What is this that pops out of my ass? Need Sup Forums medical advice

What is this that pops out of my ass? Need Sup Forums medical advice...

pop it with a needle

looks like hemorrhoid

Aids, too many dicks in your butt faggot

Nigga, stop shoving stuff up there.

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Isnt it a skittle?

Just a haemorrhoid. How the fuck have you not noticed them before though, mine like to pop out a couple of times a year at least.

Medfag here, I can confirm it's aids

haemorrhoid

Looks like a gigantic hemorrhoid. See a doctor bro.

hemorrhoid

Not hiv but...
Full grown aids!

Nah, you got a hemorrhoid

It's obviously a Skittle.
Get a girlfriend and make her 'taste the rainbow'.
Should be gone within 10-15 minutes.

You need some Prep-H Fast.

You're pregnant, congratulations.

It looks like an internal hemorrhoid that is popping out for some fresh air.

>asking Sup Forums for medical advise

Vetmedfag here. most likely a hemarrhoid but since picture is shit and I cannot actually feel it myself, it could also be an adenoma. Possibly rectal polyp and should be checked by doctor. It doesn't look like one, but picture is shitty, so if you've ever had anal sex, could be genital wart (papaloma virus).

Either way, worth getting checked by your doctor. Don't have one? Go get one. Probably don't need to see a specialist. General practice should be fine. Be warned that depending on what it really looks like and feels like, doc may want to take a biopsy. Enjoy.

You shouldnt be getting them that much

Vetmedfag here. Follow up, if it is constantly changing in size/consistency (getting bigger, then smaller, then bigger again) it's a hemorrhoid. Need some steroids to bring down the thrombus/inflammation.

You're welcome fag.

It's more common than you think. Especially if you're someone who strains when they shit.

Yeah precisely you're not supposed to push hard you should just let it pass through with a little push

Most people shit with knees closer to a 90 degree angle so a muscle strains the colon inhibiting full expulsion of feces. Since people often can't just let it flow out and have to work to get the rest, that usually results in over straining.

Baked bean

thanks /b can confirm I'm not a fag but my turds a colossal...

There is a reason hardly anyone gets them you're doing something wrong

Go to the fucking doctor you idiot

Actually most amerifags do. Majority of the population will get hemorrhoids in their lifetime.