Hey Sup Forums I've got some smoke grenades, what should I do with em?

hey Sup Forums I've got some smoke grenades, what should I do with em?

Get in the bathroom
Wet some towels and put them under the closed door
"smoke out"
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Toss them in the front door of a middle/high school on the first day of school.

Smoke mid im gonna cross.

Throw it into a mcdonalds and yell "this is how your chicken is made"

Here's the other.

send it to me

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inb4 >op is a fag

Keep them hidden in your pants so if you say something autistic (which I know you will) you can just throw that smoke grenade and run away

bring them back to your qm and say you founded them or put them in an amnisty box before someone from your unit recognise you/ identify you, and get you court martialed for stealing pyro from the canadian forces.

TIMESTAMP, FAGGOT

am britbong

i11 fite u 4 it

Came here to say this.

througth them in the middle of the highway

oh well then, pop them in a walmart or something we have the exact same one in the canadian army

happy?

The only answer in here should be

>MICROWAVE

nade in pooper

>go into a bustling store/restaurant
>drop them both
>leave establishment, but stay close
>take vid
>???
>profit

Step 1:
Turn on camera

Step 2:
Smoke grenade up butt

Step 3:
Pull pin

You will make it into the Sup Forums hall of fame OP.

Agree
>microwave

This pleases me

put in pooper
set off

plz

true

this

Go to a BLM protest and throw them at the police in hopes of inciting violence. Just do it sneakily. Or put on black face first. Blacks love when white people do that.

not a fag

Bomp in the pooper

GO OUTSIDE
FIND NORMIES
THROW AT NORMIES
STAB THEM UNDER THE COVER OF THE SMOKESCREEN

this

Up the bum. Op is always a fact, this has been stated

I second this

Sharpie in pooper

Post pics of the bottom of the grenades.

Up your bum

second this

Give them to children in need

please do blow smoke up your ass

"Smoke" *smokes spawn.*

Leave them in a playground for kids to find

One has foil covering something and the other is solid

seems to be ok so faggot what are you going to do

do something faggot

Go to local walmart put it next to the door and run away.

The foil is the vent hole for the smoke. (Ex military here). They look to be in good condition. Pull pin, throw and you're all good

OP here
Can they be traced back to my friend after being lit?

>find someone driving around playing pokemon go
>ask then to roll down window
>ask them about pokemon go then throw in smokey

It's your job to be the proxy, OP.

smoke that foxhole

If it's thrown somewhere I can't retrieve the casing, what could be traced?

Have to yell, "KOFFING, USE SMOKESCREEN!" as you throw it.

throw the smoke grenade to your bathroom, then close the door and let it sit there for a while

Go to a well crowded place yell die) allah akbar and pull the pin.

Throw it on your neighbours backyard. If you live in an apartment, throw it as far you can, take some pics and run into your home like a little bitch.

Smoke in pooper
No homo

...

Throw them in a pool and see what happens. I'm dying to know!

Smoke'em OP!

Winrar

A+

Probably a serial number if it's anywhere on there, maybe fingerprints. Where did you buy it?

friend got them from the military

how long ago?
if asked, would they say that they gave them to you?

Check the grenade for any identifying numbers. Also, look up the model. Study it, lookout for anything that could identify it's source. Also, wipe it down with alcohol if you're gonna use it (to remove the prints) and use gloves.

Lastly, don't shit where you eat.

a couple of years
no, they are a sergeant

Second this

If it really is a military grade smoke grenade, then you should pop it in a building like a school.

Would give some good keks

If this igets dubs, OP has to pull one right now and show results

This is a useless item.

Nah. The paint will peel. They produce a lot of heat. They are essentially an ignitor within a smoke pellet. You'll be fine

Buy a model rocket. The biggest one you can find. Rig the grenade to it and shoot it off over a populated area. Find a way to make it go off when it's in the air.

Great, do you have any flashbangs, or incendiarys? Anyway smoke off long doors from elevator then watch cat for us, I'm going B plat.

Throw them in cars at stoppings/red lights & take& post pics.

If you throw them into water it will bubble up cool as shit and smoke will escape from water into the air. I have done this and just think it's cool wo watch.

Throw them at BLM at the next rally/march/protest/demonstration

bump

Throw into nigger rally and see it all over the news but don't get caught!!!!

am britbong and we don't do rallys, we queue.
niggers have a separate queue

NIGGER BLM RALLY FTW +100 DO IT FAG!!!!!! POST PICS I DARE YOU!!!!!!

A britbong with smokebombs? Shiiiiet. Throw it into a mosque when they're praying/plotting

you could throw into sewer and it'll look like something is on fire or maybe a bomb in there- guaranteed FD will respond - plus you can take pics and pretend to be innocent bystander.

Wipe off all fingerprints and don't have any gay lotion on your hand that is the same as found on pin

Yeah throw something that makes a spark into a methane filled sewer. Genius

Another idea is to plant lotion!

Make sure to record this

1. Find some faggot sleeping in a tent

2. Write "From Sup Forums with love" on a piece of paper

3. Unzip tent

4. Pull pin and throw a smoke grenade in

5. Zip the tent back up

6. Leave the piece of paper outside of the tent

7. Run like hell

8. Post results in the form of a video (Webm preferred)

not enough methane in sewer to make an explosion- I mean it would have to be one hell of a stinky ass sewer for that

>Find some faggot in a tent
>Detroit.jpeg

If you throw in street = might make wreck = if it causes death = 2nd degree murder in USA - but maybe on the side of a busy road...

Find a camp site near you then and drive there. Also hello fellow Michiganfag, hope you live in a safe part of Detroit, there is a reason why I live in a rural area, to avoid crime

Yes there is, sewers explode every now and then from gas.

Set them off in a forest.

Op is feg. Pooper smoke or gtfo

I have never ever in the history of my life EVER heard of a sewer exploding from methane gas. Never happens.

Also have put shitloads of smoke bombs in sewers over the years and it freaks people out.

No sewer is going to explode dude- get real.

FTW - PUT IN SER AND FIND OUT IF IT EXPLODES (it won't)

Maybe in large cities with sewer systems built in the 1800's.

lrn2reply also just because you haven't heard it happen doesn't mean it doesn't fucking happen lrn2google. Jesus.

put smokey boom in microwave


put 60 minutes in microwave time

Shove them up your ass and detonate them fuckboy.

>>stick one in your ass just far enough so you can still pull the pin
>>go to crowded place, pretend like your sick
>> go to center crowd, pull the pin and bend over
>> screem like a demon is coming from your butt as smoke pours out

With one
>pull pin
>throw in toilet
>record

With the other
>microwave (keep your distance)
>record