Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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I need to stop forgetting previous.

How is everyone today?

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Claimed
Nice pic

Best type moon claimed.

Bubba Ho-tep is great and Bruce Cambell is my idol.

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>pervy tsun
No, you may think I'm a rape bote all you want, I won't do it, you perverted idol

Claimed this husbando

Yea, Zenyatta is really a wicked glass cannon. My thoughts on McCree are that I'm pretty bad at him.

Rory-sama claimed

Bored, how about yourself?

Why did this become a thing anyway?
Just to make archive easier to navigate?

Strangler

Martin luther king should be in this film

Sadly the sequel was cancelled.

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>Just to make archive easier to navigate?

Pretty much.

Thank you.

I'll have to settle for Boondocks version of it.

Eh, fuck em

Yuuko.

It's also about the message, we're a general in a random board.

Fair enough I suppose.
>I'm tired, and I have very little clue what I'm talking about actually.

I'm alright, just playing some Overwatch. What are you up to?

People need to show that speech to the blm niggers.

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE SO PATHETIC THEY WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS THEIR WIVES! THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE SIMPLY A SWEATY JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION. IF THEY SOMEHOW DID COME TO LIFE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU ALL PATHETIC AND REPULSIVE CREATURES!

Claiming best girlie!

ALL CAPS WOO SUMMER!

Is that from RWBY?

Claimed.

I will grant you one wish.

So you admit being a perverted tsun?
>That's how I got my rape bote status kek
>get some sleep

They'd get shot.
Just look at dallas. The whites need to start fighting back.

Nothing, but staring at my screen.
You have never talked much about your background.

Pepper

Yes
Brown mugi

You.

Nope. I m not a pervert, nor tsun. I may be tired, but I at least know that!
>Eh, maybe later.

They'd act the exact same way, chimp out and start shooting things.

Claimed.

i wish for trips in this post
(Yui)

Doctor

Yui!

>Not a perverted tsun
>Makoto
Kek
>alright

I'm starting to talk more and more as i warm up to these threads and vice versa. Anything in particular you'd like to know?

Granted, but only in an alternate reality

My man Yuuko, how goes it?
Sachii.
I mean, we're in the same chat, but, Amatsu!

Claimed.

3d but a ct one

There's only one man who can save us now.
youtube.com/watch?v=XAK03f4rPbU

B-but I'm not a doctor. Boat.

Claimed, yo.

What's that mean?!

Hank

I wouldn't want to ask too much, but how about who you ended up here.
What's wrong with you?

I love ya my nigga, just chilling aint doin shit dog.
Hows about yous?

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Those are merely details..

But you are Dr.Pepper

You know what I meant

love you

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Claimed.

Just listening to music for old times sake.
Takes me back to when it wasn't so bad.
Shiro, good to see you, how's it hanging?
I mean, what chat?
Nothing of the sort here.

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She a ct
Who she?

Bubblegum

I mean, of course I am.
Amatsumin.

Coming from such a cutie, that hurts.

I guess I don't fully understand the question but I thought it would be an interesting and consistent thread I could join in and talk to people. I usually pop in when i want to talk to someone or just generally feel better. I've had alot of interesting conversations already

Good to see you to wonderful! I'm fine, was playing a bit of Overwatch, but I'm taking a little break. I do about two hours of Overwatch, hour break, and repeat. You up to much, or just humdrum?

>emi

Yuuko.

A reason why everyone has come and stayed before.
I agree with the sentiment, just curious how you came to find comfort in a Sup Forums thread. Not the most normal of things to do.

Sorry for the late reply, someone came into my office.
But now I'm off work and about to head home.
Do you roccomend any characters for me to start out as? Or would I be fine picking up any char?

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What chat? There was a chat?

Of course~ now I want some of that sweet, delicious drink

Does it now? Now imagine how it feels to be called a rape bote

Sounds like a plan, I'm still yet to play Overwatch.
>humdrum
Hit the nail on the head right there, I'm bored out of my mind.
>how you came to find comfort in a Sup Forums thread
It's not like I have much going on outside of them.

Soon. My friend. Soon. Once I have the funds to send that package, I shall.

Thanks beautiful

How's dat insomnia doing?

I can agree to that, Sup Forums isn't the most friendliest of places but I thought I could find other people with similar interests in these threads. Plus most of my experience here has been pretty good. Haven't found much reason to leave. Plus I enjoy talking with the other anons here.

i want to sniff all the waifus in this thread

Did I take that a bit too far...?

>someone actually remembered
Same as ever, only midly crippling.
I mean it's already 11:35PM if that tell you ote.

Kill yourself
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I'm actually pretty satisfied with these shows.

Gate was pretty much what I expected. But maaaaaaan there were some SLUTS. Looking at you Sherry!

Flying Witch was a good SoL. If you want to turn all the way off and watch cute girls doing weird things, it's worth a gander.

Konasuba wasn't great, but not bad for Battle Shounen Harem Alternate Universe Game World. Megumin had me coming back, Aqua needs to fuck off.

Recommend me shit for manana.

Already decided on Initial D. But give me at least one series.

>tfw wall of text, stupid in-depth descriptions that you didn't need
Well, I've give you a list of heroes that are easy to play for each role. For offense, Soldier 76 is the most basic and easiest hero to pickup, just kind of your standard FPS deal. Your ult is an aimbot which is really nice, you have a pretty good AoE heal, basic shooting with a 25 bullet magazine, and long ranged mini-rockets, which is your alt fire. For defense, Bastion is definitely the easiest, you have a self-heal, your ult turns you into a mobile tank, you can turn into a turret that shreds through everything, only downside to him is that he's countered pretty hard by snipers and Genji. For Tanks, Rein and Winston are both quite easy, Rein has a portable shield that is able to block 2000 damage, an ult that's a stun in a straight line, a projectile with really great range and decent damage, and his hammer. Winston can get places pretty quickly, as he has an ability that allows him to jump quite far lengths, a deployable bubble shield, and a lightning gun that doesn't require you to aim that much, but have to be very close for it to damage, which it also has very low DPS. Finally, the easiest support is Mercy. Standard healer, point and click + hold, alt fire is a damage boost, secondary which is a small pistol, ability that allows her to fly to nearby teammates, and an ult that revives all dead teammates in a certain area.

sabagebu

Not today, Senpai.

Seen it.
Lemon fried chicken had some of the best parts.

>Decided on Initial D
Let the eurobeat addiction begin!
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I'll see what's wrong with you eventually.
In the mean time i will lye here on my couch / bed

If you fell asleep right now it wouldn't be so bad. You'd have to shut down your device to have a chance to though.

I mean, I can pay you for it

One outs
Joker game.

Alright since you just watched Gate, Those who hunt elves.

Son of a bitch you took my waifu.
You're the illustrious Dr Pepper huh

>One outs

That isn't baseball is it? That shit is boooooooring.

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>You'd have to shut down your device
Never.
Besides, being up at night is a lot more comforting than being up during the day, just how I see it.

>Those who hunt elves.

This isn't hentai is it?

No. Is gift.

This season Bananya.

Nah just kidding I would say you should check out Urusei Yatsura

>Sabagebu
My nigga

A very poor attempt incoming
Have no time for timing this time

>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!

Indeed. I take nothing, friendo. If you wanna claim, that's perfectly fine. Just, if you will, use different file names so people can tell us apart!
I'd be happy to share best girlie!

bugger

It's actually far less lewd than it sounds, great comedy.

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Thanks for this! I think I'll start out with soldier 76, as he seems like he is basic enough and I like going on the offensive. Thanks again for this, it was kind of you to write all of that out!

It's no big deal, I feel dumb for doing it anyways.

You're pretty bad at this, aren't you?