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True operator-kino doesn't exis-
Luis Lewis
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James Jones
It's sad but true.
Jace Hughes
...
Zachary Reyes
He looks like he's about to pass out
Ryan Richardson
That looks lazy as fuck.
Levi Morgan
how do i achieve a big bulky and muscular body like Seagal.
Zachary Watson
If I pull off that mask.. oh
Nolan Wood
This guy is still sore about that fiddy bucks
Joshua Bell
i can't breathe
Carson Bennett
oh god
David Perez
Why don't we get any films about gruff, ridiculously overpowered special forces units that are played sort of straight? Something like Rainbow Six or Modern Warfare when it was good. They always end up feeling goofy instead of awesome. Sicario's the closest I've seen lately.
Anthony Myers
SS + GOMAD
Zachary Phillips
how is this fat fuck a certified lawman and not able to hold a weapon properly
Dylan Wilson
He's an ambidextrous killing machine
Austin Perry
What happened?
Ethan Cruz
>gruff, ridiculously overpowered special forces
here you go
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Robert Ward
Would John Wick count as operator kino?
Dominic Butler
Burgers
Joseph Peterson
...
Nicholas Johnson
motherfucking birthday cakes
Julian Morales
>I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Brooklyn. I was trained by the CIA. I was given the title of Operator. They take a movie “John Wick.” They have a 6-foot-1-inch skinny guy, whether he was gay or not. I don’t care. He had never revenged for anybody. He has never held a M1911A1 in is hand. They make him the John Wick. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
Camden Brown
...
Bentley Peterson
Keked
Aiden Kelly
Fire Down Below is pure hard kinography
Adrian Nelson
Daily dose.
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Logan Lopez
I can't tell if that's awful, lazy acting or how black project elite operators actually handle their weapons.
Jose Morris
HEY BEACH
Robert Myers
You don't get to be elite black ops if you can't shoot a gun in both hands
Oliver Hill
Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice
When the girls start to strut
you could look at her but you shouldn’t do that
Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty
They’re not just to cover her kitty
Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
Baby the way you waik is so hot
Let’s have a shot of rum
Then I can make you come... with me
To the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We’re jammin
Cooper Anderson
For sure.
My guesses for operator kino:
The Hunted
Thirty Dark Zero
Heat
Way of the gun
The man from nowhere
Your favorite John Woo movie
Nathan Powell
>can barely understand seagal
>random fight starts generic metal starts playing
>seagal just stands there grabbing heads throwing people to the ground
>entire scene is escalating randomly
>insane jump cuts
>nuke sirens
>what the fuck is even happening
>random explosion out of nowhere
>"i need a medic!"
>inverted filter face at the end
jesus everything this man touches is gold
Leo Sullivan
congratulations Mr. Seagal. Is it a boy or girl?
btw whos the father?
Luis Smith
who is that quoting?
Cooper Davis
>When you're laying down cover and see dirt popping up in your face
>or hear them say allah akbar
>or your armor get so heavy all your movements look clumsy
Seagal haters keep striking out
Ian Sullivan
Lucas Ward
newfag
Ayden Martinez
Youstillsoreaboudafifdybach
Kevin Nelson
Hey biitch are you shit posting here or what?
Luis Butler
...
Gavin Powell
How did he move so fat while being so hairy this doesnt make any sense.
Lincoln Howard
>you know
wheeeeeeze
>it takes the
huff puff
>mature caterpillar
heavy panting
>Ok Steve is done for the day pick this up on dub
Brandon Edwards
>i want that barbitch to dance for mee
Gabriel Garcia
its body not buddy dumbdumb
William Campbell
Nathan Nguyen
Is this supposed be a joke?
David Brooks
Punani means vagina?
Andrew Hall
Ironically Seagal really was in Operator Kino, but he got killed in that movie.
Nathaniel White
At least he got his Oscar for this
Easton White
>what does it take, to change the essence of a man?
what did he mean by this?
Ryan Ross
is he glueing his beard to his cranium? his front hair look like beard, or dare i say it pubes.
Owen Turner
Is this the movie where russian Tommy Wiseau suffers an accident and is turned into an evil robot?
Zachary Clark
>what is Elite Squad
Isaac Hernandez
Tommy Wiseau suffers an accident and they replace his damaged brains with Windows 7
Brody Perry
tell me that s the real dvd jacket
please confirm it s real.
Liam Smith
EAZY
EAAAAAAZY.
Ryder Miller
He looks like a goddam ninja turtle.
Liam Wood
I'm ugly, fat, lazy, balding and a creepy pervert just like Seagal.
How do i get the Punani like Seagal? What's his secret?
Josiah Hall
What's wrong with this?
When you're so familiar with your weapon like Mr. Seagal and have the same size as him, you spin the gun to fit yourself, not the other way around.
Owen Jenkins
Evan Hill
>pissing intensifies.
Juan Stewart
This is great. He really is the grown-up version of "that kid."
Andrew Perez
middle aged women will have sex with anything that dignifies them with attention, its the main reason middle aged men get to have sex with them.
Nolan Collins
>"I've been training . . . the hell out of him."
Jonathan Harris
The older he gets, the more you can tell how Jewish he really is.
Nolan Hernandez
Looks like he ate too many Krabby Patties.
Austin Stewart
anyone have the webm of him taking rations from the dead soldiers?
Nathaniel Moore
is he mentally challenged?
Andrew Bennett
Is there a movie in which Seagal dies?
Logan Phillips
Yes. Scroll up.
Juan Myers
"Executive Decision," and he only agreed to play the part of the operator who died if he got to say the name of the movie as his final line.
Kevin Long
EVERYBODY GET UP AND ACT RIGHT
Christian Johnson
EAZY . . .
Aaron Allen
>photoshopped eyes
Nathan Miller
Holy shit
Christian Rivera
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TWELVE FUCKER MINUTES
Bentley Butler
>Hey beach
Why does he call her a beach?
Leo Brown
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he's got moves
Joseph Ortiz
Is this the first example of a kino-musiko blend?
holy shit, how did we not discover this rare art-form before today bros????
what will the punani man come up with next?? sci-kino-weedcomedy????
Gavin Rogers
Camden Moore
>you will never be Steven Seagal
why even live?
Parker Lopez
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Robert Hill
Haven't seen that before, that's fucking hilarious. You know
Kayden Bell
>Serbia
Kevin Parker
is Seagal Posting the freshest dankest new meme?
I love it
David Phillips
based Neo
Noah Bell
You know I know
Bentley Hall
>those katanas
Benjamin Edwards
Yes. Seagal has a Serbian citizenship now. He's a pure Serb down to his heart. He's one of them.
Serbians must be so honored to have a supermegastar like Seagal to be with them.
Aaron Martin
Makes you think
Thomas Price
Jeremiah Smith
holy shit
Ryder Perry
Yeah, I just read up on it. Apparently he feels Serbian.
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Tyler Peterson
The best part is when he doesn't even try to answer the question and just says "You know" at the end
Chase Kelly
Just in case one of you missed his ground breaking exercise in advanced kino
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Zachary Johnson
He unconsciously starts trying to adopt her French accent, then apparently realizes it and stops.
What a true patrician-tier actor.
Caleb Phillips
I thought he was honorary Russian considering he is friends with Putin.
Nicholas Richardson
Christ, how embarrassing.
Hunter Jenkins
EVERYBODY get up and act right
Christian Gomez
He really is the Tommy Wiseau of action films
Jace James
How can Wachowski sisters compete against a scene like this?