ITT: Post stuff that only you think you do

ITT: Post stuff that only you think you do.

>inb4 rip English

>Use my mouth to hold stuff while my hands are full. Keys, bus pass, etc.

Bump.

play games to ignore the never ending pain of being alive.

Nope. Me too.

>Flush before I poop
>use a steam link

>Flush before I poop
you what

I always do that, my friends think it's disgusting

sleep from 6AM to 3PM

I keep things on the outer rims of my mouth, so things stay dry. So far no complaints. Although the occasional drool sucks.

Regularly put my phone in my mouth when I need free hands,

understand god and why your prayers are just pleas to get fucked, fuck, eat or shit ONLY

when i eat shrimps, i always collect the eyes on the edge of my plate.

Then after dinner i push them down my dickhole 1 by 1.
fuck me it's weird i know but shit feels so cash when ejaculating

When a missionary stops me, I go along with their little brainwashing, listen to them repeat the same lines of the bible to me, do a forced prayer, tell them I've been saved, waste an hour of my life making them think their efforts weren't useless.

I'm just not the type to tell people to fuck off.

Oh boy do I love doing that

I am legitimately filled with terror.

I can't do that. It only feels like I'm going to vomit when I try

Me too, sometimes.

You're supposed to like "cup" your mouth like an old person, if that makes sense. Unless you have thin lips, then rip.

same

did that today, Feels bad man

I do that too.
>listen to coldplay and then listen to slayer

I still can do it

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i did that today

masturbate daily

Me too
>tfw no gf

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Fuck

Listen to The Beatles and then listen to Primus, what is basically the same thing.

Done that too.