Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Claiming best girlie!
Rory-sama claimed
See ya dude.
It's just easier for me to play Mercy, but I've played support a lot in various games, so I guess I'm used to posistioning and whatever.
>ooooo boy
Too slow kiddo.
>Dr.Pepper
Your cleavage pic isn't going to sway me away from the party of purity~
>Makoto
Because you hate me?
>implying he cares
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I don't! I could never!
>I need to start packing up my stuff to head home now
>Boat
"Party of purity."? I see. I think I can change that~
I mean considering he pulled the "trips to steal" rule on me he can try and roll trips if he wants it this thread. I claimed first, right?
does she count?
Back from work claim.
>Hulu and Unwind edition.
>The one time I'm not complaining about the Captcha being food.
That you did, but he's not gonna stop posting. You can't really enforce the rules either.
Auto correct fucked me over, meant "path of purity"
Oh-uh...
Might be another of your tricks...
>see ya soon friend
Fok m8, he got ya
Bet 'e's 'avin a giggle, m8
>implying we care what you have to say
>implying you're not samefagging as new kurisu
>implying actual kurisu isnt a retarded RPing cuck
>implying you aren't a cancerous newfag
She does indeed. 3D animation = 2D media.
Listen dude. I'm not gonna start a war. Do what you want man. I'm gonna continue conversations I have, and you can do the same. As I said, I personally do not care. We do not need another Snek, or Megu war.
If your waifu played in a band? What instrument would she play??
Guitar for sure for me.
Back and claimed.
Who would star a war over a terrible waifu anyway?
>implying i care about what a guy says that's too scared to show his face when saying his mind
Keyboard, obviously
>White tee only
Hnng.
"Path of purity.". Is that what you tell yourself~?
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So why did you bother saying "Sorry bro. I personally don't care, but rules is rules."?
If rules is rules, don't post Kurisu if I claim first. If you don't give a fuck, don't mention it lmao. I'm just doing this cause you did, I'm new to this whole waifu fagging thing.
Definitely true, this IS Sup Forums.
Yeah it's hot as balls today here. Where are you from?
>Chats shit.
>Still not man enough to identify himself.
Oh I am laffin.
You Know Gasai,
Megumin
Minumin
Etc.
>being this cancerous
Maybe I don't have a waifu, faggot
She wouldnt be in a band. If she were an idol though, which she is, she would sing.
And just for reference dude, I'm not whoever that guy is.
Yes you do. Or you have an avatar, whatever you refer to it as.
rwby?
Something with strings
Good question. Dunno honestly. Like I said, I don't care. We literally just avatar fag in here, so I mean. I don't wanna be an asshole by any means. I prefer to be enjoyed by the peeps that join this thread. I apologize. Truce?
>jumping to conclusions this fast
Well, I'm buying apple sauce
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#694176699
Attention whoring faggot
I will not sway so easily!
I guess you could be one of those shut out old fags that pretends like they left.
Here's a (you)
I do not believe that at all, friendo.
I have pictures from times you haaave~
No one claimed Megumin?
WTF
Of course man, I don't care either lol. I was just doing it because you were haha. Like I said I have no clue how the rules work in this shit really.
>using avatars and signatures that anyone can steal
>using them on a forced user board
Not close faggot
Aight coolio. Anyway, how goes it man?
You fuck ;-;
Fuck off seasonal trash
There is already 2 megumin claimed
Pretty good I guess, kinda fucking hot in my room though and I'm dying.
Hby?
K K K Fine Sicker than your average nigger killer Twist niggers' heads off Niggers fucking stink niggers and gators Chickenwing-eating players Triple K hooligans like Moon Man Dead right, if they head right Fucking your mom every night Moon Man’s been smooth since days of killing jews Never lose, never choose to Lynch jews who do something to us Talk go through us, your mom walked to us Get on a rape bus, screw us, screw us Yeah, KKK Nigger babies I don’t give a fuck Stick it up the butt Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy Bang every porch monkey easily, busily Recently niggers fronting ain’t saying nothing My cock nigga, suck it Triple K mafia, we’re on it
Fuck off Mugi
[Audrina] Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
I put niggers underground without a sound You minorities can’t step to me All spics need to go back to Mexico Every Jew be stealing money from you and me Now who’s the real dookie All you niggers smell like shit You niggers can ride my dick Spear chuckers pushing up sticks Ooga booga, go back to Africa I don’t know why I hate blacks Oh yeah, it’s because they look and smell like ass Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk Spics need to learn some English talk I don’t give a fuck about your mama Jizzing on her face ain’t no drama It’s probably different than the nigger cock she’s used to Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew
>using them on a forced user board
Well that would be what namesync is for, really.
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>using texting abbreviations
Summerfag BTFO
Top kekklos
[Audrina] Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
[Sun Man] Everything you be saying is offensive to me As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech Moon Man you need to stop the hate After all we are one universal race
Fuck off nigger, I don’t give a fuck about people of other colors Get the fuck out, you ain’t my brother Why don’t you go and fuck a hyena When it’s dark outside I can’t even see ya
[Audrina] Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
This is Moon Man here telling you niggers to take a long walk off a short pier Vote 5, faggots, and I’m out of here
Pretty good. Can't really complain honestly.
And namesync is for cocksucking literal attention whores.
Name one that doesn't try to shitpost or blog
>two retarded blogger trash
I will grant you one wish.
What will it be?
stop posting
Well, I won't pretend I don't shitpost
I am Australian, it's sort of our national hobby.
Why?
Shitposters to regain their passion of shitposting.
Nef, how is back my aussie dad
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I wish to stop being a lazy fuck
is it attention whoring to post my waifu now?
that i could know who your waifu is
The thread to normalise
A painless death.
kthxbye.
did you get your meds Nef
best
>national hobby
Being a faggot is a hobby?
For namesync and cancerous waifus to die in a fire
I think the rip is healing but the jelly is still causing nerve problems
My leg is hella stiff when I wake up. Sitting down becomes really unpleasant.
But the jelly should dissolve eventually
I'm hoping to be in good enough shape to go to work on Friday
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claimed
Keep trying breh I've been browsing since '03.
Also why are you targeting me man? This is like my third time posting in these threads.
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Well, it's more like a sport
No, it's 7.45am
I'll get them when I go for lunch
I still have enough paracetamol and tramadol for a few days. It's only the ibuprofen and the codeine that need refilling, and I still have 1 day of those left.
QOTT: Would you do lewd things with your waifu, and if you would, what would you want to do?
I've been worried, I'm glad you're starting to get better
Im sorry, but who are you and why are you pretending to be an Aussie?
>Satan Bazza of truth
Well it was always gonna take a while. Herniated disc ain't an over-night rest fix.
Yes
Just about everything
Handholding.
You heard me.
Nicre trips satan
Sexual intercourse, only for the purpose of reproducing though.
Prove it newfag
You need help. Fake faggot
>trying to shitpost
Here is your (You) don't spend it all in one place
Well fuck me. Im really out of it today.
Why do newfags like you always have to reach too high?
You could have gone for a more realistic '08 but no you always have to go for retarded '03.
You fucking pig! She's a human!
Come on man, this is supposed to be a child friendly board.
a cutie
yes
whatever she wanted
YUI MONSTER
I'm Malcolm Turnbull.
I'm here doing research on waifus so I can fulfil my election promise of making waifus real.
You caught me
I'm not actually a faggot
I just pretend to be gay so I can get chicks
Not even the meme, newfag
>consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Fucking this.
I would ask to expose her ankle.
RIP u when it runs out
whats for lunch?
i am still surprised that you havent been ordered to wear a back brace
Granted, all of them move on to Sup Forums and Sup Forums.
Granted, in a few years it will kick in.
Granted, Nonon Jakuzure. you can't get more smug and cute than her.
Granted, it will happen once we hit image limit.
Granted, but not today.
Granted, but those that literally have cancer.
Malcolm wouldnt have a waifu you nong. Hes too busy trying to privatise Medicare.
Our only hope is Pauline Hanson.
Oh, fuuuuck... that's kinky
I'm sorry everyone.
Just fucking ban me.
>implying you can prove something like that
Prove you're not a faggot.
Not a newfag but again I can't prove it. Don't really need to either man.