering Jew, counting my shekels. In anticipation of not paying her, I begin to get excited.
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The fuck is this ugly bitch doing in my house?
FUCK YOU NIGGER. TOILETS ARE MADE FOR 4'8" TO 6'6". THAT'S THE STANDARD OF REACH. SMALLER WOMEN WILL HAVE TO STAND WITH A SHITTY ASS TO REACH IT.
>hit her in the back of the head with sledgehammer
>throw body in tub
>turn on water
>leave bathroom
>close bathroom door behind you
>grab lighter, go to garage
>get gasoline, go outside
>draw a pretty picture in the grass with gasoline
>ignite with lighter, possibly burn hand in process
>let fire reach house and burn it down
>housefire.jpg
Turn 720x1024p degrees and walk away
>virgin detected
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"SCARED"? WTF?
I DON'T LIKE IT BUT CERTAINLY NOT SCARED OF IT. NEVER MET ANYONE WHO WAS.
Cringe
I'd like to offer a witty response, but I think I would just pull her pants off and start to pork her big phat unforgiving white asshole
Fuck tits
Successful troll right here
same. thats a big ass and a small waist
LMFAO.
OUTSIDE YOUR MOM AND YOUR SEXUAL OFFENDER PROBATION OFFICER- NO WOMEN COME INTO YOUR (MOM'S) HOUSE
Shitty greentext
As you can tell I didn't put much thought into where I was going with it
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>cool tumbler dude detected.
Caress her feminine penis.
Are you drowning our newborn Again?! Oh you.
stop
Woah! That certainly did the trick.
I would let her know what a good job she is doing. I mean, fuck, look at that toilet.
"turn that tap of i am not made of money"
b8 or newbie
You'd be walking to her newfag
w-wow the bathroom is really clean, but who are you?
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Hh
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>the girl with the fat ass
Take a picture.
Where is the one where he jerks off two guys
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FUCK HER IN THE ASS HOLE
is it bad i jerked off and came to OP's pic?
Cancer.
spank her ass but then leave my hand there to grab her ass afterwards, then proceed to look at reaction and engage again.
Sure smells like summer in here...
Cool, I've been promoted to the bath room!
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That's god damned right
F
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Wait for her to turn on the shower and get in then rushto the kitchen and blast the hot water
That is a three way shower valve. It will compensate for the pressure drop.
No u
Perfectly made for you
I would ask why did you move the toilet paper roll...
RUN
He doesn't mean the pressure drop faggothe means taking up all the hot water will make her shower cold what are you a plumberfag?
If running one faucet uses all your hot water you need a bigger hot water tank.
guys, why so many memes? I am overmemed
Bait