Sup Forums have you fucked a girl you did not expect ever to get with...

Sup Forums have you fucked a girl you did not expect ever to get with, as if it was just a fluke that you got to fuck her.

Not talking rape, lel

user I didn't deserve to funk most of the girls I tucked in school

But that's what happens when you're a nice guy and word gets out you have a big dick

I'm honestly like a 6/10 but I was fucking 9/10s easy in school

My autocorrect cracks me up

I never expected to get laid. At all. So I guess yes.

hah rly, I feel that im like a 7.5 atleast and ive fucked 2 really hot girls by fluke in high school I feel cuz rumor went around that I was s1ck as fuck in bed. But after that its all been 6-7s , 23y/o now

The girl I lost my virginity to was HELLA outta my league.
Friend of a friend that I met at a party, we just happened to start chatting about Game of Thrones. Lied to her and told her that I had eidetic memory like Mike Ross from suits. she asked me to walk her to the corner store to buy cigarettes. On our way back she took my hand and brought me back to her rez building instead of back to the party.

Came in 6 seconds like the virgin I was. Greatest feeling of success I`ve ever experienced.

Then she kicked me out of her room and we never talked again.

actually, yes.
my ex... i still cant believe it lasted like 5 years...
And the last babe i fuck which was like a 12/10
>mfw when im an ugly fuck

haha sorry but that sounded hella funny
>came in 6 seconds
>never talked again

but good for you user

How tall are you?

I didn't expect to fuck your mom op
amiriteguis?

5.6

those last two hurt me so bad

not worth being with girls waaay above ur league.
unless u can handle it.
fuckin raised my standards so much

yes

I have a couple of times. Since my last date i feel very confident and i'm sure i'll get even more attractive women in the long run.

Lost my virginity to this slut

And I thought you were just being polite.

Still a win.

Yes, and always totally blindsided by it, never see it coming.

Used to work with this slut, asked her out expecting to get rejected, she said yes by some miracle! Took her out to dinner and saw a movie. She gave me the best roadhead I've ever had on the way back to her house

Name?

Nice

Once. When I first met here there was insta-connection. Had to wait 6 months to date her though as she turned out to be the ex of a good friend.

Dated briefly. Still think about her

Every girl I've been with.

Ashley

>Bar manager at a local watering hole.
>Asked me for a ride home, her car was in the shop.
>Nice 7-8/10 brunette milf with a great rack.
>She told me she would make it worth my time.
>Waited until she was off work, walked her to my car.
>She had my cock out before we were even out of the parking lot and started sucking.
>"Nice, fat and long user"
>Lied and told her I rarely cum with bj's.
>Got sucked until we got to her house
>Fucked her brains out her out on her couch.
>Had to stay away from her afterwards
>she thought we were now a pair.
>Fuck that, a deal is a deal.

kek

don't be so hard on yourself user. you deserved to fuck those girls and they deserved to get rammed with a big O dick. you may be a 6/10 you your dick is a 9/10