How do you defend yourself?
How do you defend yourself?
buy a ar15 becuz its my right 2 do so yee yee murca
Leaving detroit
Go up in attic, use spider+web to create a makeshift nunchuck, proceed to eradicate niggers.
kak
Draw it in paint newfags
>tfw no gf to save
SPIDERBRO PROTECT ME!
say "fuck off niggers"
if niger leave ok
if nigger stay gun
eazy desision
Proceed to get a boner of them kidnapping my gf since I'm a cuck
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nice cannon
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RIP
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Go back and time and help the south win the civil war
end your life cuck trash
not much to do, place spider in front door , barraced bed onto top of stairs, if they start to get thrugh kick bed down stairs
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Deus vult!
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Bump
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>1996 buick riviera
Hang an "Employment Office" sign over my front door.
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'You' have quite the big black dick.
no tip for greedy jews
???
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easy
Just the color of the latex
so perf plz nerf
Lost it when I noticed you changed the text
No
NOODLE KARATE KIMONOOOO
Johnny 5 Nigga!
>be morbidly obese
>have a high voice
>catfish burglar or enemy into going upstairs with you. Slide a picture of your gf under the door and tell him it's you
>crush him under your immense weight when he comes in
>profit
Done.
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Just add the word "Smart" above Niggers. Now that they don't exist, there is no threat.
>no one is cleaning out that huge mess of cobwebs in their attic
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What the
This
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Fuck
This may lead to worse things than niggers. Lets just hope we race war and kill them and muslims all off. Now all we have to worry about is chinks, but at least they bring us semi-hot women and become cucks to us.
kek
gangbang...homies over hoes
or
hire them and tell em to bring more white women for I am horny
>cobwebs
there is a spider in it you dumbass
>enquire
damn
easy.... throw them a basketball
shid
These faygos stealing my overwatch memes.
Niggers can't shoot. I can.
>Implying this isn't the true situation
I don't like black
That's spiderbros home you asshole
Fuc
crap
Fucking faggot
lol
Sheeet
JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE
here
wow
top tier reply
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Bitch
Now I have seen this, this is my dream car
Kekd
Good track record.
Every fucking board
I never go in my attic, there could be fucking facehuggers up there for all I care.
Spiderbro keeps it clean of insects you fag
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>not using a superior army of mantisbros
Maybe some tighter gun laws would work?
Fuck
trap
Shit
bump
>checkmate atheists
Not even the best trap faggot
That trap would result in the most intense cucking. But I bet that is your whole plan, yeah?
Pls no
want them to still be alive for the police to shoot later
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Bu... Bu... But you don't have a girlfriend and you never will. And you're not on the second floor, you're safe and sound in your parent's basement. Oh and you don't and never will have three black men with military grade weapons standing in your front yard.
There, user, I solved your problem for you.
Na, a real man deals with niggers on his own terms
>Bu... Bu...
you're trying too hard faggot
You cheeky cunt, I like you
Why is the sun mad :(
>throw the roof at them
gets rid of nigger and spider
>sleep under stars