How do you defend yourself?

How do you defend yourself?

buy a ar15 becuz its my right 2 do so yee yee murca

Leaving detroit

Go up in attic, use spider+web to create a makeshift nunchuck, proceed to eradicate niggers.

kak

Draw it in paint newfags

>tfw no gf to save

SPIDERBRO PROTECT ME!

say "fuck off niggers"
if niger leave ok
if nigger stay gun
eazy desision

Proceed to get a boner of them kidnapping my gf since I'm a cuck

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nice cannon

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RIP

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Go back and time and help the south win the civil war

end your life cuck trash

not much to do, place spider in front door , barraced bed onto top of stairs, if they start to get thrugh kick bed down stairs

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Deus vult!

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Bump

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>1996 buick riviera

Hang an "Employment Office" sign over my front door.

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'You' have quite the big black dick.

no tip for greedy jews

???

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easy

Just the color of the latex

so perf plz nerf

Lost it when I noticed you changed the text

No

NOODLE KARATE KIMONOOOO

Johnny 5 Nigga!

>be morbidly obese
>have a high voice
>catfish burglar or enemy into going upstairs with you. Slide a picture of your gf under the door and tell him it's you
>crush him under your immense weight when he comes in
>profit

Done.

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Just add the word "Smart" above Niggers. Now that they don't exist, there is no threat.

>no one is cleaning out that huge mess of cobwebs in their attic

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What the

This

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Fuck

This may lead to worse things than niggers. Lets just hope we race war and kill them and muslims all off. Now all we have to worry about is chinks, but at least they bring us semi-hot women and become cucks to us.

kek

gangbang...homies over hoes
or
hire them and tell em to bring more white women for I am horny

>cobwebs
there is a spider in it you dumbass

>enquire

damn

easy.... throw them a basketball

shid

These faygos stealing my overwatch memes.

Niggers can't shoot. I can.

>Implying this isn't the true situation

I don't like black

That's spiderbros home you asshole

Fuc

crap

Fucking faggot

lol

Sheeet

JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE

here

wow

top tier reply

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Bitch

Now I have seen this, this is my dream car

Kekd

Good track record.

Every fucking board

I never go in my attic, there could be fucking facehuggers up there for all I care.

Spiderbro keeps it clean of insects you fag

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>not using a superior army of mantisbros

Maybe some tighter gun laws would work?

Fuck

trap

Shit

bump

>checkmate atheists

Not even the best trap faggot
That trap would result in the most intense cucking. But I bet that is your whole plan, yeah?

Pls no

want them to still be alive for the police to shoot later

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Bu... Bu... But you don't have a girlfriend and you never will. And you're not on the second floor, you're safe and sound in your parent's basement. Oh and you don't and never will have three black men with military grade weapons standing in your front yard.

There, user, I solved your problem for you.

Na, a real man deals with niggers on his own terms

>Bu... Bu...
you're trying too hard faggot

You cheeky cunt, I like you

Why is the sun mad :(

>throw the roof at them
gets rid of nigger and spider
>sleep under stars