I'm hot as fuck and I dare you to try and roast me

I'm hot as fuck and I dare you to try and roast me

white trash heroin whore face

>posting nudes for attention

Your face looks like it took a big fall,
Ain't no one got the ability to fix that shit

nice tits
good thing you're covering your gut with the paper

>roast me
Spit-roast you?

Yes you are hot for a cum dumpster. I can't help but think sex with you would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

not hard to roast a coal burner

fake.
need more timestamps

It's my birthday, show pussy?

You're only hot because it's summer, and Earth is closer to the sun.

K

Nice tits, at least with bra / shirt perkin them up. Face is 6/10, hair is 3/10, legs chubby pasty and white. Are you even trying?

are you a boy or a girl??

No white man would fuck you.

>8:15

sharpie in pooper

i got immunity dog yesterday faggot

fat af and your hair looks like you haven't washed it since you were born

Kek

more of the stuffed animals in the background please

When did Bo Burnham get a boob job?

Show your ass

You posted tits
We have already won

Now show pussy

naked now

Chrissy get off this site..im telling mom..

Even yuri dad wouldn't fuck yu, yuri mother beat yu, and yuri boyfriend is yuri brother..

fuck you

show feet please.

nice hooters

your face looks like a mother of 3 kids living in a country

What? Look it up.

No thanks. I'd roast you if there was anything remotely interesting about you, though.

...

Summerfag

I propose a toast to the tits. The only good looking part of that body.

Faggit

You were denied attention as a baby and now you're stripping and posting pics on Sup Forums for the attention your parents never showed you

>gif related

say something you dumb whore..give sings of life

Fuck

Fuuu

not even those care bears care about you. Now show your vagina and vanish.

Watt?

Fuck dude why do u have to do this!:( I love my mom , because of this post ur mom will die in less u comment on this post!

A video or GTFO bitch

mods

You tried :/

bruh

Gezzuz christ man

>I'm hot as fuck
why the fuck do you got a bin full of teddy bears.
And fucking 3d peperoni nipples??

Commit sewer side

these are some tits i would suck on

Titters

sausage fingers

these posts are cancer

can i see some pussy plisssssssss

fuck u

Your face is beyond mediocre your tits are beyond mediocre honestly mediocre isn't the word for you I think nasty is more accurate

I got the immunity cat !

You got a vagina? Well congratulations, all straight men wants you.

Who old you you're hot ? You face looks like the fat cop from hot fuzz

commit sudoku

Nigger

Post pic of ur face

Big gaps between your teeth, disgusting frizzy hair, looks like a rats' nest, face looks all around disgusting. Only redeeming qualities are your tits and legs. Personality is also probably dog-shit.

Youre the nasty one!

Op is fag

She literally looks like the fat cop from hot fuzz ...

You look like the older male version of my wife. It's a little unsettling.

Fuck you

>replying because you don't want your mother to die

omg

no. fuk u.

You have the tits of a goddess and the face of the Toxic Avenger.

m

Okay?

motherfucker

Well!? What else happened!?

Let me just pop this here ... WHITE TRASH

kys

show your cunt, pig

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

fuck dude yall getting more creative

>black user here.

You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.

You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.

Gugino

Cool Cool Cool

awdawdawdawdawdaw

dude stop

FCK

adawdwadawd

Nice meme

fucking niggnogg

Not going to happen

You're hot but you're on Sup Forums, why should we roast you when you're already doing that yourself?

LAME

fuck u

Okay then

>Sideways pic to hide face
>low resolution to hide skin
>Piece of paper to hide gut
>Tried not to reveal body size and shape (dress gave it away)
>Shirt supporting tits to make them seem big
>Using meh hair to put face in shadow
It seems you might be a half-decent liar, so you've got that going for you

shit

o