ID this bug please?
ID this bug please?
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his name chris
its a jiminy cricket
no, no, that's Dan
buggie-doo with antlee-doos, and leggy-wigglies
its a bug
it's a beatle.
he named chris
where do you live op
Difficult without a geographical location.
It's a longhorned beetle of some sort, though.
he chris
There are those that would call him Tim
its jizzmle
body looks like a beetle but the head looks like a grasshopper
crickets' posterior legs are thicker to allow them to jump, this looks more like some beetle
dont matter we know his name
he chris
Bugs don't work that way. It's a beetle.
Imma need some ID mister bug.
quebec
Weta? Looks somewhat like one
it's a devil's fart
they call it devil's fart because it shoots acid from it's bum
it's also known as a devil's sting, because if you touch it with your flesh, it stings after 20 minutes due to an acidic protective layer it has around it's body, its limbs, everything
it's also known as a devil's bug because it secretes acid in the air and if you've seen it you're fucked. in 30 minutes after you've seen it, you've already inhaled the acid and what's worse the acid hits your eyes and your lips and shit so your whole face will sting and your eyes will water and swell shut because the acid causes cancer
op you're fucked
man chris dont do that
who the fuck is chris? op you'd better rush yourself to the hospital where they'll remove your eyes because of the cancer.
you're blind, g
no
fine, just let the cancer spread to your brain
it won't kill you though, it will attack very specific areas of your brain and make you a vegetable
Not 100% sure on species, but it looks like a poplar borer.
The adults are harmless to you, but may bite if pissed off. Not at all venomous, their bites are basically just pinches. The larvae eat through wood in the trunks of trees.
It appears to be a pest on poplar trees, so it's up to you whether or not you should kill it.
YO CHRIS!
wher u ben
Thats a South American Knob Gobbler.
Its fine just don't let it near your knob.
right on. you get a cookie
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Darude-Sandstorm
penis gigantitus
definitely chris
its a "OH FUCK KILL IT WITH FIRE xD"