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b,
how do you acquire sex from a woman easily ?

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money.

Chloroform

if you have to ask youre doing it wrong

grow a 12 inch dick that ejaculates money and chocolate

By not needing to ask that fucking question, for starters.

Marriage worked pretty well to me. Only woman I have or will ever sleep with
>inb4 bait
God's plan for sex and marriage is best, prove me wrong. protip: you cant

isnt a nostalgia thread

pay for it.
be 23, 9 times sex in last 5 month, only 1 time for free and no std

>god
I tip my fedora to you.

Find a female criminal on the run. Tell her you will help her. Tell her that you know you could be charged with aiding and abetting a criminal, but you would rather be charged with aiding and bedding a criminal. You'll get in that ass.

this is a very week argument against my statement. You do realize you could analyze the biblical plan for marriage without disputing the existence of God. IE: Don't have to believe in Buddha to think it's a good idea to follow some buddhist teachings.

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From strangers?

How much?

Money

Let's not turn this into a fucking argument over religion.

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exactly, just rape the bitches. No complications no awkwardness, just be a man and take what you want, they'll respect you for it.

>get in shape (don't need to be super hot just not fat)
>dress well
>go for ugly girls

A gun, loaded of course. I prefer to shoot the knee caps if they resist, you can also try cutting the throat. This way you can use the blood as lube

that's what they like, regular women doesn't like sex!

Alcohol. Shots makes the panties drop.

$500 US

Alcohol

wisdom

easy
collect the most pokemon
or
win several mtg tournaments

don't forget the katana and fedora outfit

Checked, and yes I know I'm wise

How would anyone here know? If we could we'd be fucking. We wouldn't be on /b

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You sure as fuck don't let them know you have real feelings for them if you want to keep it going, but as for getting it started; sense of humour. Be relaxed and funny, not a clown, just playful.